You wake up as a 10/10 shota

You wake up as a 10/10 shota.

Wut do

go to elementary school like a normal fucking child

kek'd

find the nearest sharp object and end myself

Cute!

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>You wake up as a 10/10 shota.
>Wut do
jark ass like a normal child

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how about not be a total faggot and get some underage puss

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witnessed, and on an actually good post, too!

but we like underage BOYpuss

thats because your a faggot

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Ur the one posting in a shota thread

i never said that I wasnt a faggot, i was just calling the other user a faggot

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Seduce as many women as I possibly can

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Start seducing horny teenage boys to give the next generation gay greentext stories

I wish we could all be so selfless like you

Masturbate to myself in the mirror probably.

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[x] shota things
[x] lewd stuff with my best friend

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asshole = fuckin rip

Nice butts

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Find a willing volunteer to try out my footjob skills.
Funny, I've always wondered if I could give one...

Hopefully restart life with the knowledge and experience I have.

How would you find a willing volunteer in this day and age?

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I'd lewd other shotas. Little bro is 10 and I caught him wanking so I know they are starting young. It mindfucked me because how his dick looks.

thats just too cute, i wish i looked like that...

>how his dick looks
hol da fuq ub

avoidfaggots like you

ya

Haha so funny and original, cant believe we're all a bunch of faggots. You hear that guys? We like dick and boy butts!

an epic journey to regain my proper age.

Being a kid in 2018 sounds like a Hell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

>Walk in on him wanking
>See his dick

I was just surprised by how it looked.

>Implying this day and age is not the best possible for shotaing

anyone want a dumparino?

You're all a bunch of sick gay pedos.

yeah, and?

What gave it away?

but how did it look

Play with my little cute peen and experience the wonders of dry-gasm for the first time in many many years

Oh SHIT I forgot to say no homo...

It was around 3 inches which I assumed, but it was thicker than I thought he'd be. Not disproportionate but not a pencil dick either. Uncut (which I knew) but he had the tightest balls I've ever seen in my entire life. Looked the most similar to this but his are smaller and obviously colored differently.

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Well, that would sure make my wife happy.

honestly I think this is more complicated than it looks. If all of a sudden basically I disapear and this kid is in my place a lot of questions would get asked.

in all once I prove that I'm over 18 I'd legally sell myself for tons of money.

Report your sick disgusting pedo wife to the FBI this instant

Redo the last 20 years of my life without any of the regrets I have.

>implying I don't wake up as a 10/10 shota every day

post
pic

Why would I? "Like attracts like" if you know what I mean.

Yea

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If I were a shota and if I did post a pic I would be banned. You can ask other stuff though.

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like a hand?

I meant ask other questions. I don't want to be banned because I am definitely at least 18 but I might look like I am definitely not in the 6th grade if you know what I mean.

how do i know you arent larping

idk what you mean but I am definitely old enough to post here

Fuck lolis

been there done that

Find myself a 10/10 mommy.

>being straight