ITT: Characters that are literally you

ITT: Characters that are literally you.

i thought that was seth rogen for a minute. have they ever worked together? i'd like to see that, maybe he could elevate rogen's performance

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>decent looking guy, having a good job
>Not many friends and single because of job, work 3rd shift
>Watch drive for the first time ever
>Changes my life, I want to be Driver
>Get my haircut like Driver and start wearing clothes like Driver, no Scorpion jacket because I'm not Autistic
>Start behaving like Driver. Quiet but cool.
>Buy brand new 2011 Mustang GT 5.0 because Driver drove one and I make enough so fuck it.
>Start eating at this little diner erry night, staff remembers me, always saves me a spot
>qt pie waitress always chats me up, gives me free pie
>I reciprocate but remain vague and brooding. Waitress wants me
>Ask her if she wants to go for a drive. She gladly accepts
>Cruise the night listening to Drive soundtrack
>Drop her off at her apartment, ask if I want to come inside for coffee
>Oh fuck yes
>Play it cool, brood for a sec, reply with a "...yeah" simple
>We fuck
>Waitress and I start dating
>Keep up my Driver shlick
>She introduces me to her friends, they think I'm cool as fuck
>Some of her dude friends start wearing skinny jeans, white tees like me. Holy fuck lol.
>One night her and I are sit down to watch a movie on demand
>She's browsing movies, stops on Drive
>Oh fuck...
>"You seen this yet user?"
>Shit shit shit play it cool man, what would Driver do
>Brood for a sec "...nah. it's not my thing"
>Ended up watching Bridesmaids

Still dating today and still doesn't know I've been Ryan Gosling for 4+ years

he ends up with the girl though, that's nice.

William H. Macy's character from the same film, except I was never smart

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nigger you are face blind

>Watch Gilbert Grape
>He looks exactly the same

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Your parents took advantage of you?

Is there a character who is melancholic, handsome and stays at home most of his time not giving a fuck about anything, except for when the weekend comes and gets wasted with his friends?

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All fat "people" look the same.

This right here.

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Like this but significantly bigger penis and no autism.

I guess that means you're a pretty decent person, OP.