Share your secrets Anons

Share your secrets Anons.

I have 13,000,000 dollars from selling my bitcoin but still live like a poorfag in my mom's house. I'll never tell her.

I'm looking for a follow up from the guy who banged his friends girlfriend at a party after finding her in bed with some other third guy.

DID YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND?

Buy a house and don't tell her?

Why not do something with that kind of money? Jesus.

My friend feeds me her phlegm and her bf's cum

I'm not buying it.

This was a secret, but today I finally told my girlfriend today that I was planning to move back to the USA without her. Feels bad.

I want to be the little girl.

...

I don't need to, she takes care of me so I'll just keep it on the side lines until she dies. Why have to pay for shit if I don't need to?

I will someday. For now I'm just keeping it hidden away. I'd rather be cared for right now and use it when mom dies.

Dude, if you have have an obscene amount of money, attractive women will take care of you, and also fuck you. Wtf are you doing?

I play with my penis.

Fine by me, I don't need your validation

Check'd tho

I had sex with another boy when I was 11. Kinda liked it though.

proof

gay

Attractive women will take care of me for an obscene amount of money. Mom will do it free, seems like a no brainer to me but idk.

i was bullied a lot in school growing up, and dad was abusive. I'm not very social, have anxiety and a whole bunch of other issues. I had to eat cat food as a kid because we didn't have enough money for real food. You can curse me all you want. This is a tell your secrets thread, so I told mine. get off my back

Ya no shit

Thanks for the check, even if you drink cum and phlegm, that's decent of you.

I just don't understand why the boyfriend would willingly siphon himself off for some dude to drink. Seems pretty gay.

nice try, fbi

No worries Sup Forumsro

He thinks it's hot that she subs to him but doms me.

with this kind of money you can go find some therapist to help you overcome your weaknesses

Living like a poorfag is probably a good idea; probably best to invest your cash in something reputable lest the tax authorities bring down the hammer.

I'm not saying that's what I'd do with the money, I just don't get why he'd stay with his mom. It makes no sense.

I've been to 3 therapists. they can't help me.

I pay my gf to be with me.

Give us a green text of your daily life or something, you're just raising more questions.

Elaborate.

I talk shit about Europe on Sup Forums all day, but actualy i want to move there so bad.

Heh, u got me.

it would take too much green text.
basically dad and mom hated each other
still got married
dad hit and beat mom and me and my siblings
dad sexually molest us
mom divorce him but let him live with us. she turned alcoholic. finally kicked him out years later.
i can't function normal and don't wanna be alone, so even though I made a bunch on bitcoin I can't really use it because of my anxiety, when mom dies though i will be forced to be alone. she still is alcoholic and neglects me a lot but she's all i have

It's easy to live in Germany for a year. Just do a "Social year" or an "Ecological year" through the government. They'll pay you to work and live there for a year.

FWIW, I've had about a 15% "success" rate with psychiatrists. (Treatment resistant depression is tons of fun, let me tell you.) If you want to get help, you should totally try other people; if not, hey, you do you.

>Has theoretically has 13,000,000
>She's all I have

Once got dolled up as a trap and tied myself to a chair in my apartment after putting out a craigslist add to come and jack off on me. Ended the night covered in spooge. Still think back to it and wonder what might have been if I kept up and transitioned instead of succumbing to gross man mode

>Has theoretically has

My gf is only my gf because i pay her. I'm not ugly, but not amazing either, my personality is ehh because I don't care too much for other people. After years of unsuccessful dating i was tired of going through the motions. I messaged a few girls i knew asking them hypothetically if the would consider it. One of them said maybe depending on details. So we basically came up with a contract and now we are dating.

I'm convinced that there aren't actually any real trap fags on Sup Forums, and your all just posting in an effort to create a false sense of normality. You're just like the BBC posters.
It's annoying as fuck, shills go away REEEEE!!!!

Eh, think what you want but that's actually what happened. I wasn't walk down the street passable or anything but I could look a little bit cute back in the day, at least enough to garner some attention

Haa, how much are you paying her? Pics?

In college my friend (who knew my gf) was trying to get her gay friend laid (he was a virgin apparently). She told me if I fucked him she'd basically do whatever I wanted. I did it and felt disgusted with myself. I had fun with her though.

