Be me

> Be me
> Mama's 26 yrs old big boy
> Masturbating to my little pony because real girls are garbage
> Suddenly feel my stomach cry out of hunger
> I haven't ate since 2 hours, literally starving
> "MAMA, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BIG BOY'S DIN DINS!" I scream. I can feel my rolls of fat shake as I yell
> No answer
> "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
> Still no answer
> I am enraged. How does this fucking whore DARE abuse her BIG BOY like that?
> Roll out of my room, dodging the peepee and poopoo bottles
> Roll downstairs, and see my mom making out with black dad
> "MOOOOOOOOOOOM IT'S TIME FOR MY DIN DINS"
> All that screaming takes a lot of effort, and I'm sweating profusely
> "What the fuck?" says black dad
> "No swearing in my HOUSE!" I scream as I lunge at black daddy
> He tries to block me by putting his arms in front of him, but he's not strong enough to resist 550 pounds of pure beauty charging at him
> He falls down, and I fall down onto him
> Every single bones in his body snap. I can hear the snaps. I can feel the shockwaves of the snaps under my tummy
> Turn to mom, who is absolutely paralyzed in fear
> "Mama, you abandonned your good boy for a new daddy? You need to be put in your place, mama."
> "N-No!" she wimpers, "If you do anything bad to mommy, I will take away 50 of your Good Boy Points!"
>50 good boy points is worth about 3.24 chicken tendies. But I am ready to pay the price
> Before she is able to do anything, I sweep her off her feet like a ninja, and let her fall to the ground

That happened two weeks ago, and mommy hasn't woken up since. The house smells really bad, and I need to eat the flies buzzing around mommy's body to survive. I miss my chicken tendies

Hope this bitch learned her fucking lesson though.

kek

had a chuckle

Put me in the screencap

That reminds me of something that I did when I was 7 or 8 (wasn't fat tho)

This is cringy but also halarious

Meh

...

Not funny diarrhea club.

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Good news is that you will start losing weight.

>I sweep her off her feet like a ninja, and let her fall to the ground
I don't get how this would have killed her.

am i the only one who gets really depressed reading these even though i know they're fake?

they just seem to rattle a part of me that didn't want to grow up

its like it's telling it "so this is what you wish things were like you fat sack of shit?"

like showing me a mirror from an alternate reality

Embarrassment

>Cringy
Leave normal fag

Greentext it faggot

Got you Sup Forumsro

Please put me in screencap

this is screencapworthy for you?
not enough sarcasm, otherwise

don't include me in the screencap this is shit

The nausea & disgust you get when reading these is the whole point!

>Finally got enough good boy points to get a 20 piece nug meal at McDonald's
>time to dine like a king
>Ask mumsy to wash my rarity plushy so I can take her on a date (shes my gf and was covered in cummies)
>user, I'll wash it when we get home from McDonald's, I've got laundry running
>"it"
>Oh
>No
>U
>Didnt
>I'm a classy gentleman who will defend his waifu's honor
>walk into the laundry room and open the running dryer, unleashing a torrent of Mountain Dew colored fury from my pee pee into the hot, drying, clothes
>Next, open up the washing machine, sticking my butt in the open lid, filling it with a mess of grumpy dumpies
>After running for a minute, the smell brings mummy in to investigate
>"user, what is that smell?"
>"Now that this load is dirty, you can wash rarity, right?"
>"That does it, user, I'm taking the internet down for the rest of the month and you can forget about chicken nuggets!"
>She rushes from the laundry room with a pair of scissors to cut the cable
>My 430 pound body is too healthy to catch up to the bitch
>I gasp for air in between 'reeeeeeeeeees' and lumber up the stairs to ex new daddy no. 5's old office
>I have her in my sights
>I attempt to charge, but my left arm has shooting pain, coming from my chest
>I clutch my breast and start to cry
>"moooooooooooommiieeeeeee, save your good boy"
>She grabs the phone in tears and goes to dial, but stops
>She looks at me me with tears and mumbles "sorry user...." as she sets the phone down and walks away
That's all I remember. I guess the neighbor heard the commotion and called the cops. Just got released from the er. I reasoned with her not to cut internet. She's even gotten me nugs, tendies, and fries for every meal today! She cry's as she hands them to me, and just mumbles 'sorry' or some shit. Glad she's sad about how she treated me and rarity.

