Be military

>be military
>but I kill
>no such luck
>jail
>kids
>military again
>go back for kids

>house is kill
>find hole
>find weird rocks
>house is no kill

>2 men
>one room
>minus leg
>dead man lives

reservoir dogs or saw

bump

>try to shoot man camp
>friend is in shoot self camp
>now in big boy shoot camp
>shoot bad; shoot good

poltergeist?

nope and checked

>butterface cutter girl is sad
>gets into getting smacked around
>not sad anymore

>sleep
>more sleep
>more more sleep
>more more more sleep
>Wake up and go home

>goes to prison
>gets out of prison

check em

wizard of oz

Nope...good guess tho

Click?

The clue is in the number of more's

>Experimenting with new invention
>My kids now are really small
>Wife is pissed

american history x

prison break

waking life

Nope.

Nope....keep in mind the number of more's

honey i made the kids small

50 shades ?

Well this one is just easy

Inspection
>pic related was the main actor

Yes, you have got it. Hit 1989 film.

>be jew
>have hot gf
>taders
>tv
>win tv race
>tanks mister

>go to work
>quit
>throw party

Saw
Shawshank Redemption
Mother
The Punisher

Autistic answer but close enough

Yeah, it's Inception

No on both mother and punisher

Secretary

>underground kikes destroy nazi stuff

nope, wouldnt call Dakota Johnson butterface. that being said i actually have the hots for the actress i do mean, despite her being commonly considered butterface

>Autistic answer
You were expecting anything but?

>money
>mexican
>2 types of people

inglorious bastards

way of the gun

>autistic man child throws a tantrum
>kills kids
>entire religion of monks get slaughtered

From Dusk till Dawn

>alien
>phone

>way of the gun
nope

Not ET

phone home bitch

>one room
>but it's a bunch of different rooms
>One might call it a prison even
>and all the people in it are named after prisons

The good the bad and the ugly

>Travel to Europe
>Have to find some asshole
>It sucked

the good the bad and the ugly

he literally gave part of an iconic line you numbnuts

Dat galil and shotgun...

>on plane
>then snakes
>snakes are on plane
>never saw the ending

no

yes

>booze banned
>cops break the law to uphold the law
>ironical about ethics entire movie

Resident Evil 4

Dolphins on a boat?

No, you smug child. I hope someone takes your lunch money.

>house goes boom
>gotta kill the mexican
>oh hey now im excommunicated

Star Wars Episode III: A Steaming Pile of Sith

I'd really like to know the name. low budget I watched around 25 years ago

Guys jogging in the desert. encounter army guys. someone got killed by binoculars. alot of running and chasing

heh, i like it, yea

Eurotrip?

>gooks
>errybody ded
>"BROKEN ARROW!"

Nope. Cars 3.

>old as fuck
>beat the shit out of young marines
>save some college students

Clearly Major Pain

Neither. I thought this one was going to be easier.

>smoke weed
>smoke weed
>kill horse
>smoke weed
>smoke weed
>get girl
>smoke weed

I like this post.

>be old
>finds money
>takes money
>dies

>lets make a movie about how killing people makes our soldiers feel bad
>and then the guy dies and we call him a hero

the director is a supervillain irl because of this movie. the director saw the franchise as a kid, and managed to undo everthing good the franchise had done. it made a lot of money, too

no country for old men?

Inception

YUP! finally!

HAHAHAHAH

ThATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!

HA HA

You must be the first fucking asshole on the planet to make this joke


2005 called. they want their easy target back

shawshank

i mean hes right

Windtalkers?

Alot of jarhead movies fit that description.

You people are making me angery.

>lonely girl
>living in a lonely world

no, this movie specifically was about a single solder, and the credits is like half an hour of what happened after he died

ill give you that

>
What the fuck ever you say faggot ass samefag

Lady, I Apologize Because The Kids Are Small Now

That one where the white guy is in love with his bicycle and they smoke the presidents corpse?

found the person who liked the prequels

>good math man
>aaaairish from baaaaawston
>doesn't want to be good math man
>had to go see about a girl

1:
>get sick of niggers
>become klansman

2:
>loses his mind doing nothing in the desert
>lives bombings
>goes home

3:
>go on a diet
>go to political rally
>kill people afterward

We Were Soldiers

Ye

American Sniper?

Sweetie I regret to inform you that our offspring are now miniature

>batman but he kills people
>spared someone
>batman dies, guy he spared becomes batman
>continues killing

cube

Stop raping kids
>The military gave me a gun so I can rape kids
You aren't a killer and never will be
So don't even
I don't even

no
yea

The one about the sniper that got shot in the woods by a guy with ptsd after the movie ended?

Samuel L Jackson fucks some shit up

the one with matt damon and apples

1. American History X.
Easy

3. Taxi Driver?

>be outcast girl
>Want pet dog
>get pet god
>aliens com after pet dog.
>crazy ass fucking space ship fightcrash
The King

Hamsters on a DVD Player

>watch movie
>Almost is kill

>mumbling nigger
>can fight

yea, american sniper

was it in the woods though? always heard it was at a gun range