Have you ever fucked a landwhale? what was it like?

have you ever fucked a landwhale? what was it like?

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Would fuck this belly button out of curiousity.

fucked a landwhale once

it was horrible

sex is a physical activity and fat people aren't good at that type of activities

Better than the sex you're not having OP

fucked a pretty big girl. she was fat without a doubt, but she was just big by nature. fucked her for like 15 minutes, came all over her belly, got dressed, and left.

It was okay. I met her at a casino. She was easily the biggest woman I've ever fucked. She was Latin or native American, I didn't ask. She was a little older, at least 35 I was only 22 at the time. She was pretty tall for a girl too, at least 5'9. She started flirting with me after we talked for a while at the little bar there. I wasn't sure but then I said fuck it and went for it. Eventually I went back to her place and it was pretty fucking messy. It got weird because she didn't want to get naked. Like, she just wanted to pull her dress up and pull her tits out but I wanted her to get naked. She sucked my dick for a while. She was really good at it. That was the highlight of the encounter. I fucked her for a while from behind then I got on top of her. I kept going soft because I wasn't really used to condoms at the time it made it hard to feel anything. She told me I could take it off if I wanted so I did, but I regretted it later and was worried that she could have given me something. I was fine but it bothered me for a while that I took it off, it also bothered me later that I really fucked a girl that size. People do stupid shit in the heat of the moment. After I came I left. She wanted me to eat her put but I acted like I had a call.

yep
prefer it to be honest
I've got a big dick and I can make them chirp so I'm good
but my current gf is pretty regular 125lbs

I'm a skinny dude and tend to date fatties, but the chub threads hate my reposts lol. Favorite fuck didn't even involve penetration, thrust my cock between her legs after pulling her skirt up in front of her apartment near midnight until I came between her legs.

Pic related, them thighs.

>She sucked my dick for a while. She was really good at it.

fat chicks are better at blow jobs because they're hungry.

fucking hot

Goddamn right they are.

Fucked one multiple times. Felt the same as normal sex just she couldnt do ANYTHING on top of me or id die

Yeah, but I get alot of shit when I post her lol. She was a really good fuck, once convinced her into fucking on her roommate's bed while said roommate was out of town. Busted a load right in her, thank goodness for birth control.

Ready for food or dick? You decide!

Yes
>smoking with fat chick
>ask her if she wanted to fuck
>(had nothin else to do)
>penetrate missionary
>feel like im laying on a hill
>much uncomfortable
>realize shes fat and disgusting (decent face tho)
>say im good
>get up toss condom and she leaves.
Didnt cum shit was disgusting.

amazing body. cute face too. love girls her size.

Oh yeah she is cute as hell, photogenic quality is kinda hit or miss.

Had a slightly odd funk. She was really into me afterwards and want wanted me to stay, but I realized what I had just done and got the fuck out. Never called her again and tried to block it out until this very post.

any more belly or ass?

of course a landwhale knows how to use her mouth. I mean is that even a question?

Decent amount, always a fan of degrading ideas for her lol.

Nope.

musty

wew lad. id suffocate in that ass. too bad im more of a sub so i dont really have any ideas lol.

Yup, once in my car ( front seat idk how I manage it) and twice at my house. She had a decent face and sexy voice

not really. I can only describe it as fat people sweat, similar, but different to black people sweat Please tell me you know what I am talking about..

So long as she gets shared in fatty threads, all good mate.

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Got two other chicks I tend to repost.

