Send this pic to a girl you know and say "look at the size of this spider I saw at McDonald's"

Send this pic to a girl you know and say "look at the size of this spider I saw at McDonald's"

Bonus points if it's a blood relative.

bump

nice trips

we must comply

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i sent it to my dad but i didnt realize there was a dick shadow

That's the whole point of the pic retard

that's one lucky spider

How can you not notice the dick?

The dick crawled out of the spider.

Post the next part of the bait OP, the small blurry image of your fake chat.

Can be your lucky Spider?

I* sorry I need a poutine

sure, I'm bi, as long as you're cute then we're all good in the penis hood

Eh, it's too jpegy

Real pictures have artifacts.

satan is amongst us

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MODS MODS

Grow the fuck up

satan is gay

Get the fuck out

Thumbnail incoming

MOOODS

what kind of mood?

sleepy nappy time bai bai nighty night

Well it is a big un

And now we wait. Also female cousin.

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She knows me too well

she already seen your dick and knows its not that big

No, shes already seen it and knows the one in the pixture is too thin.

Checked

chode.

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and then she wants to see it but i only have a tiny noodlerino

>text the girl I like this
>Thinks it's a dildo
>tfw you exist

cucked

thats when you say
wtf are you talking about

this