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Buy the vidya games goyim edition

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idk if want to be here or the other thread
they have dubs

I'm a pirate and /cum/ is my booty

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Well we have had many buttpirates in this general for some time

when is that stupid cuphead game they've announced for the last 2 years coming out

>vidya nerd
>don't care about e3
>only want to watch to feel included with cum

I thought Conker was about to pop up

Fuck this convention

ok, I'm done with this

>tfw banned from /cgl/ for no gf posting

heh, that fox game is perfect for you canada
hahaha

>the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>still posts in the "/cum" general on 4ch Sup Forums

embarrassing

I don't do it no more. as a matter of fact i don't even read this website no more.

this place is fulla cringey faggots. get a fucking GRIP and do something worthwhile with the time you have on this earth.

Very good tune

youtube.com/watch?v=KXJu2z2xih0

I watch it to make fun of video games/pandering and so should you

there it is

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
HOW I'M BREAKIN' WHILE YOU FALL ASLEEP
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I'M STILL HAUNTED BY THE MEMORIES
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I'M TRYING TO PICK MYSELF UP PIECE BY PIECE
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
I NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME

cuphead looks ok

How did you fucking do that

>its coming out this time, we swear

i like it, reminds me of jak n daxter

>Terry Crews

was scared this was going to be overwatch for a second tbqh

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thought it was an oldspice commercial

THEY GAVE US A RELEASE DATE
SEPTEMBER 29

>TheGameYouOnlyBoughtForHalo3Beta 2 gets a sequel

lots of explosionswow

I really have a hard time enjoying vidya anymore 2bh lads.

Not only is the industry run by a bunch of fucking greedy yids who unironically appeal to shit like meme-spouting and SJWness, but I really can't stand multiplayer games when the average other player is literally 12 years old.

How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it? The only multiplayer games I can manage to bother with anymore are strictly 1v1.

>crackdown

>How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it?

i remember that
i wonder how they secured that deal

>but I really can't stand multiplayer games when the average other player is literally 12 years old.
Don't play on console.

>How the fuck do other 20+ year olds manage to deal with it?
I play with my friends

don't know really

>tried to play gta v heists
>some players entered then immediately leave
>during the heists or when they enter the lobby
i just simply turned it off immediately

>microshit
>xXx_BOX_OnE_XxX

Girls with acne scars are cute!! O_O

>Don't play on console.
I don't

12-year-olds have infested every fucking part of the cybersphere, even PC games, and even fucking Sup Forums for that matter. They really ruin everything.

PLAY MELEE

>we want the DS3 audience

Maybe you play games marketed towards 12 year olds desu

Most of the people I come in contact with in video games sound like they are in their 20s

>oregon
dropped

>lesbians is strange

>honey stay away from alcohol, sex and bad music but here have this PS3 for christmas and a bundle of 12 adult rated violent video games


why are americans like this?

I hate LiS so fucking much

Pock marks

This... is the power of Oregon

How is this even a videogame? The fuck

Germans talking about how violent video games kill people

But Muslim extremists don't

youtu.be/vkUuABNnTC0

o.O
O.o

O__O

Any moment now...

Ricochet 2

how many video games with swords have they put?

Fucking hate how a game that takes place in the northwest always has the kids wearing beanies, flannel, and skinny jeans

>putting the game into a parallel universe with humanoid robots

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it keeps the children safe

go back to cuphead you fucks

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>Implying playing a violent video game is equal to drug abuse or promiscuous sex

>QTE prompts over every body part

someone posted this on the Sup Forums thread and to be honest i like it.

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[spoler] Sup Forumsernational culture [/spoiler]

>australian orcs

is that bruce the shark?

what a strange imeji

I have shadow of mordor but never played it, is it fun?

Reminder that God was a Canadian

>orcs
>"society"

why did the ring only make frodo invisible in the movie? seems like an overhyped power.

It's a WB licensed clone of Ubisoft games, mostly assassins creed and far cry.

who /troglodyte/ here?

Whats sad is that people get off to this shit

so no

Well if you liked them it's alright but they are the same game down to the character animations.

>just tried forwarding a live video

What's that green plastic thing that people use to help new grass grow called?

me on the top

denmark on the bottom

hehehe what a fail thread

w-w--what the fuck? the thumbnail?
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What, did they make a new announcement regarding it?

Anyway, the game itself wasn't that bad. It was by no means exceptional, and the fact that the story was so linear without any challenges or difficult puzzles of any sort (pretty much just walking around, finding hidden objects and talking to people) definitely puts it behind compared to many story-based games, let alone games that market themselves as being choice-driven (i.e. non-linear). Also, some of the characters were really given completely forced personalities, like they were parodies. And of course the forced lesbian shit was cringe-worthy. Also, the fact that the antagonist just took photos and drugged victims rather than doing the plainly obvious thing that a psychopath would do (i.e. raep tiem) was somewhat weird. BUT, despite all of these negative things, the environment was really fucking nice, they perfectly got the "small shithole decaying American town" vibe down perfectly, and the amount of gameplay was quite decent for a story-driven game (although that "nightmare sequence" near the end was completely out of place, pointless, and really just felt like it was a filler sequence).

Really, the big problem with it is the fanbase. Without doubt one of the single most cancerous and pathetic fanbases I've ever seen for absolutely any game of any kind. And they're even on Sup Forums too, on /vg/. Their general (/lisg/, if I remember correctly) is literally just a fucking Tumblr colony. Absolutely disgusting how obsessed they are with the dyke aspect of that game.

I don't know what this WEBM is but I'll drop it 'ere for ya

whose that girl, denmark?

garfield btfo
tldr

I didn't like it that much. it was kinda cool, but just not that much fun

Poly vinyl film?

stop bullying me

i forget how to cross post

>>>

>those owl corpses

;_;

>tldr
that game itself wasn't that bad, many flaws but still decent, the real cancer is the fanbase

you know what I'm starting to see that feet can be cute

You still don't know how

I'm not sure, it looks the plastic used to hold a six pack except green

kill yourself

>

the first ori was great, would highly recommend if you like metroidvanias with good art

this is how you crosspost?

don't support him

I liked it

I thought the artstyle looked similar but the owl protagonist threw me off

good

what do you think of cute feet and hairy girllegs?

you on the left

f-fuck u

*discontinues browsing /cum/ until E3 is over*

>no mention of D4 Season 2

God Save the Queen

May her rule last 1000 years

Woohoo james is gone
*party noises*

Not into feet