Philippine meme president

>catcalled a reporter
>gives no fucks
>even admitted he was a womanizer

rappler.com/nation/135111-duterte-catcalling-mariz-umali-ordinance-davao

>held a presscon
>5 swears per minute
>told media they deserved to get massacred because of their corruption
>media told him they will boycott him on the inauguration
>told them to "fuck off" and will not be intimidated to their political correctness

>called the pope a "son of a bitch"
>also told the UN to fuck off

im sweating buckets here i mean he is pretty alpha but i doubt we are even going to survive if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery

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You'll have me as an ally my pinky brother.

I hope China drowns the lot of you. Island niggers shouldn't have voted in a commie.

This guy thinks he's Trump but he doesn't have the strats or the billions

He's the socialist version of Trump. My goodness we had a national capitalist running for elections last 2010 elections but the monkeys voted for a fucking liberal instead for the reason that his mum died

The guy's a fucking muslim apologist
Enjoy your shairiah law

>im sweating buckets here i mean he is pretty alpha but i doubt we are even going to survive if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery

Why would China attack you ?

I want to go to angeles city and fuck 3 girls a day for a month.

strategic location.
if they get us, the US will have a hard time in Asia. or there will be no US.

i will not enjoy our sharia law but it is imminent. 4 of his grandchildren are proper muzzies. he is an embarrassment to our country.

i could not agree more.

if china needed or wanted to get you they would have done so a long time ago

Sounds like he has no tact. Shit leader.

He also said he hates Trump and that Trump is worse than him

fuck this fag

We already had Sharia law applied only for Moslems

>Not knowing we already had Sharia law

>Unlike many politicians, Duterte is forthright and plain speaking. In 2009 he said: "If you are doing an illegal activity in my city, if you are a criminal or part of a syndicate that preys on the innocent people of the city, for as long as I am the mayor, you are a legitimate target of assassination."[45]

>Duterte responded to the reported arrest and subsequent release of a notorious drug lord in Manila by saying: "Here in Davao, you can’t go out alive. You can go out, but inside a coffin. Is that what you call extra-judicial killing? Then I will just bring a drug lord to a judge and kill him there, that will no longer be extra-judicial."

>In 2015, Duterte confirmed his links to extrajudicial killings in Davao, and warned that, if elected president he, may kill up to 100,000 criminals.

>In early September 2015, an infamous incident was reported of a tourist being forced to swallow his own cigarette butt in a local bar in Davao City after the tourist refused to comply with the public anti-smoking ordinance of the city. Duterte was personally contacted by the bar owner and went into the bar and forced the tourist to swallow his cigarette butt.

Absolute madman.

Holy Shit, so he actually won!? Didn't hear much about it over here except for a few Trump of the Philippines hit pieces in the lead up to the election. This will be interesting indeed.

I lived in Subic Bay for 3 years (American expat checking in) and I did just that.

It was awesome

I'm going back for a little vacation on Tuesday for the same reason.

The PI brings a sweet tear to my. Nicest people I've ever met.

>told media they deserved to get massacred because of their corruption
>also told the UN to fuck off
9/10
What is his opinion about gun laws?

But you're a very christian country, why people choose a muslim for president ?

>there will be no us
Wat

>strategic location.if they get us, the US will have a hard time in Asia. or there will be no US

Which is why it would never happen. The US wouldn't allow China to take the Philippines. MAD ensures they wouldn't even dare trying.

We already had gun regulation laws here. The only retarded thing is that the law isnt reinforced by impotent police forces

God damn. That last one is impressive. This guy doesn't fuck around. Here's hoping you Philippinos don't end up with a dictator even if you probably will. Some people just seem to deserve being ruled by an iron fist.

>if china attacks because 0 allies because of his fuckery
you always got us senpai, you used be on track of being the 51st state

Really sounds like a tyrant in the making

I'd be concerned if I were Flip.

That's why democracy was a mistake. It only serves a few powerful people who control the media. It gives you the illusion of choice and power, but secretly it's an oligarchy.

At least fascism is honest about the fact that it's fascism, and usually a fascist's motivation is better than that of a democratically elected "leader".

Sooner or later some neckbeard on a sex tourism trip is going to try "it's only water vapor" and get his vaping rig shoved up his ass.

HE'S HOLDING A GUN IN THE OP PICTURE YOU FUCKING JUNGLE MONKEY

I remember reading about this dude when he was called The Punisher because he simply just had all the criminals and gang members gunned down by death squads in the city he was mayor of

my gf worked in the Philippines for a bit and said it was infested by organized crime and people trafficking, so good on him

Do STIs not exist there?

Nah he's just already got all of them so he's not worried

...

