So you go to a prestigious university where examples and science experiments are done on students...

So you go to a prestigious university where examples and science experiments are done on students. One day in history you are learning about the French Revolution and the executions via guillotine. A real guillotine is in the front of the class and your friend who sits next to you is chosen by raffle to be one of the students who will be executed with it for demonstration purposes. She is only in that class because you begged her to join it. It was requested that she wears minimal clothing, so she will be in flip flops, yoga pants, and a sports bra (and nothing else). What do you say to her before the class? How do you think she'd respond?

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i wake up and shoot myself because op has severe autism

>What do you say to her before the class?

I say "This is all Betsy DeVos's fault".

That's when my friend instantly regrets working on Donald Trump's campaign.

But I'll be the first to ask to catch the head after the drop.

Ask her if she wants a quickie, why would she turn that down

Why do you want to catch her head?

This
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>Why do you want to catch her head?

She voted for Trump. I'd try to get the extra point by kicking it through the goalposts.

>?

Serious? Do you know who Betsy DeVos is?

What makes you say that she voted for him?

Scraggleyass woman.

>What makes you say that she voted for him?

Because she would scream his name while getting reamed by the football waterboys.

Very annoying.

Lol she looks like that type to you?

chek'm, dubs. It must be so.

>Lol she looks like that type to you?

Do you have a pic of her?

There's the first one and this

Class of 09

>Class of 09

kek. nice one.

>There's the first one and this

That's not her. That's her sister.

How do you know

Mods plz b& there's no way this faggot op isn't 13

>How do you know

Shit, this is as exciting as having a conversation with Eliza.

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