People are strange.

One time I put a jug of water on the back of a semi truck thinking it would fall off when the truck drove on the road. It didn't.

huh.

for sure

That’s a good lan because when someone steals your wallet you will need for her to pay for everything g again.

user ain’t no fool.

I helped my friend in turning my mom into his fucktoy. Was the middle man in the process, I find it really hot that she's fucking him

Did he fuck your ass?

I was about to be a part of an orgy (me, my friend and two girls) but we were to wasted to even get erection (3 days non stop drinking booze and MDMA)

no i fucked his

I discovered porn when I was about ten. parents found out, freaked out, and took me to therapy.

I'm lucky it didn't damage my sexuality to badly.

Give us that green text, spice up the thread

u like it?

GreenText. I want to hear the deal with the girl, the encounter with the guy, and the reward with the girl. This is a story with a beginning, middle, and end. A truly archetypal hero story.

greentext

Back in college when I was hitchhiking one night I let a guy blow me until I came in his mouth. I told him “I can’t .......”but couldn’t bring myself to say “I can’t kiss you” and he finished my sentence and said “you can’t do me back? That’s ok. I just want to blow you”.

Funny thing I was before I said that, I had expected I would have to blow him back but I just couldn’t kiss him -too gross. Was glad in the end that I got a blow job since I was in quite a dry spell and bonus that I didn’t have to suck him in return. And thank god no kissing.

Last summer I watched my daughter sucking dick and being face fucked by my boss

THE DUBS COMMAND A GREENTEXT

I don't even want to know, but, what did you get out of it?

>gf's friend "Stacy" and I are hanging out
>had known Stacy for a few years before i met my gf and she knew I thought she was hot
>she invites her gay best friend Jake over
>dude is awkward but pretty chill
>everything is uneventful
>few days later Stacy asked me what I thought of him
>basically said he seemed like an alright dude
>she said he had a crush on me and i was kinda grossed out
>conversation progressed and she told me he was a virgin and was having trouble losing his v card
>long story short she told me if i fucked him she'd let me do whatever i wanted with her all day
>figured it was a trap since she was tight with my gf back then
>jokingly accepted thinking she'd tell my gf
>few days go by and Stacy kept quiet actually
>weekish later she tells me to meet her at her dorm to do it
>dont wanna do it but i really wanted to fuck her
>roll over to her dorm
>jake is in her dorm
>we all start shooting the shit and knocking a few drinks back
>jake looked like he was about to have an anxiety attack the entire time
>stacy basically says she'll be back later so we can have some privacy
>room is dead quiet for like 5 minutes after she leaves
>basically say "so you wanna...."
>he says yes
>i'm not sucking or touching his dick. It's bad enough he's a skinny manlet.
>I basically unzip my fly and get my dick out
>he comes over and starts blowing me
>lotta teeth not very good but i managed to get semi hard
>we go to stacy's bed and he lays down
>grab some lube she left on her nightstand
>slide into his ass
>close my eyes and try not to think about what i'm doing
>like 10-15 minutes later i finally cum in his ass
>we get cleaned up and dressed then go back to drinking in the living room part of her dorm
>Stacy comes back and we all just drink for the rest of the night till we all fall asleep

one more part

$500 a week plus free room and board. It was $650 a week before she moved in.

My man delivers.

Reverse image search checks out.

Look man, If you can afford to pay this girl 2,000 a month plus room and board, you clearly have the assets to find yourself a real girlfriend.

Got a nice pay rise for keeping my mouth shut about it. He still uses her sometimes but never saw it again.

Either way id technically be paying them. I'm fine with this arrangement, it gives us clear boundaries, and I didn't have to go through the hoop jumping of dating any longer. We are actually pretty fond of each other. This arrangement seemed to create a healthier relationship.

i have been watching porn since i was 7

Did you have the good sense to wrap your willy?

AH JESUS CHRISTAH

On my birthday, two of my pals were up for having a threesome with me. But one of them got so into the other that I got up and went to play videogames, leaving them there on my bed. Nothing quite like feeling trapped and suicidal on your birthday.

If you say so, man. I just don't see where the necessary loyalty or trust enters into the relationship. Seems like she'd bleed you dry if she had the chance.

