Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

I don't know why i even read that.

I'm going to enjoy going to my HS reunions to see all those chads grow old and fat working at a used car lot kek

>life is all about this one thing
>if you don't do that thing, life is over
>forever
Have you tried not being a teenager?
Also, this is stale pasta.

tHIS pASTA aGAIN???

I dated a girl with cerebral palsy senior year, so I guess I have that.

Stop posting this shit.

I joined the marching band. As long as you are in the trumpet section or drumline, you get all the friends and flag poon you could want.

it takes a special kind of petty and miserable person to keep thinking about their high school days as an adult.

>not being a young chad before a midlife collapse
sad

>2013

id love to see what this couple is up to now and whether theyre still together

Pretty true. Once I realized that natural selection left me out I accepted it.
There's something calming about knowing you are not part of that game and can carry on, finding fulfillment in other things.

oh, good for you! And how was it?!

gr8 h8 b8 m8 ir8 8/8

okay but you have to admit, being a music chad is both much easier and produces better results than being a muscle chad.

i got so much ass from age 14-18 being a guitar player in a local band. i was slaying single moms before any of you what single moms were.

this dumb shit gave me cancer. i swear only newfags post these fucking horrible copypastas.

Yeah who gives a fuck

When I was 13 i took a 16 year old's virginity. I even made her bleed the second time I fucked her.

I wasn't even a jock. Quite the opposite. It's not hard to get laid if you aren't a complete loser.

I was sometimes teased for it but it was well worth it.

Lol I was actually at this game recording play for the opposing team. This is at Osceola Highschool in Kissimmee.

I'm still the same shape and size i was at hig school
6/3" 12 stone
vegan
all the chads from school are either bald and divorced or fat and married to some fat bitch who he hates
43 no wife no kids
play cubase all day long most days
do some shows
do some dj-ing

>still falling for the 3D wife jew

Your life is meaningless, everything you have ever loved and done is for the benefit of Israel

WAKE UP

lol, @ OP who is currently on unemployment because his football career didn’t pan out.

what made it worth it? why'd you stop dating, or did you?

Yes, but I have no viral diseases, and neither will my children.

Time to post about my jock tf fetish

*venereal
you're welcome

is this a thing? why is this a thing?

Meh. I caught up in my mid 20s. /fit/ is your friend. As are hook up sites. Numbers game, bros. It's all a numbers game.

I was the one who shitted in the urinal

Please stop. I know how much of a failure I am. Dont make kill myself...or do I actually dunno

She was and is the kindest, most caring person I've ever met. She has a terrible speech impediment so after school we'd go to her house, cuddle up together and I'd help her talk without having a panic attack.
Didn't stop dating her, I married her.

Whatever. I got mad pussy when I turned 18. Also is this pasta?

>Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars
gayest thing I've ever heard, and I took a girls v-card at 16

Oh my god that's adorable and I want to cry. Have a happy life you beautiful sonuvabitch

Idk but i jack off to these images

Wow this is actually mad true. I accepted it long ago though. I'm a gay fag anyway so this was never a possibility in the first place.

tfw actually was having sex when 15
>hue

>6'3" 168 lbs
turbo lanklet, girls find you weird

Fuck you nigger xp waste.

I usually just hide these threads, but now I think I'll post that I usually hide these threads before I hide this thread. Same goes for other cancer threads. Bye!

Thanks. She still stutters all the time, except when we have sex which is amusing.

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this is funny to me. you do you, Sup Forumsro

Well hello
I’m Hugh
Hugh Janess
Asshole

Complete bullshit. Life up to the point that you graduate from high school is nothing. Athletics, girlfriends, all this shit OP goes on about disappears for the vast majority of the people who have it at that moment. Most high school athletes are not good enough to play their sport at the college level. Most people who go on to college end up meeting new people and end up with new partners when they do or within a year. The meaningless, transitive shit you do from birth to 18 (give or take) has no bearing on your life and by the time you make it to 30 is forgotten or discarded by almost all of us.

The guy and girl in OP's picture are most likely going on to a miserable adult life if they spend it focusing on their accomplishments and status in high school. The people around them move on to better things.

that's pretty hot.

Oldfag here (34),

Ya sure myself and the other nerds didn't get much action in HS, but now we all have very high paying jobs (I have a 6 figure salary working for a tech company) and all of the jocks I know got degrees in bullshit subjects, and are poor. In fact I'm friends on Facebook with the most popular jock (The Chad Thundercock of my school), and he's struggling to provide Christmas presents for his kids.

So sure, if you miss out on the first part of your life, you (generally) will be more successful on the second part, the part where you have kids, and I'm pretty sure the jock i mentioned would agree with me that it's the most important part.

Also, I got my 4 year old EVERYTHING and more she wanted on her christmas list. So who's missing out on what? lol

Bullshit.

Oldfag here. Only stupid younglings think that life happens between 14 and 18. I was a nerd at that age. Studied, did computer stuff (not gaming, that's for losers), not many friends, no girls. 41 now. Fucking hot chicks 18 to 20 all the time, 6 figures salary, traveling 6 weeks per year, taking a year off starting April. My life started after I turned 25 and there is not much indication it will get worse soon. My school's chads though - married to fat chicks their age, working their ass off in low wage jobs, getting fat. No thanks. I'll take the good 30 years (or more) starting 25 over the good 4 teenage years any time. Also, AMA. How to turn from loser to happy and stay happy.

I'm 759620867. Looks like we share the same fate.

hahah I was just reading that going "woah, what are the odds"

Feels good, doesn't it?

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I pursued music; what are the odds that I'll actually find a wife?