>550 pounds of pure beauty

Garbage and u should feel bad

> am mommas 30 year old golden boy
> saved enough GBP to get a tendie meal
> activate walkie talkie like the cool agent I am
> MUUUUM! TENDIES! NOW! FULL MEAL! OVER!
> No answer.
> ANSWER ME YOU CUNT! OVER!
> static picks up, hear loud bang and communication stops.
> pissed off enough to leave my room and go smack mum
> arrive in kitchen after hourlong walk through apartment
> stairs are exhausting
> find mum trying to eat my tendies, she has her head on the plate
> push her away, she falls over, spills ketchup and raw tendie stuff on my steaming tendies
> kick her ass, eat ketchup and raw tendie soaked tendies
> find funny looking black boomerang next to my tendie plate

> day later she is still on the floor and starts to stink, filthy cow

well that took a dark turn

Oh wow

>4am, right in the middle of my 5 nights at freddy's session
>suddenly my pee pee feels funny and tickles from the inside
>"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY"
>she doesn't respond, she's been eating a lot of sleep-candies since when second daddi left to buy tendies (she promised she'll share with me soon enough yay! )
>i'm forced to waddle out of my 80 GBP gaming chair and go in her room while screaming "PEEEEEE PPEEEEEEEEEEEE FIZZY MUMMY HELP BABYYY GUU"
>the stress of this causes my belly to relax and I let out a steaming brown tendy-log in my XXL diapey - i'm mummys big boy, she always says that :)
>i plot down in her bed while she looks at me in horror and disgust
>"mummy my pee pee feels tickly, need pee pee funny dance"
> tears are falling on her cheeks, she closes her eyes and starts taking my diaper off
>the smell of fresh tendy-log and 2 days old diarrhea smeared on my hairy asscheeks makes her gag
> i let out a teehee while saying "mummy belly burp!"
>then, while sobbing, she grabs my pee pee stick and starts going up and down
>my smegma crusted foreskin hardly retreats while tear drops fall on my belly
>i let out my funny-happy milk on her hand "OOHUUHHHHHHU PEE PEE IS GLAD, I MADE IT FOR MUMMYY"
> "you're my special little baby boy, thank you for your gift to mommy" says her, while becoming red in face from happiness
>mummy grabs orange bottle from nightstand and rewards herself extra-helping of sleep candies, hehee she deserves it!
> i leave her room and the diaper on her bed and go back to my gaming session
> the next day she's still tired and sleeping on her bed
i wonder when she'll wake up, maybe she's preparing a surprise for babby boy gu? so many GBP & tendies await me for not waking her up!!

>be 30
>wake up 3pm
>tummy is hungy
>MUMMY I WANT TENDIES FROM WENDIES
>Mom busy helping Granny with her healthcare provider
>no answer
>still_hungry.jpeg
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mummy tries to explain to wagecuck on phone that the noise is nothing
>being ignored
>thinks she can get away with this
>use my cum crusty blanky as a cape
>doesn't wave when I fly
>waddle down stairs
>TENDIES IN TUMMY OR MUMMY EATS UNDIES
>Mummy realizes what she has done
>mfw too late
>mfw prepping undies for launch
>a liquid brick descends into my undies
>5 lbs of weight visibly hanging
>Mummy runs for door
>me thinkth not
>Screech a REEEE that stunns her for a second
>Farting and drooling as I run for the door
>mfw I'm blocking the only exit
>"Mummy is very sorry. user, if you settle down and promise not to hurt Mummy, you will get 50,000 GBPs.
>she thinks she can bribe her way out of this
>jewish scheme deserves extra punishment
>fall unto Mummy, my 400 pound body gently crushing her body
>mfw I hear cracks
>shes sobbing slowly as she knows what is to happen
>"Mummy was a bad girly. Bad girlys need too be good"
>"Please have mercy!" she cries
>while on top of her chest, I take of my shit ridden undies and shove it into her mouth
>shes gagging uncontrollably
>pee pee exposed
>look at Granny
>shes terrified
>horny now
>take my hard pee pee and poke Mummys eye out
>blood but I still continue
>fall asleep from moving so much
>wake back up a few hours later
>Granny is gone and Mummy isn't moving
>must have thought my body was a pillow
>silly Mummy
>get up and streak my shit stained asshole across the wall to spell out TENDIES FROM WENDIES
>waddle into the kitchen and take the trendies out from the freezer
>remember I wanted Wendies Tendies
>too hungry to care and eat them raw

probably did it hard enough for her to bust her head open or snap her neck or something.

Definitely having nightmares tonight...

>be me
>be mommys bubbly bouncy baby boy
>be 34 with a healthy weight of 456 pounds
>one day on Sup Forums
>mummy comes into my domian
>"hey user im going to the store ill be back in a couple of hours."
>feel a rumbly in my tummy
>"mommy mommy get me tendies now now now."
>"ill get some at the store user."
>"NO MOMMY I NEED TENDIES NOW NOW NOW."
>"user if you settle down ill get you another Naruto body pillow."
>go back to Sup Forums
>wake up three hours later
>mommy still isnt home
>decide to go look for mommy
>Fill backpack with large amounts of pee pee bottles
>bounce down the stairs and out the door
>Chad walking down the street looks at me funny
>Throw pee pee bottle at his face
>chad screams as his face melts
>He has the same cherry flavored jelly coming out of his eye sockets that came out of new daddy when i sat on him
>I make my way the supermarket where mommy is supost to be
>I see mommy's car in the parking lot
>I hear mommy's moaning coming fro the car
>All the windows are covered from the inside
>climb up car and look thru sunroof
>Mommy is covered in black daddy's cummies
>Mommy betrayed me
>there were no chicken trendies
>pull down pant and poo poo as much as I can
>hear screaming from inside the car
>"user what the fuck"
>they attemp to open the doors put my poo poo has already risin past the doors
>hear muffled screaming ass the car is flled to the sunroof with my poo poo
>I got rid of new mommy and stupid black daddy
>see shiny thing on the ground
>Its a lighter
>decide to use said lighter
>all the methane gas in the air from my poo poo causes there to be a massive explosion
>poo poo sprays all over parking lot
>mfw

