You wake up with morning wood, walk into the bathroom and see this. What do?

You wake up with morning wood, walk into the bathroom and see this. What do?

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Turn the water on hot, wait for the mirror to fog, bend her over the sink and fuck her until she zouts!

say hi mom while you pull out your pee pee

I wake up to this everday.

wonder why there's a washer and dryer in my bathroom

I was thinking the same thing

Push her out of the way and take a piss.

My condolences.

nigger

wonder how my bathroom got laundry equipment in it and also got so disorganized.

i can't piss with my dick hard and don't brush my teeth till after coffee why in tf would I walk into the bathroom

wtf isthe bathroom in the same room as washer and dryer? ALSO I hate it when fuckers dont put the new toilet paper roll on, just sit in on top of the empty roll. fucking lazy

say, "hey honey" and go about my business. She's doing laundry and this isn't a porno. She's just not in the mood especially with how messy that shit is

accessibility of the water main. Plumbings cheaper the closer together all your water utilities are.

Make sure she wiped.

Walk in, grab the Jergens, tell her not to say a word, block the door while wanking to her fear

proceed to boogy

My god that is making me soft as warm spaghett

Her asshole needs medical attention

Is it clean?

No you fucking degenerate

This is what im talking about

"Honey! there's a stripper in the damn bathroom!"

fat

You pee in the sink user?

checked

Kek

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clean up your fucking pig, the room is a mess

Kek her face is priceless

Promptly clean that bathroom, it's fucking filthy

ask why the fuck the washer and dryer are in my bathroom

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sit down and watch filthy frank videos whilst ignoring her.

I would do this.

How can people live that way, that bathroom is disgusting
I can almost smell the stench of piss from here

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She appears to be half rabbit.

So proud.

>implying you're godzilla

TELL THAT BITCH TO CLEAN THE GOD DAMN BATHROOM

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I love this girl

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that's fucking sexy
Next step is to make her eat it

Strangely, my morning wood is numb as fuck. Needs an hour or so for my dick to wake up, and be sensitive. If I fuck first thing, its for her pleasure.

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looks like a hard turd
i love to see women suffer as they push out a nice hard turd
then proceed to make her eat it

apparently this is common in America.

it really is a 3rd world shithole, gentlemen. let's take its nukes and dissolve it.

lol this dirty slut. She knows how to shit.

every fucking human being, young, old, male, female, knows how to shit. big fucking deal. she doesn't know how to be attractive or keep a tidy house,.

you sound like a reddit poster, and that is degenerate.

love her hairy pussy

Depends on how drunk I am.

You're walking about with a strap on basically?

chop down my wood

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