>meet him at the mall
>tell him you're a big fan and you love his work
>"Oh yeah? You seen my latest movie Inferno yet?"
>answer no and he'll ask you why not
>answer yes and he'll ask you what you thought of it
What do you do, Sup Forums?
This man is a national treasure so choose your words very fucking carefully.
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For some reason I can perfectly picture him asking repeteadly and loudly in public why didn't you watch Inferno
You know, you really aren't that good of an actor
You're like a homelier and hammier Tom Cruse.
I read the book but I heard the movie changed the end so I decided not to see it.
Castaway was good though, give me 200 dollars
(i think 200 is a sum he might have on him and that he might consider giving)
Why would he carry cash?
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>No, I'm waiting for the bluray because the theater has a no singles policy
I despise Dan Brown and consider him a poor man's Umberto Eco but I did like Cast Away
Will he ever play a bad guy?
wat? no singles as in no single men/women allowed?
Because I'm currently reading the book
>>answer no and he'll ask you why not
Just say you don't like Dan Brown.
Because Sling Blade is better than Forrest Gump, Big is a classic and I'll always love Toy Story.
Please forgive me for I have only seen Davinci Code!
>I'm going at the weekend, as it happens. No spoilers please!
Easy.
Wait, you aren't Bill Murray?
Bosom Buddies reunion, when?
I'd refuse to acknowledge he made any film other than Turner and Hootch.
>Did you see Inferno?
>Yeah man, that dog slobbered all over you the whole damn film. Was that real drool?
When will the dvd be out for pirating
Tell him the truth.
That I haven't seen it because I can't afford to see dozens of movies a month so I'm waiting for it to come to my five bucks a month streaming service instead.
>You're a big fan
For you.
>I was burnt out on da vinci code style stuff before the da vinci code was even written.
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The sheer AMOUNT of people who think the Da Vinci Code stuff is real is why I want Hillary to win.
World War 3 can't come quick enough.
Turner and Hootch is kino as fuck.
to buy things
He already played a bad guy, remember Forrest Gump? He was a total jerk for letting Jenny get AIDS and also for not investing all his money to cure her.
well duh, you can't go to a movie by yourself if the theater has a no singles policy. how fucking new are you?
