You wake up as a 10/10 shota.
Wut do
You wake up as a 10/10 shota.
Wut do
go to elementary school like a normal fucking child
kek'd
find the nearest sharp object and end myself
Cute!
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>You wake up as a 10/10 shota.
>Wut do
jark ass like a normal child
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how about not be a total faggot and get some underage puss
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witnessed, and on an actually good post, too!
but we like underage BOYpuss
thats because your a faggot
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Ur the one posting in a shota thread
i never said that I wasnt a faggot, i was just calling the other user a faggot
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Seduce as many women as I possibly can
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Start seducing horny teenage boys to give the next generation gay greentext stories
I wish we could all be so selfless like you
Masturbate to myself in the mirror probably.
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[x] shota things
[x] lewd stuff with my best friend
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asshole = fuckin rip
Nice butts
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Find a willing volunteer to try out my footjob skills.
Funny, I've always wondered if I could give one...
Hopefully restart life with the knowledge and experience I have.
How would you find a willing volunteer in this day and age?
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I'd lewd other shotas. Little bro is 10 and I caught him wanking so I know they are starting young. It mindfucked me because how his dick looks.
thats just too cute, i wish i looked like that...
>how his dick looks
hol da fuq ub
avoidfaggots like you
ya
Haha so funny and original, cant believe we're all a bunch of faggots. You hear that guys? We like dick and boy butts!
an epic journey to regain my proper age.
Being a kid in 2018 sounds like a Hell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
>Walk in on him wanking
>See his dick
I was just surprised by how it looked.
>Implying this day and age is not the best possible for shotaing
anyone want a dumparino?
You're all a bunch of sick gay pedos.
yeah, and?
What gave it away?
but how did it look
Play with my little cute peen and experience the wonders of dry-gasm for the first time in many many years
Oh SHIT I forgot to say no homo...
It was around 3 inches which I assumed, but it was thicker than I thought he'd be. Not disproportionate but not a pencil dick either. Uncut (which I knew) but he had the tightest balls I've ever seen in my entire life. Looked the most similar to this but his are smaller and obviously colored differently.
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Well, that would sure make my wife happy.
honestly I think this is more complicated than it looks. If all of a sudden basically I disapear and this kid is in my place a lot of questions would get asked.
in all once I prove that I'm over 18 I'd legally sell myself for tons of money.
Report your sick disgusting pedo wife to the FBI this instant
Redo the last 20 years of my life without any of the regrets I have.
>implying I don't wake up as a 10/10 shota every day
post
pic
Why would I? "Like attracts like" if you know what I mean.
Yea
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If I were a shota and if I did post a pic I would be banned. You can ask other stuff though.
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like a hand?
I meant ask other questions. I don't want to be banned because I am definitely at least 18 but I might look like I am definitely not in the 6th grade if you know what I mean.
how do i know you arent larping
idk what you mean but I am definitely old enough to post here
Fuck lolis
been there done that
Find myself a 10/10 mommy.
>being straight