>protagonist bows to king
>king bows to protagonist instead
>everyone else also starts bowing to the protagonist
Protagonist bows to king
Stupid frogposter, no one will ever bow to you!
> Protagonist bows to king
> Everyone starts laughing
> "I am not the king!"
>protagonist bows to king
>king fucks his mouth
>"That's how we say hello!"
Fuck off, LOTR Return of the King is kino
>protagonist belongs to infantile high fantasy garbage
I always turn those off
>protagonist leans forward, apparently bowing to king
>"Thank you, outsider, for honoring our tr..."
>*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
>THIS SUMMER
>plot of the movie is someone can turn invisible
>they dont go around raping every girl they had a faint attraction to in their life
Really fired up the ole neurons
>unassuming pleb-looking guy who's been ignored by the protagonist knowingly steps forward
>the whole room bows except confused protagonist
>all hail the REAL king
>protagonist bows to king
>king lowers himself down and bows to protagonist
>court jester steals his throne
>chaos ensues
>the rightful king of Gondor will never EVER tell you that you bow to no one
> Audience erupts into laughter and starts clapping.
>rape scene in movie
>a guy stumbles into it happening
>instead of fapping or tapping in, he makes a face of agony and despair at the camera to ruin everyones boner
>king is looking down
>jester steals his thorny crown
>the courtroom is adjourned
>no verdict is returned
Mind if I save this Pepe?
Oh look! Two garbage fantasy book series.
Yes I do.
It's the cornerstone of my collection.
I show it off like my own penis.
Do you want to save my penis?
>Do you want to save my penis?
Yes
I tried but got an error message saying file must be at least 1x1 pixel in diameter.
>woman doesn't fight back
>just sits and takes it
then it isn't rape user, that's called a sex scene
>protag has sex with a female
>she has an orgasm
>protagonist finds a qt low maintenance gf who loves him unconditionally
such a woman doesnt exist in real life
That's why we have fiction, user. Sometimes, stories are all a man's got.
Time to find a man user, I have this with my bf
nearly choked laughing at this
>female says shes self sufficient and dont need no man
>everything goes to shit and she realizes she actually needs a man
Gondor needed no king
Movies where this actually happens?
Jurassic World
>>>/reddit/
>lenin reads a book on marx
Mad Max Fury Road
Don't hurt his feelings like that.
only a steward
yo motherfucker u should all watch the departed with my babe Dicaprio
>tfw dating a qt fem twink
>just as high maintenance as a girl
>crazy as shit
I want off this ride
Amy Pascal
>dating mentally ill person
>expect them to be sane
How retarded are you?
> "i already lost you once, i won't lose you again !"
i hope you get AIDS faggot
I think he was referring to the "NONONO then she just gives up and checks out while being raped" thing.
>Science guy explaining wormholes with sciency buzzwords
>"In english, doc!"
>Uses a folded piece of paper to explain how wormholes work
Or
>"How do you know how _____ works?"
>Smug face
>"I built it."
I thought you guys were memeing and then I rewatched Event Horizon. Is there any movie that does this?
>t. fa/tv/irgin
>Propellorheads - Spybreak starts playing