You know the drill

You know the drill.
Confess.

Its hard for me to get a girlfriend so I just end up jerkin off 2 or 3 times a day

I've bragged about my IQ on 2 occasions and still cringe when I think back to it.

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I sucked off three guys this week at the same time on two separate occasions

I touch my brother at night

I got a blowjob from my best friends sister.

I am grooming my niece so we can beco e lovers. She is 8.

hott

Stop posting this shit thread dickwipe

I hate niggers, muslims, women. I love asians and wanna be an asian.

I know I am gonna be laid off and replaced so I changed all the authentication on the images that will be pushed to my workplaces new equipment.
they will have no access to there own systems, have to replace everything and won't even be able to go back to old systems
its gonna cost hundreds of thousands if not more to fix

lmao you got motive bro

I remember something similar happening in the 90s. I don’t remember exactly what happened but when they finally caught the guy he went away for a good while

I did my job and then they erased the data on the new systems by erasing my profile when they fire me
it is completely there fault when it happens. And since i am technically not an employee as of now (gonna be fired for real in 3 weeks) they are letting a person who doesn't have clearance work on there systems. they have me as temp fired already and just havent finalized it

>system imaging
>unauthable imaged pushed, oh noes
>reimage
>????
>profit

kinda dumb for a smart guy aren't you user?
Also I haven't gone to church in over a year.

I’m probably a functional alcoholic but I enjoy the way alcohol makes me feel so idk if I’ll ever stop

I want to fuck my gf's 17 year old daughter

Same. Only thing that makes me stop is the heart palpitations

was given the job so i did it, the information was stored on my profile which has been erased because the people who do that didn't realize they werent supposed to but on record I dont work there. it was then copied by the authorized people(the people who were supposed to do it) and is now waiting for new equipment.
they are solely responsible so they can try to blame me but they have no case

Have gf who is good to me. Constantly think about fucking an old coworker who is married but has expressed interest. Has sent nudes (not saved sadly cuz I’m retarded) what do??

When do you get those?

Usually when I drink too much. I’ve always had them but too much alcohol tends to trigger them more, so I have to pause between drinking activities usually for a couple weeks

I'm highkey transphobic and can't tell my friends. Like, I think trans people are an absolute plague because of how stupid they are.

Do it. Post a pic?

I relapsed which resulted in me blowing all my money on dope.

After my girlfriend broke up with me i left the house to fuck a prostitute. a week later we got back and no one knows about this

I physically can’t nut more than once every two days

Yeah, sometimes I take it too far (like last night were I got pretty drunk just playing video games), and then stop for a few days. But it doesn’t really change anything. During the week I’ll have like 4 or 5 drinks after work, just enough to not feel shitty the next day

And how old are you?

I shot 84 children

Visited my gran in a care home and masturbated in front of her naked sleeping friend in the room next door.

I am 13 y/o, gay, jerk off 3 times a day, spend most my money on lube, I am severely depressed, I want to die and I hate myself and my life, I don't want to kms however, I am very afraid of death, I use Sup Forums obsessively, I have no friends, I am a total nihilist, and Sup Forums only fuels this all, but I'm addicted.

I fed my sister a jollyrancher after sticking it up my ass

How far?

not very far

I jacked off to the thought of getting cucked by my gf

Did she like it?

i still have the nudes of my ex

and i still masturbate to her in our old times together

13? You mean 31, right? UNDERAGE ALERT?

I cant nut when my gf and I fuck so I tell her its not her. But at night, I sneak into her house and fuck her little brother wearing a mask and I chlorophorm him so hes asleep while hes getting pounded in the butt. I still dont cum but I escape before he wakes up so his parents dont think anythings wrong. I dont think theres a fetish that will make me cum so I keep doing this repeatedly until one day while out, I saw my gf banging a nigger in a broken ass car. It got me so hard. I wanted to join in but couldnt so I eagerly watched from far away stroking myself in my jeans. Then I finally came and realised my true fetish. I decided to be honest with her and our sexlife consisted of the same nigger fucking her while I watch. I would come on her face at the end. But one day I accidentally came on the nigger and he got pissed off and left. My gf broke up with me after that. So now I just fuck her brother.

Make thread and post some

I'm fat, and gay.

don't know

I touched 3 females in their sleep 1 while sleepwalking and into it and it haunts me every day and i can't help but wish i didn't do it and i'm too afriad to confess irl

Nope, 13, shotabait too, probably Mr Shove Candy Up Asses wet dream

Oooohhhkaaaayyyy.... the fuck did I read

Dawg don't trade happiness for lust. I can tell from experience that's not a good idea

UNDERAGE ALERT. MODS.

www.sobergrid.com

>I cant nut when my gf and I fuck so I tell her its not her. But at night, I sneak into her house and fuck her little brother wearing a mask and I chlorophorm him so hes asleep while hes getting pounded in the butt. I still dont cum but I escape before he wakes up so his parents dont think anythings wrong. I dont think theres a fetish that will make me cum so I keep doing this repeatedly until one day while out, I saw my gf banging a nigger in a broken ass car. It got me so hard. I wanted to join in but couldnt so I eagerly watched from far away stroking myself in my jeans. Then I finally came and realised my true fetish. I decided to be honest with her and our sexlife consisted of the same nigger fucking her while I watch. I would come on her face at the end. But one day I accidentally came on the nigger and he got pissed off and left. My gf broke up with me after that. So now I just fuck her brother.
How old is her brother?

