Protagonist bows to king

>protagonist bows to king
>king bows to protagonist instead
>everyone else also starts bowing to the protagonist

Stupid frogposter, no one will ever bow to you!

> Protagonist bows to king
> Everyone starts laughing
> "I am not the king!"

>protagonist bows to king
>king fucks his mouth
>"That's how we say hello!"

Fuck off, LOTR Return of the King is kino

>protagonist belongs to infantile high fantasy garbage
I always turn those off

>protagonist leans forward, apparently bowing to king
>"Thank you, outsider, for honoring our tr..."
>*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
>THIS SUMMER

>plot of the movie is someone can turn invisible
>they dont go around raping every girl they had a faint attraction to in their life

Really fired up the ole neurons

>unassuming pleb-looking guy who's been ignored by the protagonist knowingly steps forward
>the whole room bows except confused protagonist
>all hail the REAL king

>protagonist bows to king
>king lowers himself down and bows to protagonist
>court jester steals his throne
>chaos ensues

>the rightful king of Gondor will never EVER tell you that you bow to no one

> Audience erupts into laughter and starts clapping.

>rape scene in movie
>a guy stumbles into it happening
>instead of fapping or tapping in, he makes a face of agony and despair at the camera to ruin everyones boner

>king is looking down
>jester steals his thorny crown
>the courtroom is adjourned
>no verdict is returned

Mind if I save this Pepe?

Oh look! Two garbage fantasy book series.

Yes I do.
It's the cornerstone of my collection.
I show it off like my own penis.

Do you want to save my penis?

>Do you want to save my penis?
Yes

I tried but got an error message saying file must be at least 1x1 pixel in diameter.

>woman doesn't fight back
>just sits and takes it

then it isn't rape user, that's called a sex scene

>protag has sex with a female
>she has an orgasm

>protagonist finds a qt low maintenance gf who loves him unconditionally

such a woman doesnt exist in real life

That's why we have fiction, user. Sometimes, stories are all a man's got.

Time to find a man user, I have this with my bf

nearly choked laughing at this

>female says shes self sufficient and dont need no man
>everything goes to shit and she realizes she actually needs a man

Gondor needed no king

Movies where this actually happens?

Jurassic World

>>>/reddit/

>lenin reads a book on marx

Mad Max Fury Road

Don't hurt his feelings like that.

only a steward

yo motherfucker u should all watch the departed with my babe Dicaprio

>tfw dating a qt fem twink
>just as high maintenance as a girl
>crazy as shit
I want off this ride

Amy Pascal

>dating mentally ill person
>expect them to be sane

How retarded are you?

> "i already lost you once, i won't lose you again !"

i hope you get AIDS faggot

I think he was referring to the "NONONO then she just gives up and checks out while being raped" thing.

>Science guy explaining wormholes with sciency buzzwords
>"In english, doc!"
>Uses a folded piece of paper to explain how wormholes work
Or
>"How do you know how _____ works?"
>Smug face
>"I built it."

I thought you guys were memeing and then I rewatched Event Horizon. Is there any movie that does this?

>t. fa/tv/irgin

>Propellorheads - Spybreak starts playing