>be me
>be 18
>mummy special little guy
>at mcdonald's getting chicken tendies with my saved up good boy points
>very long line
>need to go pee pee poo poo
>”MUMMY MUMMY I NEED TO GO PEE PEE POO POO NOW NOW NOW”
>mummy looks embarrassed
>says new daddy won't be happy about this
>takes me to little boys room
>I get into stall and begin my poo poo dance
>accidentally miss toilet
>hear something in other stall
>look over
>A man has pee pee mayo like daddy’s all over his hand
>he notices me
>”WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC SHIT”
>mummy runs into little boys room
>takes me into little girls room
>watches me go pee pee poo poo
>get back in line
>finally at front
>”I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES WITH A MINECRAFT TOY”
>mummy hits me
>”we will take an order of chicken tenders to go
>”BUT MUMMY I WANT TO GO ON THE PLAY PLACE”
>she gives in
>set down at play place
>devour my tendies in one swoop
>”MUMMY MUMMY WHERE IS MY MINECRAFT TOY?”
>she quickly leaves to get me my minecraft toy
>see play place
>waddle over to slide
>begin to climb up play place slide
>somebody comes down the slide knocking us both on the floor
>tard rage engaged
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smash kids head against window
>window breaks
>he is crying
>jump on him and sit on his face
>hear a snap
>he goes to sleep
>mummy runs back in with my minecraft toy
>mummy picks me up and carries me to the car
>”why user, why?”
>says we have to 'go on the run'
>mfw

>be me
>Mummy's perfect little 22 year old
>Daddy passed away a few months ago from a hurt chest after yelling at me to get a job
>before he died he put a little me inside Mummy's tummy
>Mummy starts talking about how nice itll be to have a baby around again
>"But aren't I the baby?"
>"user, you know I'm going to need help raising the baby, you're going to be a big brother and that means responsibility."
>i get mad and tell the whore that I'm not going to share her with that thing inside her
>"user, its time to grow up."
>Mummy gets fat and starts asking me to do shit around the house
>changing my own diaper, answering the door, whatever
>"user, could you throw some chicken tenders in the oven for me and get me a prenatal vitamin shake, I've got a craving!"
>TOO
>FUCKING
>FAR
>go upstairs to Mummy's room and grab her nail polish remover off the nightstand
>go downstairs and pour it into stupid fucking healthy-baby drink
>grab her cunt-face
>"Open wide!"
>Mummy chokes down nasty smelling smoothie and starts to scream and cry
>I keep telling her itll be better this way but she wont stop trying to hit me
>shake all gone so I decide to head back to my room for a nap
>she can make up for everything shes done when I wake up
>Mummy calls 911 screaming about bleeding from her piss-flappy downstairs parts
>I stomp on her phone and tell the bitch that if she calls them again I'll put rat poison in the next smoothie
>Mummy lays on floor for a few hours before she drives herself to the hospital after I fall asleep
>Mummy disobeyed me but baby is gone now
>all is well

Wave Titan where are you

> Be healthy 400 pound baby with a loving mommy
> wake up right on time at 5:25pm after a night of intense gaming on garys mod
> Go out with mummy to buy the minecraft sword I was promised, to defend against normies
> Arrive at Gamestop, mom makes GBP transaction with the wagey behind the counter
> Feel instant rush of anger when I finally get the sword, because I need to show I'm superior to dumb wagecucks
> I hit the wagey with it, as hard as my big boned muscles will allow me to
> "user! WHY!?"
> "DUMB WAGESLAVE MADE ME CAVE! LET ME GIVE HIM A BOO BOO OR I DO A POO POO!" I wittily reply
> "user! 200GBP GONE MISTER"
> This dumb bitch thinks she can get away with this, I warned her
> "REEEEEEE" I scream, as I pull down the shelves in the store to block off mommy
> Rip down my diaper, the stench immediately causes the other customers in the store to vomit
> Put my brand new awesome sword between my bum bum cheeks, pointing it behind me
> Start fiercely grinding on the sword, the mere sight causes all the normies in the store to get shocked from amazement
> Can feel the individual pixel changing as I do move it
> Sword is now covered in my healthy, thick blood
> Pee on the sword for good measure
> I am now the master of all the elements, blood, pee pee and poo poo
> "GIVE ME TENDIES NOW MUM"
> Start hitting everyone in the store with the amalgamated weapon
> Everyone flees
> Start rolling around in the aftermath
> Pass out, because I was hungry
> Wake up in bed with tendies on my tummy
> gobble them up and run to living room
> mommy happily swinging on a rope by her neck
> doesn't even poke me with the ouchie-medicine like she does everyday
> Decisive victory

I read these and think, “I have to be a better person because somewhere there’s a real guy acting like this.”

