Portugal is making Europe's average HDI go down...

Portugal is making Europe's average HDI go down, I propose to send Portugal to South America and exchange it for another country like Chile.
What does Sup Forums think?

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I'd vote for it. It could function as a wall to keep americans out of europe

HOW LONG CHILE EVEN IS ???

Damn that's a long country.
It could be our landbridge from Iberia to Greenland!

>on one side we get access to the Pacific
>on the other Chile isn't there anymore to cuddle Argentina, and worse than that we get yet another Portuguese speaking neighbor

>another Portuguese speaking neighbor
I bet you'd love that.
I want to get rid of mine

Please send Portugal here

Never, you are stuck with us and with your imperfect shape

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>thinking we want france tier muslims walking to us

No, they'd block too much of your lovely rain.

Reminder that the strait of Dover is 32km wide

Well first I'm in Northern Ireland and second even if I wasn't immigrants can't walk over water. They specifically hate Jesus.

This, please god, just this miracle.

the eternal 90º angle

Do you know what your name means in Arabic?

I don't get Chile is developed meme

Not even Ukraine looks that poor. Portugal is not a shithole.

Tangerine. It came from the Byzantines. Ironically the Arabs were the oned who introduced tangerines here

Those are 2006 pics

chile wipes the floor with your country

Well orange but yeah. That's a bit weird innit.

I don't think so, I think your ancestors brought them back from China or some shit

>I don't think so, I think your ancestors brought them back from China or some shit
No. Arabs introduced oranges here, you can look that up. And Marco Polo famously brought oranges to China but they already had those there

We've gotten Mandarins from China and sour Oranges from Arabs.

There's only 4 pure cytrus fruits in the wild, which means that every other one is a man-made hybrid with different proportions of 2 or more, so I think we bred some sort of sweet oranges here and sold it across Europe/Mediterranean (not the modern ones, but the name stuck).

Maybe you're confusing it with tea. That is 100% from us, your famous habit of drinking tea comes from a portuguese princess we married off to you.

That and the now ubiquitous forks/knives cutlery combo. Both introduced by Catarina de Bragança (although we didn't invent either).

Didn't know this

No but we did it a lot. Our word for tea comes directly from the source instead of via Arabic like every other european language.

I doubt a South American country remove all that slums in just one decade

we are doing fine for our context, on the other hand ukraine....

Personally I think these images are of the government's program to grant housing to people from the most marginal sectors, etc

What happened to you Portugal? This is the HDI on Wikipedia.

It is fun because it is true, in our context (Latin America) we are the best although we do not have the dimensions or materials that our neighbors, we are doing well, but if we compare with the European countries we are very poorly positioned

why are you using a vpn?

Why 80% of Santiago looks like a shithole? Uruguay also looks poor as fuck in GSV, my worst deception.

at least you'll inherit their massive earthquakes and tsunamis

>we are the best
ummm sweetie, we don't have native concentration camps like pic related

Lefties coalition happened.

I was in places outside Montevideo and Colonia... let's not lie to ourselves shall we

>they call Sacramento 'Colonia'
That's such a stupid name lol

Oh, I'm sorry for asking...

If you need you can join Venezuela in Socialist's Anonymous.

Sup Forums is for humans, cows >>/out

I really wish we had less lefties here. Fucking ruins my country every 8 years.

You can't compare Portugal to South America yet. Southern Cone wages are shit otherwise I wasn't in Brazil. In Portugal are somewhat shit too, but at least you can buy a house in less than a decade.

Our western half already has a bunch of earthquakes frequently

And volcanoes, lately have seen mini tornadoes ...

They have the high HDI values tho.

huge fan of this plan, would more effectively block the warm atlantic current, doing more to freeze northern europe, and leading to fewer 'refugees'.

That is exactly what happened though. They had a program with that goal in mind.

Now immigration from the Caribbean made the slums reappear anyway

Wow that's pretty cool

They are unequal as fuck. Just like any other South American country, you have the 25% living like middle class or poor North American standards and the rest living like shit.

And most of these wealthy people are public jobs, lawyers or doctor, not private jobs like in US and Canada where even washing cars you can have a decent house.

>at least you can buy a house in less than a decade.

You can buy one if you're not getting too picky and want exclusively to live on the big cities. Especially with poor people complaining they want to buy a house and our government giving away and making mortgages easily available.
I saw an article months ago about a city in one of our semi developed provinces, that has been losing population that has moved to Buenos Aires, and they were literally giving land for free if you managed to get a job in the first few months.

Can Europe handle 2 Spains?

>Eastern Europe

So you're saying we make a Siberia in Europe and send the Refugees there? This plan needs to happen ASAP.