Im addicted to diapers. Thats about it.

please leave this website for at least 5 years at a minimum

Well I've overstayed my welcome haven't I?

probly won't be around in next five years

Father user, I fucked my wife and came in her on purpose to make her miserable for 9 months and it worked. Our kid is healthy and she seems to be less of a bitch now, forgive me Father user for my sin of retribution.

Nice.

I hate my gf. When i wanted to break up she told me she will hang herself. Now, i cheated on her with my neighbor and i want to do it again

I want to fuck a trap

I've tried cleaning up, I skate and smoke to feel better

I took relationship advice from Sup Forums and it actually worked.

Thats pussy shit

Actually it's boi pucci shit

ok you've gained my respect

hah! gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

63

Staples: that was easy

Girlfriend of four years just told me that she's attracted to women and her last relationship was with a girl. Also, she has only watched girl on girl porn.

She started crying, and I got really hard.

I eat my cum after jerking off. It's so the protein is brought back into my body so I don't become a soyboy.

Fuck yeah, tell her skank ass to bring random sluts home from bars. That's what I did under a similar situation. I'm so lucky to be STD free.

my name jeff

Made me want to eat pussy side by side with her, just getting real sloppy with it.

I’ve been slowly realizing my gf is no longer who she was when I got with her and that I’m only hurting myself by staying. We haven’t had sex in months, she says it’s because her morals and that god won’t approve. I’m only staying until I have enough money to move myself and my business to another city where I can start all over. It’s been 3 years and I hate the thought of never seeing her again.

What's to forgive Son? It sounds more like you blessed her with a child to make her less miserable. God Bless.

indirectly killed someone

I’m probably too big of a pussy to do it anyways but it’s a lingering what if. But yeah probably best to not act. Thanks user

I hate my life.
Everyday is constant pain and the feeling that I let everyone who's ever put effort into me down.
I'd give anything to go back in time to keep me on the upward course I was on. I could of been in fucking medical school right now.
I've never been a MGTOW but this marriage pushed me to it. I'm really only still here because, I'm threatened with "You leave and I'll call the cops and tell them you beat me/I'll kill myself."
Just need to save enough so that, after she takes half my shit during the divorce, I'll still be some semblance of financially stable.
Women are the worst fucking creatures. You could date em for 20 yrs and as soon as you marry, BOOM, their true nature comes out.

My advice personally is accept her and be a loving caring person, and keep in touch, and then offer to be helping her with her new gf, constant take photos with them together and basically be like a friend to the gf, while getting tons of images and vids to make ur dick wet

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win win

I once beat a black kid and stoled his candy and 20 dollars

We've been together for about 3 years. We live together now. She's given me everything I've ever wanted; a roof, 4 walls, an actual bed to sleep on, food every day, occasional weed and cigs. She's the sweetest girl I've ever met and loves me despite the fact that I'm an asshole about 80% of the time.

I'm not attracted to her at all. It's not her personality, it's her body. She's about 45lbs overweight and that's my biggest turnoff. I've tried everything to get over it, retraining my brain, fapping to chubby girls, but nothing works. I love her so much but I'm just not attracted to her physically.

I'm pretty sure I'm a monster.

you need jesus

Got head from both these girls. AMA.

Maybe you should move on or try to make yourself better? Seems like you should encourage her to get healthy and exercise, but since you said you're an asshole who she is supporting you don't seem to be in a position to do that.

I am lonely and I need someone to love me.

Forgot to add that she still wants to be with me, she just felt it was time to be honest with me about that. I don't know how things will work out in the long run, but she wasn't using that as a way to say that she is moving on from our relationship.

no she is a bad person, you need to learn to find someone new, many fantastic people exist, she's just a bitch, you'll never be in a happy relationship if you do this shit

How big are those tits on the left?

Wow that's pathetic.

I did bath and jerk off in cow manure again.

huge

I killed 12 puppies cause get asked to get a rid of them ... Ether and a big hole ... Problem solved

>I killed 12 puppies cause get asked to get a rid of them ... Ether and a big hole ... Problem solved
liar liar plants for hire, those puppies would have scratched most any user fucktard

Forgive me father for I started falling for a girl 5 years younger and we were talking daily until things fell apart. Now every time we see each other we pretend the other doesn't exist but I get this to sensation in my chest like there is pressure bring put on it. I talked to my friend about this (minus telling her about the girls age) and she said that what I'm experiencing might be heartbreak or anxiety as that's what she's dealing with right now. I'm not sure though. After the girl stopped talking to me I was tempted to start dating a friend that we both had in order to make her jealous but also because said girl already had feelings for me and I just needed some emotional comfort.

I get that. But, fucking shit dude.
I've dated plenty and met some cool women but, to see that the only one I gave enough of a shit about to sacrifice what I have to make her happy turn out to be a selfish monster that successfully hid it's nature from me for the 4.5 yrs we dated and lived together...
It's given me a bleak outlook on these days.

You slam your cock down her throat until she drooled on them? Lets see more of the slut.

Its ok man ... You dont have to trust me ... And i dont have to lie ... In an annonimous confession ... Go to play with your sand

not unlike an user to make up killing things to sound cool

gave a good sloppy bj.

She looks like the type. How old is this slut? She looks like she only has a few good years left in her.