Realistically what are my chances of getting laid if i'm a 120lbs, 5'8 skinny dude?

Realistically what are my chances of getting laid if i'm a 120lbs, 5'8 skinny dude?

I always wear long sleeves to hide my skinny wrists and body, how do i get confident in my own body?

>how do i get confident in my own body?

Eat more pork rectums.

They make you big and strong
They make your penis long.

Eat more pork rectums.
Rectum erections are the best

She'll thank you for it

Fuck you

Plenty of 5'8 guys get girls. Maybe not the skinny ones, though, so start working out.
Skinny wrists = massive-appearing forearms once you get them gains. See them as beneficial.
And if you look like a fag, just be a gay muscly fitboi.
If you don't want to do any of that, your last option is to be a trap.

ok bro

Why do Sup Forums people think it's all about dick size, height and weight? Seriously, is that all you can come up with?

>thinking women care about anything else

1. Depends on how confident and / or cool and stylish you are.

2. Depends on how much you’re flirting with women

3. Depends on how hot the woman in question is, and her taste

4. Attractiveness for men is more based on character & behavior than on appearance. Yes, appearance matters, but vibe is more important.

the dumb one don't, but I don't care about them

>Depends on how much you’re flirting with women
How do i flirt with women bro?

>ok bro
Dost thou fucking doubt me? I said the truth, whether you believe it or not.
This thread will die, since no one gives a shit about some skinnyboi when there's 50 porn .webm threads to enjoy.
Be muscly, gayboi, trap, or a suicide statistic. Your choice.

Be funny. Not mean funny, just quick with a clever joke. Show respect, and you'll be fine.

samefaggot

Because young men have have been coopted to think that they are women and need to be pretty like women.

Talk to them. Joke and be playful with them. Show them you’re not afraid to bust their balls in a funny way. Sexualize conversation in a playful way. Use words to make them smile

Just because you like you’re boys to be big muscly bears doesn’t mean all women want them.

OP in my experience (5’10, 140lbs) there are girls who will look at you like an Adonis and girls that will purposely pretend not to even notice you are there. I think, similar to how men have fetishes for various sized girls, the same works on reverse. You just need to know where to look.

That being said, absolutely hit the gym, try and gain weight and muscle. It will (slightly) help with getting the shallow types. The ones that are worthwhile will be more interested in who you are and what you have to offer. You won’t have much to offer if you lack confidence in who you are. Gaining weight doesn’t just help you look better but you’ll be surprised how after even a short dedication to improvement, how much you’ll feel better and much simpler it is to be happy.

The first thing you need to do is. not having a feminist part in your pants. because every American has no balls. Eat more and exercise. or less if you are fat. fuck your mother foolish. thanks for your time. I'm going back in public. I'm sorry for my English.

Maintain eye contact and be Man to woman in your communication

I tried gaining weight since i was 18, i just can't eat 5000calories a day, i'm too poor and have no time ( going to uni ), hypermetabolism fucked me up and going to the gym won't help.

I don't know if i should maybe just buy mass gainers and drink them all day long.

>be Man to woman in your communication
?

There’s a way that boys communicate to women, and a way that men communicate to women.

It’s a vibe thing, a posture thing, a tone of voice thing, a way of being that is manly at its core. Just look her in the eyes and communicate like a man. Solid. Grounded. Unapologetic. Capable. Secure. Easy. Strong. Comfortable. Willing to challenge. Willing to walk away or engage with equal ease.

I'm 5'8" and currently swimming in pussy.

What happened? I started treating women like pieces of meat. I DONT want to be their friend. I don't want to be their bf. I want to fuck.

I provide terrible music and terrible alcohol. The weed is good though. Women love to come over and spend the night.

It makes all the difference in the world.

Step 1. Meet them, make them laugh, don't compliment them.
Step 2. Invite them over, never take them out or spend money on them. It doesn't work, if a women wants to fuck, she will.
Step 3. Don't get drunk yourself when she comes over, be alone not with friends, try to fuck her.

to sugar excludes fat unusual. like more sugar. and your body was thinking that you are not eating and using sugar in fat production. The truth is that nobody is better than anyone simply some easier person and you are more difficult. Use of the mind and you can do strong in no time.

And how do i know which one is mine?
Anyway to develop this eye contact and posture thing?

She feels what you feel. She will react to this way of being by either trying to throw you off your vibe somehow and get you reacting, or she will get giggly and responsive and quiet.

Remember that women are naturally more agreeable, and men are naturally more disagreeable. Which means that she is more prone to fall into agreeing with you if you stay strong. You do that, and she’ll be attracted

About not being able to gain weight: you didn’t consume enough. You do not need 5000cal. You’re not Michael Phelps. At most, you’d need like 3500, and that’s gonna be a dirty ass bulk at that. I can say with 99% certainty that you either didn’t actually count your calories, or you counted them inaccurately. Weight gain is a very simple equation of calories in vs calories out. Get my fitness pal (phone app) and watch your calories only add up to 1700 a day. I’ve been there.

Second: mass gainers are good if you physically struggle to consume enough in the day. Mass gainers are good as breakfast replacements personally; in the morning I have no appetite but if I’m gonna eat enough I simply must eat something in the morning. Protein shakes are the bros secret weapon.

you let that incel propaganda cloud your mind, didn't you user? there are dudes who are as ugly as a pile of dead fetuses and the whole lot of dark souls enemies combined yet they can still land chicks that look like fucking wonder woman, i dont think your physical condition is an excuse for not getting laid.

Thanks man, what's the difference between protein shakes and weight gainers?
Which ones should i buy?

I thought about starting to "bulk" i guess, but do home and bodyweight exercises only, what do you think?

Truth

Develop by practicing. Feel the solid manliness inside of you, and interact from that part of you. Stand as a man does. Try to feel how a man does. Fake it til you make of it you have to. I’ve met plenty of skinny manlet fags who have a solid masculine vibe

Women are not things. You are a very fucking person. I fart with your mouth. to use a more important person that you are is stupid. If you are my son it was your death. female dog.

You Will be a nice bottom op

Yeah it's more psychological, i'm not bad looking, girls hit on me before and asked for my number directly, but i come from a fucked up family with a hyper religious mother and no father, and when there was a step father we had constant fights.
Basically i'm unable to open up to women, can't touch them or get sexual with them, i have no idea what to do and i lay it all on my body, i guess it's the easier thing to do.

This op

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In same boat as you OP, except gay & too hairy to go for twink/trap look. Stay strong brother

Yes they are.

Things to fuck

gay No pardon for the truth. Butter and cheese and ham and you order and have fat in no time. I do not understand why skeleton people do not die. It is ridiculous.

Protein shakes are made to get extra protein, mass gainers are for extra calories. Mass gainers are for skinny boys who think they’re eating enough when they really aren’t XD you’re best off having a combination of the two, and slowly weening of mass gainer and replacing it with actual nutritious foodstuffs. Peanut butter is your best friend.

Home/body weight will only get you so far. Free weight lifting is the final path to aesthetic. I’d suggest you start in the deep end, find a lifting buddy or look into a trainer (if at uni there are lots of fitness majors looking for practice, make friends). If you don’t have the means, absolutely work out at home because it’s better than nothing. But you should always be working towards actual lifting, home lifting isn’t sustainable.

They are not things. You are a curse on the world. My sisters was the friend with you you were killed. and cut your penis. good luck using naked girls afterwards without a penis. fagot

I weigh less and I get laid you're fine kid just sprinkle some confidence and emotional stability in your life, and be comfortable with yourself :)