>watching Barney in my room when suddenly my tummy starts hurting
>"MUMMYYY ME WANT TENDIES!"
>"Sorry user, but you don't have enough GBP. Why won't you go with stepchad to McDonalds and grab some?"
>REEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GOOD BOYS DON'T GO OUTSIDE
>but i also ran out of piss bottles and shit jugs
>in the end i go with stepchad
>fucking normie listening to some normie shit in his normie car
>arrive at McDonalds
>"Hello sir, how can i help you?"
>"20 tendies and honey mustard"
>"What is tendies?"
>stupid bitch makes me wanna reee
>"Just get us some McNuggets with ketchup"
>WHAT?! FUCKING STEPCHAD NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES!"
>run at stepchad and put him down with my big boy body
>"POOPOOPEEPEEREEEEEEEEEEEE"
>peepee all over the place while hot chocolate is sprinkling everywere from my bummy
>people start running away and McFucks employees try to hide desperetly
>police officer comes later and takes me back to mummy
>she starts crying
>tell her to start doing those tendies or else
>she want's to make me the greatest tendies ever and even properly examines them by putting her head in the oven
>go back to my room to watch Spongebob
>hour have passed and mummy is still watching over my tendies in the oven

Makes me wanna REEEE but as long as the tendies are good, im ok. I didn't spend GBP afterall.

>550 pounds
>charging
Pick one

>playing CoD3
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"user, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs
>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door
>mommy had it installed because "she couldn't bear seeing me"
>remove the neck of my poop jug from my anus
>been sitting on my poop jug as a chair all day
>it makes my peepee feel tingly
>wobble over my bedroom door
>look at the tray
>so taken aback by the horror on my tray that I fall over
>THE BITCH MADE ME BAKED CHICKEN
>clench fists hulk-style and start yelling "IM.... ANGRY"
>"user SMASH!"
>just like my hero saitama knock the basement door off of it's hinges in one punch
>start hobbling up the stairs
>have to stop on 5th step because exhausted
>take a nap on the stairs for about 30 minutes
>continue making my journey up the last 3 steps
>get to the top, reminds me of rocky
>roll up to mommy, poopy butt leaving trails on the carpet
>"hello user how was your dinn-"
>roll straight into her legs, knocking her to the ground
>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
>Start rolling on her like a steamroller
>hear her bones cracking from my beautiful curves
>"user NO PLEASE STOP!"
>activate "Muddy Lemonade" protocol
>start pissing and shitting as i roll over her
>"user ILL MAKE YOU TENDIES JUST PLEASE STOP!"
>I halt
>she crawls to the kitchen her broken legs dragging behind her
>see her pull a handful of what i think are tic-tacs from an orange bottle and put them into the milk for the breading
>I hate mint flavor!
>slither up behind her like a snake that has just eaten a elephant whole
>"PUT MINTS IN MY TENDIES, YOUR SPINE GOES BENDY"
>get mommy's head and bend it backwards so the back touches her butt
>she's limp
>have peepee fun friction time with her mouth
>roll back to basement and start playing CS:GO
>8hrs later still no tendies

>be me
>dont want to write a long ass story
>the end

>shit my pants more than once a week
>cant do anything beyond addition and subtraction and even then I can only do it in intervals up to 12
>people still talk to me in a baby voice even though im adult
>the cashier has to scan my debit card for me or ill mess up
>cant pee standing up
>burn the oven mitts all the time because I always turn on the wrong burners and mommy yells at me
>try to fill my cuppy up with ice but it always overflows because I hold the button too long
>dont know how to make my bed so I need mommy to fix the sheets all the time
>got a kitten for a present and loved it like crazy but ended up killing it when I accidentally sat on it
>dont know how to button up my own shirts
>people make fun of me because my shoes are always on the wrong feet and I still have to wear velcro sneakers
>never learned how to cut my food with a knife and fork so when we go out we have to ask the kitchen to do it special
>half the time forced to order off kids menu because I dont know what im ordering otherwise
>cant remember my television channels when cartoons are on so mommy has to change it for me
>spent my entire life in special ed even though I was too self aware to enjoy it

He's was clearly using an electric cart thingy fatties use

that turned so fucking dark

wtf is this thread? screencap me lad

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Compare and contrast the non‐pharmacologic treatments of the main types of urinary incontinence.

