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paris edition

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love fannies
hate women

simple as

compare these:

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>Russian intellectuals

Reminder that /brit/ used to love me
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something seems different somehow

Need a bf lads

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big boys big tunes

>He unironically rooted through the archives to salvage evidence that he gained the approval of anonymous posters over a tuvan throat singing forum

Americans receive autism injections at birth

>France becomes a one-party state ruled by a party conjured out of thin air by a literal globalist banker

Laughing my arse off tbqh.

hello nigger
fuck off faggot
fuck off leftypol

True words my friend

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cum back :/

do you see how pathetic you're being linking a year old post
you're a fucking 30 year old virgin grow up

>Mad because you got proved wrong

I also need a bf
I think we can help each other out

Need the gf back... I think we can all help each other lads

Any runts here look good in a dress?

please come over and just sleep next to me I'm dying of loneliness

Mad that the communist party are getting more than NF

I thought frenchies were stubborn and racist as fuck?

love pints
love split threads

simple as

Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic
He said "Keep still boy, no need for static"
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap
But little did he know the lil boy was strapped
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?"
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
The cop got scared, the kid he starts to figure
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga"
So he - cold dashed and ran around the block
Cop radioes it to another lady cop
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked around good and from expectations
So he decided he'd head for the subway station
But, she was coming and he made a left
He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him
Then he made his move to an abandoned building
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all over
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova
Raced up the block doing 83
Crashed into a tree near university
Escaped alive though the car was battered
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets and he still had static
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead
He told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped the gun, so went the glory
And this is the way I have end this story
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream
The cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream
This aint funny so don't ya dare laugh
Just another case 'bout the wrong path
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast

I went to Paris and they sometimes respond French when I ask in English. They are disease

Meet her at the love parade

*smells blood in the water*
*makes 'shark' motions*

American here

can a Britain please explain this rationalization from their people?

"Terrorists are launching attacks in our capitals on a monthly basis"

"We need more Liberalism in our Government"


????
am i reading this correctly???

hate women, love women, not a bizarro bender just do/don't like em, simple as

Met him at the pride parade

listening to yank civil war music again

fuck off Sup Forums
this is a left wing general

OP suffers from autism, please pray for him

our liberty must be defended from outside and our own government

thats where i met my first bf 2 years ago

FOY

Fuck off faggot

The God that holds you over the Pit of Hell, much as one holds a Spider, or some loathsome Insect, over the Fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked; his Wrath towards you burns like Fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the Fire; he is of purer Eyes than to bear to have you in his Sight; you are ten thousand Times so abominable in his Eyes as the most hateful venomous Serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn Rebel did his Prince: and yet ‘tis nothing but his Hand that holds you from falling into the Fire every Moment: 'Tis to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to Hell the last Night; that you was suffer’d to awake again in this World, after you closed your Eyes to sleep: and there is no other Reason to be given why you have not dropped into Hell since you arose in the Morning, but that God’s Hand has held you up: There is no other reason to be given why you han’t gone to Hell since you have sat here in the House of God, provoking his pure Eyes byyour sinful wicked Manner of attending his solemn Worship: Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a Reason why you don’t this very Moment drop down into Hell.
O Sinner! Consider the fearful Danger you are in: 'Tis a great Furnace of Wrath, a wide and bottomless Pit, full of the Fire of Wrath, that you are held over in the Hand of that God, whose Wrath is provoked and incensed as much against you as against many of the Damned in Hell: You hang by a slender Thread, with the Flames of divine Wrath flashing about it, and ready every Moment to singe it, and burn it asunder; and you have no Interest in any Mediator, and nothing to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off the Flames of Wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you ever have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one Moment.

yanks? love 'em
part and parcel sweaty
not complicated, simple as

Was anyone here at that boiler room session in Belfast? The last one? I was yoked out of my face at it

God I am too, I want nothing more
Close your eyes, I'll suck you off, pretend I'm a girl

>fuck off Sup Forums
>this is a left wing general

yes

letting more refugees into the UK is clearly the answer

Trump is right, the UK is fucked.