>Letting a fucking mudslime-lover run your country

Fucking Allies could've let us keep these shitty islands, but NOOOOOO...

You HAD to liberate them.

i know. but on Sup Forums,
"sharia" is for the whole country not just for a certain area.


they are working on it.
they needed the US for the longest time.
now, that need is waning and will be gone soon, then the US will have to face china

he has none whatsoever. not even a morsel.

he is not a muslim, he tries to befriend muslims so they wont be on his way.

China is pretty big
and pilsbury doughboy from best Korea is his ally .
we all know he is an insane mofo

Absolutely they do.

I've had the clap about 3 times.

5 days of Zithromax (anything you can think of is sold over the counter there) and its cleared up.

To be fair, a huge number of Americans over the age of 14 already carry herpes and HPV anyway.

Bingo.

Literally no one cares as long as it's not HIV.

He sounds based.

Depends on the income level I think

He also called for the balls to be removed from an Aussie pedo.
Pretty based if he does it.
phuketwan.com/tourism/horror-aussies-alleged-evil-triggers-calls-execution-21989/

>Peter Gerard Scully was arrested last week after the body of a teenage girl was found buried under a house he rented in the Philippines.

>Investigations revealed the 52-year-old had allegedly established a "pay for view" scheme where clients from across the globe paid to live-stream videos of children being tortu

Maybe he promised lax gun laws or something.
I may be biased because we have a candidate here that sounds like him, but he wants to make it easier to buy firearms. I'm looking for a pattern.

gooks are gooks i couldn't give a fuck if some slantyier eyed gooks killed some shit skin jungle gooks

>pay-per-view of kids getting tortured

Fucking wew. Castration seems mild

Sharia is applied to the whole country but only for muslims tho.

>they are working on it.

The only way they work on it is by sending Chinese settlers to turn the surrounding countries Chinese

well, he also is a muslim asskissing commietard

his popularity on Sup Forums reminds me of hitler

>socialist
>pro muslim
>mass murderers
but the idiots on this board love them because
>anti media
>not intimidated by pc
>they murder people I don't like so that's great

Possibly.

I'm older than most here. I'll go ahead and admit I'm a 41 year old airline pilot.

When I was growing up in the 80s-90s (graduated high school in 93) and barebacking away, there was no such "thing" as HIV and no one ever have herpes a thought or even knew what HPV was.

The Only worry was getting her pregnant and that almost Never happened (though I grew up in shoreline connecticit which has money)

Though now from what I hear girls are giving bare back BJs at 13 in the States and herpes is pretty rampant.

Anyway Angeles city and Baretto (olongapo city) are amazing.

What happens if the Islamic police, accidentally or intentionally, apply it to a non Muslim?

Kek, if he only did that with all the child molesting flip filth.

>MAD ensures they wouldn't even dare trying.

ever heard of the spratley islands fiasco?

He is more concentrated to Police force than gun control laws because an average person here cant really buy a gun since its expensive even without tax laws or immoral for a layman to bring a gun

Why are people in Manila so asshurt about him?

say what you want but this man is redpilled as fuck

probably powerlevel 2000

wouldnt be surprised if he was a chinese agent

Libtard faggots thats why.

Haven't been in the ph for a while and only heard about this guy from my parents, he's actually pretty cool, way better than that autistic permavirgin before him.

flipland is a very rough country, you can't pussyfoot around and he's got the right idea.

Looks like Marcos is back..

Think about how SJWs and overdramatic people dive into politics all of a sudden.

Is he Catholic?

Is Manny "Sometimes When We Touch" Pacquiao really a meme? Does he have enough clout to get himself into a political office that's worth something (President, maybe)?

Should I fly to Manila next weekend for the DOTA majors? I'll have a three day weekend and could probably fly back in early before work Monday


I could sell all the digital hats right?

>Why are people in Manila so asshurt about him?

impossible, the capital region voted majority for him

the only people who hate him are liberals, media, and most memtastic vocal minorities

you gona get mugged and scammed whitie.

yep

The liberals hate him because killing the criminals works.

Imagine what would happen to the America crime rate if rightwing death squads were allowed to gun down the dindus Ben "the one man clan" Garrison-style?

Man I lived there 4 years and visit twice a year sill (though not Manila, just Subic Bay and Angeles City)

The mugging never even came closed to happening. And by scamming, yes sometimes you will pay 100 pesos (2 USD) for a trike when the local is paying 50p (1 usd). So fucking what.

The amount of white expats including Americans Brits and Aussies living there is huge.

It's great.

yes but act as an agnostic to please kebabs and commies

The weather/pollution/amount of insects running amok alone is enough to make me never want to live there even though I can live like a king.

