I'll start

I'll start

>go on plan
>sleep
>omg sick dream
>finally found my family
>or did i ?

Yeah that's a little more cryptic than vague.

inception

inception

>some guy without a nose fails to kill me when i was one
>kills my parents instead
>9 years later get kidnapped by half giant
>forced to buy a 10 inch stick
>take train to a school
>nose guy tries to kill me again
>turns out he is the most powerful person alive
>tfw most powerful person alive fails to kill a 10 year old

something tells me it's harry potter, but it also might be something else.

harry potter

correct

>in montana
>some dude comes thru on a helicopter
>tells me to get in
>lolwut
>go anyway
>stay for about a night
>some people die
>get out on a jeep
>don't come back

>father left me
>mother died
>village hates me
>become the village chief lol

>I hate Niggers

American history X ?

Ok, here goes
> orphan teenager, poor af
> step-parents killed because war lol
> fuck now what
> crazy ex-military hobo appears
> no choice, go with him
> teen becomes military hero

Nope

>high school
>fuck off school
>fuck off russia
>wave gun
>merica fuck yeah

>there's this guy
>he somewhere
>actions where performed
>everything is good now

> be blacc
> wanna welfare
> get job moving vegetable
> grow up

>go to war
>never got to kill anyone
>mad because i never got to kill anyone

Bugs life?

but... he had a nose the first time

>be a hitman
>loli wants to fuck me
>die before getting to fuck loli

last action hero?

Cars 3

full metal jacket

Hacksaw Ridge?

>cool butt
>cool mouth
>time to sow

The Professional

...

he never wanted to kill anyone in the first place though

nope

It was Die Hard with a Vengeance

Die Hard with Vengeance

COMMANDO

>dude named dude looks for job
>dude named dude kills everybody

>Be John Malkovich

Red dawn

no guesses?

jughead?

>cowboys
>mmmmm.....balls....

Do you mean Jarhead?

fuck, meant jarhead

red dawn? the old one (1984)

JARhead, you jarhead :)

no clue. what is it?

Not a movie but very popular video game
>guy goes on mission
>fails, has to do it again but its longer now
>turns out he was ADAM

Ok, here's a hint.
He had a sister he didn't know about.

Wolverines!!!

>boss is major asshole
>take boss' job
>fuck yo breadfruits
>happily ever after with native QT

star wars? 4-5-6

>refugee founds himself lost
>some kid help him to escape the police
>Calls home

Bingo

correct

>probation
>escape to find riches
>find something of the sort

>get fired
>get drunk
>have yard sale
>get more drunk
>i wasnt even drunk that one time

kek

"Everything must go"

>if i pull that off, will you die?

>wake up
>see farm
>fuck horse
>not actually horse.jpg
>am a cumdog

>innovative doctor wants to see people shit in others people's mouth
>"meh, I'll just stitch them together"

keked

ET

Mulan?

Yup!

>house is almost kill
>cool friends
>cool hole
>cool bad guys
>cool weird stones
>house is not kill

I wonder what this could be? There are so many films where that happens.

win

Bareback Mountain.

Miss Peregrine's?

>Diane leaves Sam
>turns to prostitution
>gets pimped out by Batman and Fonzie

nope.

nope think 80's with fat guy, monster and chink

>go to mars
>o shit ded
>waitno.jpg
>survive on mars
>be iron man and escape

total recall?

nope

Surprised no one has figured this out

Yessir

monster house?

>bald american ex-somtehing
>alcohol problem, depression
>'Murica can only be saved by a raging alcoholic
>Guns, explosions, pew pew pew
>Saved the day

ant-man?

>2 girls
>1 cup

the martian

2 girls 1 cup?

nope. 80's cult classic.

Suprised no one has figured this one out

Cars 3?

Forest Gump

Nope

>blonde chick cheats on her beloved boyfriend
>boyfriend retaliates
>chick goes apeshit crazy, dedicates her life to murder him and his friends

Bingo!

New one:
>be dumb
>meet Elvis
>go to Vietnam
>become millionaire
>run a lot

Night shift?

>president fucked a girl scout
>start fake war to cover it up because elections are in 2 weeks

any bruce willis movie?

forrest gump

real life

Star Wars?

kill bill

Nope

>eat chocolate
>be named after bunch of trees

I see you a true fan of the movie, Correct!

Yeah that one was easy.

>earth ded
>robot fun time
>fat ppl
>earth no longer as ded

no

>Real Life

Why do I get the feeling this is what's going to happen in the 2020 Election?

Yuuup