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Select an appropriate drug for urinary incontinence based on patient‐specific data.

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Formulate a monitoring plan for a patient on drug therapy for urinary incontinence based on patient‐ specific information and the prescribed regimen.

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>be me
>wake up at 4:20 PM
>get on call of duty
>doing really good
>yell at some kids really loudly
>have to take a enormous poo poo
>i waddle my 400 pound good boy body to the bathroom
>get poo poo behind the toilet somehow
>whatever mummy will clean it up
>go back scream at kids some more
>mummy comes in the room
>A-a-user... Could y--you lower your v-voice...?
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME MUMMY
>WHO DO YOU THINK I AM
>you're m-my good boy A-user...
>thats what I thought you whore
>she goes to the bathroom, witnesses poo poo all over the place
>she cleans it while sobbing
>hear mummy call someone
>hear car drive up
>mummy comes in room with an unfamiliar man
>A-user this is doctor Goldstein
>WHO ARE YOU, WHY DID YOU ENTER THE DANGER ZONE
>at the time I called my basement the danger zone because of mummy being hit all the time here
>doctor goldstein says I need major help
>user you're 38 why are you doing this?
>DON'T CALL ME user I DON'T KNOW YOU JEW
>CALL ME A GOOD BOY
>No user, you need help
>SHUT UP FAGGOT!
>pick up my naked 400 pound self
>sit on him
>easily break one of his bones
>stick me pee pee in his mouth
>pee in it
>ITS NOT OVER YET JEW
>i position myself for what i call the destroyer
>i poo pooed all over him and made him eat it
>mummy tries to escape
>waddle over there
>NO YOU DON'T BITCH
>knock her down, sit on her legs so she can't break out
>WHOS A GOOD BOY?
>YOU ARE user! LET ME GO
>ONLY IF YOU MAKE ME CHICKEN TENDIES, AND CALL ME GOOD BOY FOR NOW ON
>YES, YES user!
>she makes me tendies everytime i scream it now
>im the only good boy she'll ever need
>she doesnt need a boyfriend
>tfw maximum tendies for life
>tfw she buried jew doctor's body in the backyard

What level of delusional do you have to be to enjoy writing so many of these same fucking stories?

well these stories have gotten slightly more morbid than they used to be, guess thats the way these things go

ten-DIES made me giggle my ass off for some reason

The following is completely true. Unlike the rest of you idiots I actually live the dream!

>29 years old
>In my play room
>Need to make poo
>Lean over my inflatable ottoman
>Put my toy dump truck between my legs and make a shipment.
>Poo-poo is a little runnier than usual, but it doesn't matter.
>*vroom-vroom*
>Now I'm hauling a fresh load across the country
>Mummy brings in my lunch (nachos. I like to change it up)
>"user, I told you not to play with your poo poo!"
>I'm getting real fucking tired of hearing this.
>Flip the plate of nachos into the wall
>Start punching my own head
>"user stop PLEASE STOP!" she screams
>You made me do this I say.
>She runs out of the room to get the tethers to tie my arms back and stop me hitting myself
>Stand behind the door and wait for her to come back.
>As soon as she runs back in I punch her directly in the face as hard as I can, making a weird, wet cracking sound.
>She falls over and hits her head on my dinosaur table.
>I go back to playing with my toy trucks and stuffed animals
>She wakes up a bit later
>I don't say anything, I just stare at her
>She quietly leaves the room, rubbing her fresh bruise
>I can hear her crying from her room.
>Am I worried? No. Regretful? Certainly not.
>I'll wait it out and things will go back to normal.
>It's easy for me to be a good boy.
>If Mummy does what I say I'll be a good little boy.

If she doesn't like it she should have had an abortion. She chose this life.

More

..............

I read these threads and feel Fear for my nephew turning into this

...

i fear my little 8 year old brother might become this

>wake up at 5pm, earlier than usual
>reach for a wee wee jug and start beating it against the floor rhythmically
>"TENDIES TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY, PUT SOME IN THE OVEN MUMMY"
>hear a wail from downstairs
>she always cries since new daddy left
>notice the wee wee jug split and is leaking
>oh well, throw it at the wall for mummy to clean up later
>flip on my surround-sound system bought with a year's worth of GBP
>one and only song on repeat
>"NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY"
>hear an even louder wail from downstairs
>silly normies not appreciating music
>figure my tendies are about due
>grab another jug, pound it on the floor
>"TENDIES TENDIES GOLDEN BROWN, MUMMY COOKS THEM BEST IN TOWN"
>mummy gets very upset
>"I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE user, I'M SORRY"
>hear something smash and the door slams
>wait for her to bring me my tendies
>wait a whole fucking hour for that lazy bitch
>have to drag MYSELF out of my sports car bed and down the stairs into the kitchen
>no mummy
>broken plate on the floor, tendies still in the oven, nicely done but cold
>ah well, some honey mustard will make things all better
>look in the cupboard
>NO FUCKING HONEY MUSTARD

now I know why she said she couldn't do it any more

Need more with mom providing reluctant sexual release out of motherly pity. Committing suicide afterward is also good, but mostly just interested in the reluctant sexual release. Not trying to fap, by any means. But... it's just... so dark and delightful all at the same time.