If you stopped paying her, what would happen?

Has it had an effect on your sexuality?

Dude.

>next day Stacy text me thanking me for what I did
>I felt disgusted with myself because I cheated and it was a guy
>she basically tells me whenever i'm ready for her part of the deal to give her a call
>set the date for like a week and a half later
>show up at her dorm
>she hands me her bong and tells me to sit down on the couch
>sitting on the couch hitting the bong and she walks up drops to her knees in front of me
>she gets my pants undone and starts sucking my cock
>sit back hiting the bong while she blows me.
>feels good
>end up cumming in her mouth and she swallows
>she loads another bowl and we pass it back and forth till it's dead
>she ask me if I want anything else
>i tell her i want anal
>she excuses herself
>comes back like 5 minutes later with lube
>get her clothes off and mine
>she's on my lap on the couch, we're making out and im fingering her ass trying to get it ready
>after i get three fingers in she grabs my dick and slides it in her ass
>she just rides me for what felt like forever
>it feels great though, tighter than my gfs ass
>finally I cum
>we end up taking a shower to clean off
>I end up spending the night
>we fuck all night long. I end up fucking her ass again.
>week later she even gives me another blowjob after an exam
>she never told my gf either

my sexuality is fucked, but there are a number of other reasons i can attribute that to

no he was a virgin. I didn't wrap with either of them.

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I felt bad because they were embarrassed, and I tried to let them keep some modesty, but my colleagues were much less gracious.

Such as?

I only masturbate to horses, horse girls, horse asses, and horseshit because it absolute me turns me on since I can remember. Here's an exert of my fap folder, check the time as a timestamp if you don't believe me

Let me tell you about my girlfriend's daughter. She's always been kind of a bitch, wouldn't mind, sneaking out at night, that sort of thing. So when she hit 18, I told her "Get a job because if you continue to live with us, you're going to pay rent". I wasn't going to charge her much, maybe $75 a month, just to give her the feel of what it was going to be like when she actually did move out.

Well, after about 2 months of no job, and no attempt to find a job, I said "You've got one more week, then the free ride is over". I could tell she still didn't take this seriously. After another week I called her into the living room and she she stood there with a look that was half screw you and half like she didn't know what I was talking about.

"Well, did you get any work?" I asked her.

"No, nobody is hiring."

This is total bullshit, as we are surrounded by fast food joints, restaurants, grocery stores, you name it. An 18 year old could get hired around here definitely within a week, and after 9 weeks, this was clearly nothing more than her refusing to look for work. Well, this means that the ball is in my court. I told her the free ride was going to be over, and over it shall be.

"OK, I told you but you don't listen. You're an adult now and you're going to earn your keep around here one way or another. Get over here and sit down."

She half walked, have arrogantly strode to the chair I was pointing at. I stood directly in front of her and said "Goddamn it, look at me when I'm talking to you". She looked up at me with that defiant teenage slacker look.

ZZIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP

The look on her face when I flopped my cock out mere inches from her lips was about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like someone religious that has just been told there is no God. I just waved it in front of her face, half hard now and bouncing lewdly at her. First time 10 years I had ever seen this little cunt speechless. I pressed the rather large head of my dick to her lips

cont?

Did'ja grow up on a farm?

abusive mother who then left, social isolation for a number of years and autism

If we broke the agreement she has 3 months to move out or start paying half of the expenses.

Trust isn't an issue. She has two "days off" a week and one weekend a month. She is free to do what she wants on those days.

She has her own room for her days off but the rest of the time she sleeps in mine.

Shutup with this crap

also my parents are 1st cousins so i'm a certified retard

What? It's all fair for me

"Open up deary. This is your rent and you are going to pay it once a week until you can start paying cash."

After a few seconds hesitation, she slowly parted her lips, I guess she didn't feel she could fight about it. I put both hands on the back of her head and began to fuck her soft, warm, wet little mouth. Not too deep at first, but as we went on, I'd go in deep enough to reach the beginning of her throat every 5 strokes or so, make her gag a little. After a bit she began to take part in this, probably to get it over with. She started sucking cock instead of just getting mouth fucked. After a few minutes more of this I couldn't take it anymore. With no warning at all, I deep pumped her mouth for all it was worth about 5 times and then started pumping sperm into her throat. Evidently she had a real "drink or drown" mentality like you'll find with some girls, because she swallowed it down as fast as i could pump it out.