Hahahaha, you can fool Europeans, not me Cristina Kirchner.

Thew northern tip is farther away from the soputhern tip than New york and bogota

They might have inequality but it's bringing them more upwards than what we're going.
I've honestly lost faith in this piece of shit land a long time ago.

why dont you like us OP?

Has Chile been in any wars? I imagine it would be easy as shit to invade them

In their current position you can only attempt it from the West via sea, or otherwise certain strategic places in Argentina, Bolivia or Peru.

They are becoming socialists too. Michele Bachelet is commie tier and she will not leave the power soon.

This is why I'm leaving this commie continent soon.

That's an excellent question

Para onde vais senpai?

40 years ago a group of them invaded us and got killed

they don't call it a war in order to not hurt their 'we never lost a war' meme

Cristina Kirchner was the leftist idiot that wanted to give money away to poor people that then all went to buy houses and the real state business multiplied their prices because lol, it's easy to get credit now, fuck you if you were saving money to not get into debt. Also the one that got us into the latest inflational spiral with no chance to buy dollars, further fucking up everyone with savings.
I'm saying it from experience, houses and apartments in Buenos Aires city are expensive as fuck, move to a smaller city and it all becomes way cheaper

Canada. Trudeau is just a temporary headache. Canada is conservative since 90.

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerra_del_Pacífico

>Portugal is not a shithole

Fun fact: they have won every war they have been in. Today they have the most advanced military tech because Pinochet made some law years ago where copper has to finance the army and they are the only ones with a government satellite.

Também já pensei ir para lá, ou Nova Zelândia. Mas agora estou virado para a Irlanda por causa da União.
Boa sorte

>Resultado: Victoria de Chile

40 years ago you almost explode an impossible war with Chile
yes, we have had wars but like in all South America did not have many, all this is because we have many natural borders, reason why a war is very inconvenient and almost impossible to maintain

We are literally driving EU's growth today. We paid all our debts unlike Greece and we did not require financial rescue. This year we just surpassed Italy in GDP per capita for the first time in history and we are top 4 EU largest economy.

>Panama

Why don't all the corrupt foreign money in your country go to these people?

>top 4 EU largest economy
Nobody believes that
I can think of 6 countries with bigger economies than yours
Maybe you have the 4th highest growth but that's another thing

Im talking about total GDP when I say largest econ, not per capita

I wonder where you get those pictures

An armed group of yours entered here, attacked some placed then got killed

Refresh me the memory of the case, at that time both countries made many mistakes

Just add poverty to your countries' name

I think you are retarded

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disputa_de_la_laguna_del_Desierto

Even Japan looks like total shit in GSV. Streets are ugly, grey, full of cables, looks third world in random Tokyo streets and its supoosed to be a super developed country

Still not buying it. Germany, France, Sweden, UK all bigger than you.

So much this. For Sup Forums America is a shithole, but when I was in Miami, you can have everything, a house, the car of the year, even being a administrative assistant. In South America you always need to be muh doctor, muh civil service examination, muh
judge, etc

South America it's a shithole, no wonder there are so many Mexicans and Cubans there, only dumb people stay here

Germany>France>Italy>Spain

Sweden is not that big. UK is not EU.

Same shit in Ukraine and neighbour countries. That's why I'm moving to UK.

so.... a third worlder living in spain, came here cry about us. the eternal inferiority complex, is just eternal.

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Well the conflict you mentioned was more than 50 years ago ... and you can not call it an invasion if there were four Chileans who defended a piece of land that they thought was theirs against 40 or 90 Argentine soldiers who knew that it was their territory was a problem of communication, I was talking about beagle conflict

>Ukraine

Pics of Venezuela, Brazil, India... And the commieblocks could be middle class in all South America, let's be honest.

Why is Portugal such a wonder of a country?

Well ok

Singapore and Hong Kong below all these countries? What a Bullshit list.

10% of Singapore is millionarie

Spain has a little more than twice our gdp. Even if you combine all the nordic countries, it is still only around 25 million people. And a bit over a trillion dollars GDP, which is what Spain currently has.

Join us and we will make our peninsula bigger than the Italian one.

So spain's problem is basically inequality and poverty

We did that once and you were jerks, no thx

>And the commieblocks could be middle class in all South America
What? All South America isnt Rio de Janeiro.

>Pics of Venezuela, Brazil, India

At least 4 are not even in Panama.
newsroompanama.com/features/world-view/world-view-from-poverty-to-consumer

greanvillepost.com/2016/04/29/panama-papers-show-that-capitalism-is-working-perfectly/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_Colombia

oxfam.org/en/even-it/inequality-and-poverty-hidden-costs-tax-dodging

This is not Ukraine, are you blind?