>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady.
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right.
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared.
>Start waddling over to the lady.
>She recoils back in horror.
>Keep waddling over.
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground.
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear.
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie-peenie to make me stop yelling

Good day today.

Is hé also:
>as wide as hé is tall
>doesn't speak in public
>obsesed with minecraft and starwars
>eats nothing but fastfood while watching pewdiepie on his ipad
>gets everything handed to him, including 500 euro toys That hé plays with once
?

"TENDIES TENDIES GOLDEN BROWN, MUMMY COOKS THEM BEST IN TOWN"

Fucking lost.

>Wednesday afternoon
>tugging it to Nick Jr all day long
>Finish squeezing big boy gooey gunk from my winker
>Mumsies comes home from work
>Poo poo in my diapie due to excitement
>Earned 70 good boy points earlier today by promising not to empty my piss bottles on mumsie's bed while she was at work
>Expect delicious tendies immediately
>Squat walk downstairs with full diaper of excitement
>No good smell
>Mumsie looks upset
>user you're 33, I talked with a friend about getting you a job
>Fucking normie mom
>Remove my shit filled diaper and wield it like a sling
>IM A GOD BOY I HAVE GOOD BOY POINTS GIVE ME CHICKEN TENDIES
>user please..
>IM DAVIE YOURE GOLIATH
>Swing my shit sling at her
>Diaper falls apart and flings wet sloppy big boy chocolate all over the room
>Ring of fecies whips her in the eye and she falls do the ground recoiling and grabbing her face
>Slap her open handed and squat over her face
>YOUR LACK OF TENDIES SEALS YOUR DOOM, I LOOSE MY BOWELS WITH A BOOM!
>Queue a huge wet fart bubble followed by a mexican mudslide in the rainy season
>Literally pours over her face like a generous helping of piping hot chili
>She wipes it off her face and tries to gasp for air
>Quickly plug her shit covered mouth with my still-erect big boy weenie peenie
>GIVE ME EXTRA GOOD BOY POINTS OR ELSE ILL CHOKE YOU MUMSIE
>She spasms and mumbles what might be a yes
>waddle back to my room and play some XBox
>Serves me tendies later while sobbing and promises to give me lots of good boy points
>mfw I put that bitch in her place
>mfw I always get my way.

first time i saw that.. 9-11 man i lost so hard

>be me
>530 Lbs of mummy's golden child
>sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day
>finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP
>look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the M6
>"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!"
>mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key for emergencies
>proudly point at the toilet bowl
>wow! You've done so well, and it's all in the bowl too! That's 10 good boy points
>clap my hands because I've been saving my good boy points for weeks, finally at 150
>cash them all in for a special hour with my catgirl
>mummy phones up the people who send the catgirl and talks with them
>hear girl arrive at the door and sit on the end of my bed and take off my pants for the first time in 2 days
>can hear them talking downstairs
>"God, it's not him again is it? He's getting too large for me to do anything"
>hear mummy say "Please, we have a system and it's the only way I can get him to do anything"
>girl sighs and says "I have the catears headband too, I'll be wearing it again?"
>clap my hands because I can tell special time is about to begin
>girl comes into my room and meows and purrs
>have special fun time, she makes my peepee feel good
>the next 50 minutes are spent while I tell her about my comics and my video games
>she's really impressed
>eventually leaves after the hour is up
>mummy comes up with my snack of tendies for being such a good boy
>"enjoy your tendies, snookums, I have to leave now for my nightshift"
>eat my tendies in bed and dream about my waifu Mikasa-san afterwards

How can anyone diss the NEET life? Enjoy your long hours and ungrateful wives, wageslaves.

...

>wake up at 5pm with tummy grumbles
>been saving up my GBP to have a real tendy feast
>shuffle as fast as I can to mommy's room
>she's sitting in her chair looking at an old album of my baby photos and crying
>I break out in my favorite song
>"TENDIES ARE MY FAVORITE TREAT! NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EAT!"
>she looks up dejectedly
>"A-user, I'm not really up for getting tendies right now. Can't we get them later?"
>can't believe what I'm hearing
>I even passed up getting Amiibos with my GBP in anticipation of this meal
>"MY INTESTINES ARE FULL AND MY ANUS IS WET! A DAY WITHOUT TENDIES IS A DAY YOU'LL REGRET!
>"Wait, user I-"
>I can see in her eyes that she already knows her words are too late
>"TENDIES WERE MY ONE DESIRE! NOW BEHOLD MY FECAL MIRE!
>liquid ex-tendies pour from my body and start to fill the room
>mommy's screams are drowned out by the caca-phony being emitted from my rumpus
>fast forward an hour and I'm eating all the Wendy's tendies my heart could desire

