I'll start
>go on plan
>sleep
>omg sick dream
>finally found my family
>or did i ?
I'll start
>go on plan
>sleep
>omg sick dream
>finally found my family
>or did i ?
Yeah that's a little more cryptic than vague.
inception
inception
>some guy without a nose fails to kill me when i was one
>kills my parents instead
>9 years later get kidnapped by half giant
>forced to buy a 10 inch stick
>take train to a school
>nose guy tries to kill me again
>turns out he is the most powerful person alive
>tfw most powerful person alive fails to kill a 10 year old
something tells me it's harry potter, but it also might be something else.
harry potter
correct
>in montana
>some dude comes thru on a helicopter
>tells me to get in
>lolwut
>go anyway
>stay for about a night
>some people die
>get out on a jeep
>don't come back
>father left me
>mother died
>village hates me
>become the village chief lol
>I hate Niggers
American history X ?
Ok, here goes
> orphan teenager, poor af
> step-parents killed because war lol
> fuck now what
> crazy ex-military hobo appears
> no choice, go with him
> teen becomes military hero
Nope
>high school
>fuck off school
>fuck off russia
>wave gun
>merica fuck yeah
>there's this guy
>he somewhere
>actions where performed
>everything is good now
> be blacc
> wanna welfare
> get job moving vegetable
> grow up
>go to war
>never got to kill anyone
>mad because i never got to kill anyone
Bugs life?
but... he had a nose the first time
>be a hitman
>loli wants to fuck me
>die before getting to fuck loli
last action hero?
Cars 3
full metal jacket
Hacksaw Ridge?
>cool butt
>cool mouth
>time to sow
The Professional
...
he never wanted to kill anyone in the first place though
nope
It was Die Hard with a Vengeance
Die Hard with Vengeance
COMMANDO
>dude named dude looks for job
>dude named dude kills everybody
>Be John Malkovich
Red dawn
no guesses?
jughead?
>cowboys
>mmmmm.....balls....
Do you mean Jarhead?
fuck, meant jarhead
red dawn? the old one (1984)
JARhead, you jarhead :)
no clue. what is it?
Not a movie but very popular video game
>guy goes on mission
>fails, has to do it again but its longer now
>turns out he was ADAM
Ok, here's a hint.
He had a sister he didn't know about.
Wolverines!!!
>boss is major asshole
>take boss' job
>fuck yo breadfruits
>happily ever after with native QT
star wars? 4-5-6
>refugee founds himself lost
>some kid help him to escape the police
>Calls home
Bingo
correct
>probation
>escape to find riches
>find something of the sort
>get fired
>get drunk
>have yard sale
>get more drunk
>i wasnt even drunk that one time
kek
"Everything must go"
>if i pull that off, will you die?
>wake up
>see farm
>fuck horse
>not actually horse.jpg
>am a cumdog
>innovative doctor wants to see people shit in others people's mouth
>"meh, I'll just stitch them together"
keked
ET
Mulan?
Yup!
>house is almost kill
>cool friends
>cool hole
>cool bad guys
>cool weird stones
>house is not kill
I wonder what this could be? There are so many films where that happens.
win
Bareback Mountain.
Miss Peregrine's?
>Diane leaves Sam
>turns to prostitution
>gets pimped out by Batman and Fonzie
nope.
nope think 80's with fat guy, monster and chink
>go to mars
>o shit ded
>waitno.jpg
>survive on mars
>be iron man and escape
total recall?
nope
Surprised no one has figured this out
Yessir
monster house?
>bald american ex-somtehing
>alcohol problem, depression
>'Murica can only be saved by a raging alcoholic
>Guns, explosions, pew pew pew
>Saved the day
ant-man?
>2 girls
>1 cup
the martian
2 girls 1 cup?
nope. 80's cult classic.
Suprised no one has figured this one out
Cars 3?
Forest Gump
Nope
>blonde chick cheats on her beloved boyfriend
>boyfriend retaliates
>chick goes apeshit crazy, dedicates her life to murder him and his friends
Bingo!
New one:
>be dumb
>meet Elvis
>go to Vietnam
>become millionaire
>run a lot
Night shift?
>president fucked a girl scout
>start fake war to cover it up because elections are in 2 weeks
any bruce willis movie?
forrest gump
real life
Star Wars?
kill bill
Nope
>eat chocolate
>be named after bunch of trees
I see you a true fan of the movie, Correct!
Yeah that one was easy.
>earth ded
>robot fun time
>fat ppl
>earth no longer as ded
no
>Real Life
Why do I get the feeling this is what's going to happen in the 2020 Election?
Yuuup