Wait I see u post this girl often she ain't a model?

savin all of em to repost

She sucked me off until I came and then I power pumped her on her back with my eyes closed trying to ignore her being loud as fuck so I could imagine her as someone else

>be me, about 35, 7.5" dick, have skinny wife
>Sup Forums makes me curious about fucking landwhale
>find Taiwanese landwhale on tagged
>start dating her, don't tell her about wife
>she's dumb as dogshit
>she's also lazy, hates walking
>wants to catch train just a few hundred metres
>get her into bed
>actual vagina is behind a mile of obese labia
>in normal position I'm barely actually inside
>she's got no stamina in bed either
>thinks sex three times a week is too much
>doesn't like cowgirl because too much effort
>also afraid of squashing me
>doggy sucks because massive arse in way
>messages me when I'm busy at work
>gets pissed off when I don't reply immediately
>accuses me of cheating on her with other girls
>tfw I'm actually cheating on wife with her
>breaks up with me and blocks me on WeChat
>few weeks later messages me again
>she still has me blocked so I can't reply

Don't bother to fuck landwhales, it's not worth the trouble. Chubby girls are OK - fucked a chubby Chinese massage girl day before yesterday - but don't bother with landwhales.

Did some shoots to my knowledge, but she does makeup for others for a living.

Yeah she gave great head(duh)
Banged her bent over she made me use use weird condoms so i couldnt even feel her pussy. The head was awesome tho'

it was great, no regrets!

Sweet.

Like throwing a hot dog down a fuckin hallway

Looks great

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Here's one sucking me off.

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puss is looser, but also more lubricated
smells like shit, everytiem
regret while doing it and immediately after
cum on her, wash hand and dick, whole dick area, kick her out, be sad, wait a couple days-weeks, repeat
its not fun, its sad

Really hot. I'd love to wrap my arms around her.

It was alright, really wish I hadn't eaten her out though.

Even better to have her wrapped around a cock, lips tits or pussy.

Rather eat that ass tbh

Very fair.

Wish I had more pics of her ass, or even stuff of us messing around. Plenty of cleavage shots though. She was a huge fan of anal.

Best titfuck ever.

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more pls

Was boring sex and a XL Doughnut would have been tighter, not much more to say except that single mothers are usually single for a reason.

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I've fucked fat chicks and a pregnant chick. All pretty fun, and the pregnant chick was especially slutty and good with her mouth. Mounting her was a bit of a challenge (she was 8mo) and was only worth because of my breeding fetish and how slutty she was, but I just don't see it being worth that level of effort for any woman who's that large by choice.

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that is a lot of everything I wouldn't even know where to start. I'd have a good hard go though

>be me 22
>living in san antone
>met a landwhale while at work
>when to my place
>fucked her but massive fat in way of pussy
>came
>became disgusted with self
>she started to catch feelings
>two days later made out with hot milf in front of landwhale
>did milf that night

Landwhales get clingy my opinion dont ever fuck one.

when it comes down to it there have been many occasions where my hand was a better date, I don't even need to pay for it's dinner

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Thats not a landwhale, thats just fun grade A fun

Yeah?

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Fucking nice.

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Must bury face in-between those delicious ass cheeks and tongue her anus deeply, before nutting into her ovaries
Do you have an archive of her on Mega or somewhere to spread?

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I only post her pics on here, honestly.

she's hot though, I'd fuck her

Any moar?

Your wife is a hotty and I'd eat a thousand spiders just in hopes that she would cuck me.

I'm fucking a bigger girl, myself.

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nice saggers

What a shame, would be more fun to nut to, since it's a hit and miss with Sup Forums , time zones and work

a lot

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Oh yeah, I like reposting her in fatty threads but half the time I get shit for it.

i did. names kaden she was bella. worst sex ever!!!11! 0/10 desu

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You wanna get her and fuck her like a slut?

MODS

that sucks. shes really cute.

Fuck yeah

Ignore the haters

Sucks for you. Must not have fucked the right kind of whale.

At least there is saving for beating off to later, lol.

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Was it good at least?

Tend to since half of Sup Forums are porn threads.

yup. any of her bare tummy?

Mostly shit on this bitch though.

Yes fucked the one of the biggest loser family girls from Australia. Couldn't cum from her gaping hole

Hot fupa/thighs
Got spreads too?

I wish.

No way. I want to worship her and eat her ass while real men like you fuck her.

Holu fuck those lips r delicious.