The key to dealing with normie moms is making sure that they know their place

dude, thank you for cut and pasting all these... i haven't had this much fun on Sup Forums in years

>wake up at 2pm
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she walks to the kitchen trying hard not to vomit from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>colored most of it so I start drawing doodles outside the lines
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw

>>My 430 pound body is too healthy to catch up to the bitch
Only line i liked.
You can't make a story funny buy just filling it with shit and piss.
B+ for effort
D- for execution
>SEE
>ME
>AFTER
>CLASS
>BIG
>BOI

>If she doesn't like it she should have had an abortion. She chose this life.
Agreed! All our mothers used to be slutty normalfags bitches. We wouldn't have pity with them usually. Ironically the only reason we do pity them is because they forced us into existence, which is the same reason we should hate them even more

YEA! FAGGOT OP!

don't worry you're not alone in wanting this

Who writes this crap? Is this what Leftists do? Write thier fantasy fiction of how they view the alt right and then post it with Pepe?

>Be hanging out with my daki (Mikiru is best waifu)
>Mommy comes in and asks me if I want to go to Friendlys for a platter of tendies and some icy creamy
>Clap excitedly and rush to the car with Mikiru
>Sit in backseat with her, mommy gets to car and starts driving us to Friendlys
>Mikiru gets frisky and starts eyeing up my crotch
>Decide to give her a show
>Pull out my cock and start tugging it around
>Mikiru looks at it hungrily, cum on her face in a matter of seconds and scream
>Hear mommy sigh from front seat and mutter that she made a mistake
>Tell her it's okay,I love mommy and I can get her her OWN Daki
>She sighs, obviously with relief
>We get to friendlys, get out with mikiru and we order three plates of tendies and frenchies, thinking about what kind of Icy Creamy I'll get
>Mommy orders a glass water and some toast
>Asks for three slices instead of two
>Warn her not to go over board or new Chad Daddy might not like her flab flab
>Shes so grateful for my advice that her eyes start to water
>Me and Mikiru finish our tendies and mommy makes a comment about me not throwing stones
>She KNOWS I'm sensitive about my beautiful curves
>I control myself, but Mikiru is in love with me
>She lunges forward and attacks mommy for disrespecting her hubby
>Waitress comes over and grabs me
>Why grab me? Mikiru is the one hurting mommy!
>Realize... the waitress is in love with me too
>Lunge forward and start making out with her, Mikiru stops attacking mommy for some reason
>Waitress pushes me away, I knew I should have stuck with Mikiru
>Shit pants and start crying
>everyone in restaurant staring at us
>Manager man comes and says we have to leave
>Never got my icy creamy
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Go home with mommy, she's apologizing for ruining my night out
>Tell her that after TONIGHT, only a threeway with mikiru will make up for what she did
>Mommy starts sobbing tears of joy knowing that she can do something to make me forgive her
>mfw

>My eyes open and see the blank computer screen
>Mommy must've cut the power to my room
>Joke's on her, over the course of 7 years I have accumulated approximately 13 million Good Boy Points, which should be enough to last me until death
>"TENDIES, TENDIES, IT IS TIME. MUMMY IS AN UNGRATEFUL SWINE," I wheeze with a devilish grin
>Rise up from my chair, a thick layer of grease and mold sticking to the back of my cumstained asscheeks
>Waddle over to the bedroom door, feet squishing through poop and pee
>Light shines in through the windows, realize that I haven't seen the sun in five months
>Oh well
>I hear Mommy crying in the other room, slowly move in that direction
>She's sitting at the kitchen table, tears and snot running down her face
>"FIRE DEEP WITHIN MY LOINS, MUMMY WILL PLEASE MY ACHING GROIN."
>The sobbing stops and she looks up
>I'm naked, my cock proudly standing at half mast, most of it weighed down by the various rolls of belly fat
>I slam her weak, anorexic body to the floor and tell her to start sucking
>She's trying to resist, lol
>Easily snap her jaw open
>Her blood makes for excellent lubricant
>"MUMMY SHALL LICK AND LICK, PROVE THY WORTHINESS OF YOUR BABY'S DICK."
>Her teeth begin to fall out, she doesn't need them anyway
>I cum and she makes gurgling noises, spasming and pointing to her throat
>I left her up by her hair, she's not even recognizable anymore
>"MUMMY IS A CHURLISH COW, TO THE FREEZER YOU GO NOW."
>She grabs a box of my favorite brand
>It's Kid Cuisine
>Good fun and good food go great together with Kid Cuisine!