I made her clean my cock off, then as I put my cock away, she quickly got up to leave.

"See you next week sweetie. Remember, rent is due every Friday". She gave me the finger over her shoulder and left.

This went on for about 2 months. I think she just became more comfortable with sucking dick once a week than having to work a job 40 hours a week. Typical woman. So basically I realized that even this solution wasn't working, so I'd have to take it up a notch.

One Friday she came home to pay the rent. But I told her, "Nope, rents gone up. Get naked." You should have seen the Oh shit look on her face. She clearly didn't expect this. Even though she'd been sucking me off for 2 months, she'd never been naked in front of me, so she was somewhat apprihensive. So I told her gently as possible, "There's no need to be embarresed. Remember, I'm the guy that does the laundry when you're not here. I've seen your shitty underwear before."

Jesus man, you're using your mother like a slave. She's probably feeling like a failed with son like you and you're prepared to let her die with that perception of you... I mean, go ahead it's just... damn that's mean

Take a seat young Skywalker.

>damn that's mean
he's a hard bastard, that one

I'm just trying to understand what's up. Why not improve the living conditions of your family? Why wait until she dies?

i see no problem. she's a woman, she's going to be sucking dick her whole life, just like i've been eating pussy my whole life. this guy is just reality based, as am i. it is what it is.

I respect your choices bruddah. Can I have $100k so I can buy a speedboat?

You'd have no problem pimping your daughter?
TAKE A SEAT.

With that, she slowly and somewhat reluctantly started to take off her shirt and her jeans. Then we got to that point where girls think you're going to let them keep their bra and panties on. Silly silly girls. "Take everything off" I told her. I could almost see her hands trembling as she undid her bra hooks and let it fall to the floor. She did that cute little thing where they try to cover their tits with their arms. "Going to be tough to get those panties off like that isn't it?" Finally excepting fate, she uncovered this sweet little tits and slid her grey panties (that for some reason said Pink on them) down to her ankles then kicked them off to the side.

I just stood and stared for a minute. This was the first time I'd ever seen her bare assed naked. She's got a nice little rack and a fat little pussy with some of the most light wispy blonde/brown fur I'd ever seen. She finally broke the moment by saying, "Well, what now?" Evidently she was tired of just standing there being gawked at. "Let's go to your bedroom, It's more comfortable", I answered. God I loved that sweet little jiggle her ass cheeks did as she walked ahead of me.

well, granted, it's not my daughter, it's a step daughter, and she is a real fucking bitch. maybe that is the different

Yeah the same for me. I know it's his display of power as well, but I get actually paid for it so I don't see a problem. She also doesn't have the slightest problem with having a sugar daddy.
The only "fucked up thing" was me watching it that one time. But I was shocked as I walked up on them and he just told me to sit there until he's done.

Green Text appreciation.

>green text is a pain in the ass

I told her to go doggy on her bed. She thought she knew what was coming because once she had gone all fours, she said "We don't have any condoms", to which i replied "We don't need any condoms". While she was still trying to figure that one out, I took the small tube of hydrocortisone cream from my pocket and squirted some on my index finger. After rubbing it quickly between my finger and thumb I quickly inserted my index finger up to the 2nd knuckle into her tight, tight little asshole. She damn near jumped out of the bed when I did that, and god you should have heard her squeak. I got about a "no" and a "don't" before I pushed my big cock head up against that sweet little rosebud. One more squirt of hydrocortisone and I was buried in that ass. God you should have heard the moan. It was like panzers going into Paris.

It wasn't long before I was just buring my cock in that sweet greasy little asshole, and she was loving it. I don't know this for a fact, but her moaning and whining kind of gave it away. I was giving her a reach around, working that clit and she was on and off just coming like hell. We turned over and she rode me reverse cowgirl, taking hard cock up the ass like a fucking champ. By the time I blew my load, she was hollaring like a little girl and coming buckets from anal.

Next week I'm taking her to the Planned Paranthood deadbeat place for some free birth control pills. Get where I'm going with this?

And you fucking sat down.