It's not really that hot, it actually breaks my heart when she wants to say something to me but she can't get the words out, and starts tearing it because of it.

>Feels good, doesn't it?

Absolutely. 25 years high school reunion was a real eye opener. Best part was how the already divorced former hotties were after me since I got the money, I'm fit, I turned into decent person. Without any resent I turned two of them down, knowing there are two hot chicks 19 and 22 years I regularly meet. Life is sweet.

I meant the not stuttering during sex. I can imagine the rest would be rather sad. Also, check'd

Enjoy being a sad edgy faggot for the rest of your life, OP. Just don't bring the rest of us down with you

false

Disgusting.
Kys

As much as I can understand that finding a soul mate is a life goal for many, I chose a different path. Hence I cannot answer that question.

Regarding 'I pursued music': Women like successful men, they like winners. After the age of 20, the emo wannabe artist goes dry. So your question's answer boils down to the question: "Are you a successful musician?".

I almost feel like the Chad Thundercocks lied about their experiances more than they actually happened. I mean everyone had crazy strict parents that wanted to know where we were. I remember thinking "theres no way he did that, his mother set a curfew of 9pm for him"

So mostly it's media and lies, most don't have that awesome of an experience lol

I'm still very young, so I guess at this point the question is: am I a driven musician? I would say the answer is yes. Thanks for the answer Sup Forumsro

Sometimes it's endearing. Once she woke up before me and was reading a book out loud to herself when I woke up and she got all flustered when she realized I was awake and listening to her.
Which part is disgusting?

I'm in love with your relationship

True. On the other hand I'm doing really dirty thing with 18 year old chicks. They certainly have played down their experiences back then.

Never would I have believed how naughty these little sluts are and how eager they are to do these things with older guys instead of chad. Being fit, having money and being cultivated goes far. Sure, they want the "fucking the captain of the team"-experience. It gets boring quickly for them as far as I can tell. But they can't get enough of the lifestyle I can offer them.

>So mostly it's media and lies, most don't have that awesome of an experience lol
>defense mode: initiate
speak for yourself lol, my parents didn't get in the way of me laying pipe as long as my grades stayed up in AP classes

That's exactly what I not mean. Nobody cares for your motivation to do or to be good at something. Success is the only measure. Be successful or stay dry.

The world is full of losers who 'tried their best'. They are all forgotten quickly. If I were you I would keep music as a hobby and get education to something that's more promising in terms of money.

That's nice to hear. It'd be perfect if only she had a bit more confidence in herself.

>dfw you turn 20 this year and will never get the chance to further explore your sexuality as a teenage boy
f u c k

Ha, when I grew up after i got out of high school is when life really started. And this is coming from a guy who was a virgin with a virgin gf and we banged everywhere. Puppy love and empty head jock pals are not the be all end all in life. Some folks have different priorities in life like building a fuck bunker to keep his underage victims.

People who "tried their best" and gave up aren't driven, they're lazy. If you want something you work for it. If you don't want to do the work required, you don't want it enough.

time to become wizard

Don't worry. You got many more years to live an awesome life. Don't look back. But stay motivated to get the best possible future for yourself. Get education and a career, read books, travel and most important: get/stay fit and healthy. After 30 the game is massively shifted in men's favor.

People who think you can't make money doing music are people who think the only music career available is being a pop/rock star.

>ITT: user projects himself and his own insecurities on everyone
Kek, may as well just kill yourself, kiddo.

wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

You're talking to people in their mid to late 20s, they already know this and lived through it you dumbfuck.

This conversation made this thread beautiful

>lost virginity already and love my gf
I just cant be a little faggot just "experimenting" anymore and i kinda wish i didnt miss the chances i had...fucking bullshit that this bullshit (manbabys dont read this) heteronormativity sent me up the closet for 5 fucking years smh

Not what I'm saying. I know concert musicians who make a shitload of money. But chances are, somebody on Sup Forums who 'pursued music' doesn't sound very much like that to me. And still this career path is very volatile.

are you implying i wanted anything to do with 15 year old sluts? lol

That's so fucking sweet

I said I pursued music, not, "I'm trying to be a DJ at a night club" I actually went to uni for music. The only reason I say I'm pursuing music and not that I have a career in music is because I just recently graduated.

How do you find these chicks? lol

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So chances are high you're gonna be successful and happy in your future career. That's great.

Given that 'pursuing music' can have many forms and a big chunk of these are deadends, it probably would have been better to ask your question with a few more details.

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Glad I could make someone's day better

Fair enough. Thanks again!

Anywhere. I approach them during the day on the street or I interact with them at shops, cafes etc.

Much easier when traveling though. Foreigner bonus is real.

Except she was deathly afraid of getting pregnant so now I have an anal fetish.

spastics and spastic fuckers aint beautiful

I did these things didnt fuck at 15 i fucked at 16 but still, and yeah theyre fun but sometimes you just want to kick back and stay in theres nothing wrong with that (also i wasnt a jock u can still get cute virgin pussy wihtout being a jock)

Who hurt you? Why do you hate? I know my wife and I aren't going to win any beauty pageants any time soon, but we're happy together and you should find someone that makes you feel the same as I do.

all the best to you!

Thanks.

the stacy's and chads I knew all have extremely mediocre lives. that cheerleader bitch? she works retail and has a few mixed babies. most of the chads fucked off and joined the military or dropped out of college. peaking in high school is a bad meme. wow virgin pussy, how exciting. had that. boring as fuck.

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kys

poor, pathetic little cuck

LOL, OP IS A FAG!
>OP is probably a virgin faggot who's larping trying to sound alpha