Newfag

>>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>colored most of it so I start drawing doodles outside the lines
Why is this the saddest part?

actual newfag

>be me
>mommies good boy
>wake up at 3am after fouling myself in the middle of my short 11 hour nap.
>tum tum grumbles and rumbles
>time for tendies is the message my tummy sendies.
>scream: MUMMY MUMMY TIME FOR TENDIES ALSO TROUSERS NEED A CHANGIES
>Hear faint sobbing
>hmm a mummy crying? there can be no denying she must be punished for all that crying.
>roll out of bed and knock shit jugs onto my favourite waifu pillow again.
>mummy will have to clean that after I have finished with it.
>waddle out of basement and go to mummies room
>crying is getting louder, and making me madder.
>use my stealth ninja skills to sneak up stairs
>bitch must've used samurai detection as she stopped crying and said a cuss.
>kick open door, so it lands on the floor
>see new daddy on top of mummy, suddenly it was clear. mommy wanted to give me tendies but new daddy stopped it.
>as I inhale air into my big boy I see mummy start to cry again daddy looks scared until I use my secret move
>an ear curdling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE leaves my mouth.
>My vision starts to fade and i nearly lose balance but persist.
>when it ends new daddy's ears are bleeding.
>drag him out of bed as he screams he can't here anything.
>throw him downstairs and use my warrior leap to land on him at the bottom of the stairs.
>start jumping up and down on him, screaming naughty daddy you have been baddy now my tendies mummy can sendies.

The fucker doesn't even move and stopped screaming after i throwed him, mummy scuries down the stairs weeping she must've been happy to get me my tendies.

>be me
>playing cs:go
>mummy and new chocolate daddy are wrestling downstairs
>suddenly get a hunger for tendies
>walk over to my GBP board, waddling through the shit jugs and piss bottles
>i have 40 Good Boy Points...enough for an extra-large chicken tendie meal!
>i run downstairs to tell mummy
>bang on her bedroom door
>"Mummy, mummy, I have 40 GBP! I want tendies"
>she says "Sorry user, I'm busy, maybe you can cook the tendies that are in the freezer"
>BITCH JUST CROSSED A LINE
>i run back to my room crying and screaming and shitting my diapies
>get an idea
>i grab my special 5000 GBP damascus katana
>run back downstairs
>as I kickdown mummy's door i scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS, SMELL MY SPECIAL DIAPEY SURPRISE!"
>chocolate daddy is confused
>i take off my diaper and throw it directly towards his head
>he screams and falls to the ground, my poop in his eyes
>i then unsheath my katana and chop off his pee pee
>he screams even louder
>"THAT MUTHA FUCKA CHOPPED MY DICK OFF I'LL FUCKIN KILL HIM CALL FUCKIN 91-"
>mummy hits chaddy with the night lamp and he falls limp
>she says he could be blind and that they need to put his pee pee back on or something
>leaves saying she'll take him to the hospital
>i wait 5 hours
>mummy comes back with an extra large chicken tendie meal and a mountain dew
>she's covered in mud and leaves for some reason
>whatever
>but you know what they always say!
>"It always endies with the tendies"
>mfw

I`d cum feeling that breaking bones. boy u got me horny af

Thank you for this thread. I havent been laughing like this in a while. But i gotta ask. This whole gbp shit. Did it actually come from a real story? Do people actually do this with their obese shits? Please tell me there is a true story behind all of this

>wake up on the floor at 3pm from a rough night of erotic asphyxiation
>body is covered in piss, shit, puke and jizz
>I use mummies cum encrusted panties I stole to clean myself up
>end up just smearing shit all over
>MUMMY MUMMY REEEE
>hear mummy make her way up the stairs
>"whats wrong user?"
>as she walks into the room she slips on a stray cumrag
>as she falls over she smashes my prized Hachune Miku poop sculpture
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I struggle to lift myself onto my feet for the first time in weeks
>my diaper leaks with weeks worth of digested tendies and a mixture of cum, piss, and disappointment
>I navigate my way to mummy through piles of garbage and shit
>a swarm of dormant flies rise out of the garbage and fill the room
>YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME MUMMY
>she struggles to pick herself up, slipping on piss and shit, "MUMMY IS SO SORRY SWEETIE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"
>I remove my belt from around my neck and tie her leg to my bed
>YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU COW BITCH
>I pick up my destroyed Hachune Miku sculpture and shove it in mummies screaming mouth
>she gurgles as she weeps and tries to ransom her life with promises of unlimited tendies
>after an hour long struggle mummy finally eats the entire statue
>I waddle back to my computer to continue on my path to reach my goal of 10,000 gameplay hours in CS:GO
>mummy sits on the floor in the fetal position weeping for the rest of the day
>finally untie mummy and tell her to get me tendies
>"s-sure h-honey"
>she disappears for a few hours
>waddle downstairs to see whats taking so fucking long on my god damn tendies
>mummy slit her wrists in the kitchen sink and then hung herself with curtain cords
who will make me tendies now? ;_;

slight kek
The flies part got me

welcome to the chan, my dude

jesus christ i just died a little on the inside after reading that. i'd rather fucking move out than stress my mother and i still live with her.