*gets an erection from Irish posts*

fuck off faggot

Can imagine him shouting "Fuck off faggot" in that stupid fucking typical gay yank accent. I bet he sounds and looks like Richard Spencer, I'm creasing

fuck off faggot

justify this

I know ahahah, white americans must have the most cringeworthy unintimidating accents in the world. The lads just embarrassing himself at this rate.

I can only imagine you saying "MORE REFUGEES NOW!!!!!" everytime a terrorist attack happens louder and louder each time it is said

am atheist myself but will happily engage in christian-orientated practices so long as it resists the muslim invasion of Europe

based yanks btfo gays itt

no need to thank us /brit/, it's our duty

Fuck OFF faggot! Like... RIGHT now! I mean it! Just FUCK AWF!

don't care but I thought they were cute when I was at the isle of wight

dying

this picture HAS to be shopped

Such an emotional tune, almost drives me to tears

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cats

can't really read that with flux on x

>based yanks btfo gays itt
>no need to thank us /brit/, it's our duty

Question: Why is an American defending the Redcoats that invaded our country twice, pillaged our houses torched our white house, skinned our politicians and raped our wives?

Imagine being so cucked that you forget your own country's history

Just another thing Yanks have ruined

yes, I must say I do the same
'tis the only way to stem the uncivilized tide of sand people and their backwards belief system

gay

what anime is this

Grey squirrels are the Protestant invader of the animal word

Flight in 3 days. Going to miss Australia.

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amazing post

...

aye la, it's mighty nice

I'm an ordinary man, nothin' special nothin' grand,
I've had to work for everything I own,
Well I never asked for a lot, I was happy with what I got,
Enough to keep my family and my home,
Now they say that times are hard & they've handed me my cards,
They say there's not the work to go around,
When the whistle blows the gates will finally close,
Tonight they're going to shut this factory down,
Then they'll tear it down.

lads holiday soon no idea how I'll fare
obviously chad will mop up the fit birds but hopefully there's enough uglies for me to eat too

*rides up to you*

THE TIME HAS COME

love cheap beer and lesbian porn

I prefer the Wolfe Tones version.

where u going

>Go to overtake someone on the motorway
>They speed up to match me and I have to floor it to get past them
>As soon as I'm past they slow right down again

Twats desu.

*screams and runs away*

Back to the UK

>what anime is this

it's a shit anime. even shit anime sometimes have amazing characters, user

London to be a barkeep

>don't know how to correctly stress multi-syllable words
Yeah this is something I'd noticed with only passing efforts to learn it - does it get more intuitive as you progress though?

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going to listen to laura marling and cry myself to sleep nn x

To Wales?

ah yes, the ol sunday night existential dread, welcome back my friend

WHAT ANIME

chad will fuck them all as well
he may permit you to watch from the cuckshed

Aye we have all played GTA San Andreas mate pipe down you little shit

>It's pretty cool though, its very mechanistic and rule based unlike English.

That's how all languages you learn from an academic side seem, including English.

>will be at my desk in 440 minutes

anyone else's mother LOVE telling them to do obvious shit, or, tell you to do what you're currently doing?

the people who I am going with are good looking chads, they'll pull birds and there will be friends for me to deal with

get to bed

mr noseberg wont be pleased if you're there in 441 minutes

Everyone gets some in shagaluf

That sounds like something out of a Sergio Leone film, it's class.

If you're being abused like that maybe you should move out

Even me? (I'm gay)

the sumo wrestler from the Ed Sheeran video was an assassin in John Wick 2

I've been dox'd

Sure but I shan't be giving you any , I don't swing that way lad

A SHIT ANIME

going on a date* with the scoliosis** gf*** tonight

*we're just walking through a park
**she has scoliosis
***its only our third date but ive been building up our relationship for months