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Josiah Sanders
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Josiah Morris
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Samuel Brown
I miss watching soprano. I used to make kraft mac and cheese but with ketchup. I'd pretend to be eating at the table with Tony and carm
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Levi Nelson
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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Noah Bell
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Owen Reed
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Brody Foster
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Blake Turner
Your apartment?
Brandon Harris
You have just fucked poison ivy
Angel Anderson
I'm not sorry dude. You're a fucking faggot and I hope you get cancer. That toilet was clogged before the party and Jesse said that she was down. How was I supposed to know that she had taken ketamine? I was rolling balls!
Luke Butler
U doxxxed urslef
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Colton Young
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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You guys will be glad I did this
Robert Wright
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"Standing up" for the snake community is not just simple; it's fair, righteous, and it's standing up for a marginalized community discriminated against by the religious and governmental establishment for far too long.
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You have come across snakes in your travels, quite likely. Have you ever truly thought anything of them? I'd hazard a guess to say probably not. This kind if thoughtless attitude towards snakes is called snakism, and it is not okay. By not saying anything about the abuse being pushed down upon these poor creatures, you are complicit in their enslavement, and I find that absolutely horrific.
What we all should learn to do is stand up... we must stand up for the Snake Community. Tell your family, your friends, your coworkers, the world entirely, that you have a purpose in life and it is to regain the proud place snakes once had in this world before the Mongoosish Conglomerate slaughtered the reptilians of old and took over the deep state. You will be rewarded handsomely when we win this war.
Stand up for the Snake Community
Levi Hall
I don't even remember what this is.
William Cox
Emo strawman?
Jaxson Barnes
e weren't talking about things that are exclusively on television.
Liam Green
I'm not a big fan of fixies, but that fork and that frame are gorgeous. It deserves a (you).
Noah Williams
Nah it's from the book Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
Blake Myers
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Grayson White
LUL Sea urchins are easily recognized type of marine animals. They belong to the group of animals called echinoderms. There are around 200 species of sea urchins that can be found in oceans throughout the world. Sea urchins usually live in warm waters on the rocky bottom or close to the coral reefs. Pollution of the ocean and overfishing (they are used for the preparation of sushi in Japan) are major threats to the survival of sea urchins. Due to drastic reduction in the number of sea urchins in the wild, they are placed on the list of threatened species (they can become endangered in the near future). LUL
Juan Sanchez
Why did that person deserve that?
Noah Lee
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Henry Williams
i request god to nerf inbreeding and buff IQ
Kayden Collins
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Landon Brown
copy and paste into your favorite torrent client and find out
Luke Carter
I don't think so
Colton Powell
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Gabriel Turner
it's Japanese porn. Nothing illegal.