>be military
>but I kill
>no such luck
>jail
>kids
>military again
>go back for kids
Be military
>house is kill
>find hole
>find weird rocks
>house is no kill
>2 men
>one room
>minus leg
>dead man lives
reservoir dogs or saw
bump
>try to shoot man camp
>friend is in shoot self camp
>now in big boy shoot camp
>shoot bad; shoot good
poltergeist?
nope and checked
>butterface cutter girl is sad
>gets into getting smacked around
>not sad anymore
>sleep
>more sleep
>more more sleep
>more more more sleep
>Wake up and go home
>goes to prison
>gets out of prison
check em
wizard of oz
Nope...good guess tho
Click?
The clue is in the number of more's
>Experimenting with new invention
>My kids now are really small
>Wife is pissed
american history x
prison break
waking life
Nope.
Nope....keep in mind the number of more's
honey i made the kids small
50 shades ?
Well this one is just easy
Inspection
>pic related was the main actor
Yes, you have got it. Hit 1989 film.
>be jew
>have hot gf
>taders
>tv
>win tv race
>tanks mister
>go to work
>quit
>throw party
Saw
Shawshank Redemption
Mother
The Punisher
Autistic answer but close enough
Yeah, it's Inception
No on both mother and punisher
Secretary
>underground kikes destroy nazi stuff
nope, wouldnt call Dakota Johnson butterface. that being said i actually have the hots for the actress i do mean, despite her being commonly considered butterface
>Autistic answer
You were expecting anything but?
>money
>mexican
>2 types of people
inglorious bastards
way of the gun
>autistic man child throws a tantrum
>kills kids
>entire religion of monks get slaughtered
From Dusk till Dawn
>alien
>phone
>way of the gun
nope
Not ET
phone home bitch
>one room
>but it's a bunch of different rooms
>One might call it a prison even
>and all the people in it are named after prisons
The good the bad and the ugly
>Travel to Europe
>Have to find some asshole
>It sucked
the good the bad and the ugly
he literally gave part of an iconic line you numbnuts
Dat galil and shotgun...
>on plane
>then snakes
>snakes are on plane
>never saw the ending
no
yes
>booze banned
>cops break the law to uphold the law
>ironical about ethics entire movie
Resident Evil 4
Dolphins on a boat?
No, you smug child. I hope someone takes your lunch money.
>house goes boom
>gotta kill the mexican
>oh hey now im excommunicated
Star Wars Episode III: A Steaming Pile of Sith
I'd really like to know the name. low budget I watched around 25 years ago
Guys jogging in the desert. encounter army guys. someone got killed by binoculars. alot of running and chasing
heh, i like it, yea
Eurotrip?
>gooks
>errybody ded
>"BROKEN ARROW!"
Nope. Cars 3.
>old as fuck
>beat the shit out of young marines
>save some college students
Clearly Major Pain
Neither. I thought this one was going to be easier.
>smoke weed
>smoke weed
>kill horse
>smoke weed
>smoke weed
>get girl
>smoke weed
I like this post.
>be old
>finds money
>takes money
>dies
>lets make a movie about how killing people makes our soldiers feel bad
>and then the guy dies and we call him a hero
the director is a supervillain irl because of this movie. the director saw the franchise as a kid, and managed to undo everthing good the franchise had done. it made a lot of money, too
no country for old men?
Inception
YUP! finally!
HAHAHAHAH
ThATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!
HA HA
You must be the first fucking asshole on the planet to make this joke
2005 called. they want their easy target back
shawshank
i mean hes right
Windtalkers?
Alot of jarhead movies fit that description.
You people are making me angery.
>lonely girl
>living in a lonely world
no, this movie specifically was about a single solder, and the credits is like half an hour of what happened after he died
ill give you that
>
What the fuck ever you say faggot ass samefag
Lady, I Apologize Because The Kids Are Small Now
That one where the white guy is in love with his bicycle and they smoke the presidents corpse?
found the person who liked the prequels
>good math man
>aaaairish from baaaaawston
>doesn't want to be good math man
>had to go see about a girl
1:
>get sick of niggers
>become klansman
2:
>loses his mind doing nothing in the desert
>lives bombings
>goes home
3:
>go on a diet
>go to political rally
>kill people afterward
We Were Soldiers
Ye
American Sniper?
Sweetie I regret to inform you that our offspring are now miniature
>batman but he kills people
>spared someone
>batman dies, guy he spared becomes batman
>continues killing
cube
Stop raping kids
>The military gave me a gun so I can rape kids
You aren't a killer and never will be
So don't even
I don't even
no
yea
The one about the sniper that got shot in the woods by a guy with ptsd after the movie ended?
Samuel L Jackson fucks some shit up
the one with matt damon and apples
1. American History X.
Easy
3. Taxi Driver?
>be outcast girl
>Want pet dog
>get pet god
>aliens com after pet dog.
>crazy ass fucking space ship fightcrash
The King
Hamsters on a DVD Player
>watch movie
>Almost is kill
>mumbling nigger
>can fight
yea, american sniper
was it in the woods though? always heard it was at a gun range