Need to mess with my roommate. Don't want to do anything evil but I'd like to make her uncomfortable...

Need to mess with my roommate. Don't want to do anything evil but I'd like to make her uncomfortable. Thinking about getting a syringe, extracting egg yolk into it then injecting it into her bed, but kind of on the fence about that one.

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Rape her gently.

Leave a cucumber in the fridge or her fridge with a condom on it

Gay
Why?

I want something that'll either get worse with time or its a subtle thing that you don't really notice but gets to you after awhile

If not the cucumber, then a bag of shrimp under her bed?
Unless youre not trying to do that, and you want really uncomfortable, start watching porn videos really amped up volume, and violent or hentai videos at that.

-cucumber seemed like something that would be subtle and not really offensive in terms of comming onto her,unless thats the aim. Rather its got scalability after the first attempt.

i.e. hit up a planned parenthood or grab the cheapest condoms you can and start wrapping cucumbers, bananas, carrots and anything in the fridge you can; even tops of caps for milk or sodas can be wrapped. If that doesnt make someon uncomfortable it'll be annoying at least to have to constantly unwrap and deal with lube

Smear something that'll go bad underneath her car seats.
The smell will haunt her for weeks and she won't identify it for the longest time.

Shit in her coffee filter. Add grounds. Make her a shit latte

Bag of shrimp will do that well, even if you empty it out all over, it'll juice the interior with hard to remove stains and stench

>a bag of shrimp under her bed?
shrimpin' aint easy

That's too direct and too lame. "Oh who put loads of condoms in the fridge?"
I like this. But maybe something that only smells a little bad. Nothing alarming, just uncomfortable
Kek

Leave breadcrumbs or the equivalent in her bed.

I think it has to be subtle enough to claim plausible deniability or extreme enough to claim it's a prank.

That's good. Still boarding on conspicuous on my part.

Found this website
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They mail you a tube of crabs/lice eggs that you can put anywhere. Seems pretty attractive

>subtle enough to claim plausible deniability
Exactly this. This bitch gaslights me all the time. I'd like to return the favour

THIS is pure evil

Start mentioning shit that didnt happen and when she asks about it try to convince her that she must have forgotten it. Start with trivial shit and gradually raise it up to very important stuff.

empty out her shampoo....fill with conditioner
fill conditioner with shampoo

If neither of you are smoker's, start leaving cigarette buts around the place. At first outside on the path where she might notice. Then closer to her house. Maybe under her window or by her car. Then in the house. Then in her room. She'll think she has a stalker and be freaked out. Maybe even look to you for protection?

This has potential. What kinda stuff would you start with?
Pretty funny

She'll think OP has invited smoking guys while she wasn't home.

ffs user, just cum in hear shampoo, she wont notice unless told so.
Just remember to shake the bottle after the poision is added

Some good stuff so far. This user is on the money with what I'm trying to do
Something that I can easily deny

That would be pretty funny, but it's not my style

packages in the mail, mail/bills, if shes got pets tell her they ate something or threw up earlier and seem like they need a vet to check them out? Stuff thatll cost money usually is a redeeming revenge.

>if shes got pets tell her they ate something or threw up earlier and seem like they need a vet to check them out
That could work for sure

How does OP come to have a roomie they dont like in the first place? Are there other roomies to shift an possible blame/suspicion ?

how about glue, instead of cum? a bit less offensive perhaps

We were friends, but I keep hearing her making up embarrassing stories about me that never happened and telling her friends when they're over. Also she'll just do shit that affects the rest of us living here without checking if we're cool with it. Selfish bitch who, in her mind, does no wrong

Gluestick, vasline, lube or chapstick the door handle to her room daily

Oooh a bit of PVA glue might be real nice. Thanks for the tip

have fun m8

>Obtain small speaker
>Hide it in the wall or in some other discrete spot.
>The important thing is that she has trouble finding the source of the sound. Don't bitch out on this.
>Connect to your phone through bluetooth
>Start playing high-pitched buzzing noise really softly when you're both in the room
>Just loud enough so that she hears it only when you're both silent.
>When she asks "Hey what is that sound?" act confused.
>Every few days, raise the volume slightly.
>Start playing it at random parts of the night or while you're away from home.
>Keep denying that there is any sound at all.
>Whenever she attempts to investigate the source of the sound, turn it off.
>Eventually the sound is very audible and annoying as hell.
>It's important to master your poker face. you must give absolutely no clue that you are aware of the sound.
>She'll start freaking out.
>She'll start accusing you of causing the sound.
>DENY DENY DENY.
>If you're denial is convincing enough, she'll become convinced that her hearing is fucked up.
>She starts going to the doctor to get here hearing checked. They put her on medication.
>Increase the volume even more.
>Watch her slowly drift into hysteria.
>If you're really dedicated, hide speakers at her work or in her bed.
>She gets fired for freaking out at work.
>She just sits at home all day and covers her ears in the corner. pic related.
>She attempts suicide and gets put in a mental hospital.
>You have the place to yourself now.
>Piss in her room.

Finally a good idea

How about instead we try to work out what's wrong between you two to where you want to do this to her

That'd be much more satisfying to get closure on this than to just make somebody else feel bad.

this is legend

fuck off cunt

this

what a cock

remove the toilet seat but keep it in your room

claim everyone needs to buy their own

Capsaicin extract in the crotch of her unworn panties. Or perhaps other places that will get on her fingers and then naturally make its way to her face and eyes. (Door knobs, toothbrush handle, car handle, radio volume knob, etc...)

Pick an inconspicuous corner or spot in her room and secretly start religiously pissing in it. Will start to wreak in a few days. Add asparagus to your diet for maximum effect.

Also walmart has a fishing bait that looks like little balls of "playdough" that smell absolutly horrendus. Smear them on the bottom or insides of her shoes every chances you get. Or place them deep in the air ducts in her car. Get creative.