It was fantastic. They key is, just the US Or anywhere for that matter, never live in a city.

I lived in Subic Bay. I paid 700 USD a month for a 3 bedroom 3 bathroom house, all to myself, in West Kalayaan (a nice neighborhood inside SBMA)

I had a car, a maid (who cost me 8 USD a day) and an endless stack of girls phone numbers in my cell.

You really have no idea what it's like to live like God. And I'm not talking our God. I'm talking Nero/Zeus living.

I know exactly where I'm retiring !!

Feminist and the Commission on Human Rights went ballistic when he made the infamous rape joke about the aussie missionary who got raped.
He just told them to fuck off. pretty based

well Dumaguete is rated as one of the best cities to retire in the world, already have a growing foreign population.

I've lived there for years, it's fucking shit.

I'll take being a normie first worlder than a king in monkeyland.

The only appeal I see in being there is being so superior to the natives physique and moneywise, but I'm not conceited enough to give up all the privileges of the first world.

Even nigger-o-polis that is manchester is better than anywhere in the PH.

fucking state of internet there alone is a red flag.

>Sharia is applied to the whole country but only for muslims tho.
and half of the population is defo not muslim, in effect, its almost not allowed in the whole country.

yes jacques, they are doing just that.

he is catholic, but no one really is catholic here.
the only thing that made him legit catholic was his fake claim that priests fiddled with his weewee when he was a student. when he was asked to show proof or to sue said "fiddler" he did not comment. A true SJW.

Thanks for the info Pinoy bro.

I have only been to Subic, Manila, Angeles, Bagio, and Borcay.

Will look into that place (though I still have 19 years before i retire so anything could happen)

Not sure what years you lived there or where.

I was in Sunic 2006-2009 for all full 4 years. Was awesome.

The fact that you site your internet ping as an issue rather than the fact I was fucking 3 different teenage girls a week leads me to suspect your priorities were very different than mine.

The net worked fine for email, BitTorrent, and iMessage so who cares ?

It's been fun.

Time go to work gents.

Thanks for the info Pino bro

Salamat po and ingat ka

Pic related. One of the 20 year olds I routinely bang when I visit and again I'm over 40.

The better, the leftist media needs to be discredited, what use are the feminists compared to death squads that summarily executes the rapists?

By that ordinance he should be in jail

>Admitted he was a womanizer

I love how in the Phillippines THIS is a thing, when he has also admitted to being a vigilante who led right wing death squads and personally executed suspected criminals himself.

>So, yeah, I, uh, got together with some off duty cops, went out to the slums, and just slaughtered motherfuckers...

>...

>I also fucked a whole ton of different women

>HOLY SHIT ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

Because everyone is a criminal first before they are innocent

you have to know the rape joke before agreeing with that dude.

the australian missionary was raped and he said that he wished he had intercourse with her first.

never will that be an acceptable joke.

>Death Squads
>Not also being criminals.

Basically you're replacing one criminal element with another. It's all well and good until those squads also become corrupt.

The rightist media here is basically Facebook blog rumors

what a badass.

MAKE PHILIPPINES GREAT SOMEDAY

then the ones over here will go home

these are retarded times indeed. People get hyped when someone acts like loony cunt and without manners.

I want to buy one of your women for a bride, how does this guy effect that?

>Some people just seem to deserve being ruled by an iron fist.
some men deserve to rule with an iron fist, judging by Duterte

t. Gabriella

This means philipines is a conservative place at heart.

This is very good because love is more estimated than criminal scum

moar

t. SalSal Panelo Ampatuan lawyer

putang ina mo bobo

thanks for rare, globetrotting degenerate

are you flip

(you)

Well, it is tasteless, but I would rather be able to live in a society ruled by a leader who is not media-trained where I can go out after dark.

>Basically you're replacing one criminal element with another. It's all well and good until those squads also become corrupt.

Here comes the Libertardian...

Third world countries sucks because they are filled with third-world people. All politics are corrupt to some basis, Traditional Europe had great societies where the King's men ruthlessly eliminated all known bandits.

i am. ive got no choice, haven't i?

Isn't that where they normally store it?

>>catcalled a reporter
>>gives no fucks
>>even admitted he was a womanizer

You forgot the part where a white woman was gang raped in a Filipino prison, and he said "she was so beautiful, I should've been the first."
>Fuck this guy

washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/18/leading-philippines-presidential-contender-gang-rape-victim-so-beautiful-he-wishes-he-had-been-first/

Sharia law only applied in autonomous region of muslim mindanao m8

Allies with commies and muzzies. Fuck him

He probably killed the diddler so no further comment

Y'all were fucking rapists then. Also Pearl Harbor.