Gotta go to the store real quick

Gotta go to the store real quick.
Mind watching my chocolate milk?
Thanks.

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Gee you guys, OP's gonna be awfully sore!

WOW
Never figured that'd happen

Ashamed to admit, just the immediacy of this made me laugh

oldie but a goldy

Ha my mom lets me have two chocolate milks
-billy

Hey faggit this adshole drank it
Call him, press one and ask if he likes cocks and nigger milk @5592300755

How dare that adshole, I bet there's ads for porn there too

Ok so...no one is gonna run to the store and fill his drink back up before he gets back?

Can I piss in the glass?

Does OP have feminine benis?

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Great! Now there's piss in the glass...who did this?

Back for a second. no time to check posts yet. thanks for the mountain dew. thanks shorty

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Wa-wa how lo . . .Uhggg . . . Gonna shit in it.

Oops I didn't mean to

Just drink it really quick

WHO DRANK ME PISS???
I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER

The fuck is this rip

Do not worry op. I have something to replace the piss.

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pls

I've heard something something about not crying about such a situation.

Is he back yet?

Milk is looking good thanks for watching

Brb. Forgot toy yoshi to shove up my ass

oh wait now... we need an intervention here.

Did you see what's in this shit? High fucktose porn syrup? That shit will kill you.

Ketchup milk is best milk.

Nononono
That's not ya glass
THIS is ya glass

If i pay a extra 2 dolla do i get shrimp with this glass?

LOL! Is this some kind of new meme!? Explain the joke guise, I wanna be in on the fun tooo! XD :3 :3 :3

Awoo~

I don't think that applies to chocolate milk.

Shrimp?
Eaten, processed, you could call it shrimp-pate

IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN
WINK WINK