Last week I had unprotected sex with a work colleague of mine after a night out with everyone in the office. I found out a few days ago that shes pregnant. Shes a christian, obviously not religious enough to not have sex outside of marriage, but enough to refuse to have an abortion. She's planning on telling her parents this weekend when they come to visit.
What's the best way I can abort the child without her knowing and making it seem like a natural miscarriage? Is such a thing even possible?
Chase Anderson
accept the kid as yours and become a caring father for it!
Dubs names the unborn child
Ian Davis
Name be Angela
Cameron Roberts
He shall be named dubs
Ayden Reyes
Dubs is gonna be such a cool kid, despite his father.
Isaac Brooks
Dubs Mc Unaborted
Justin Brown
Don't be a nigger, OP. Your child deserves a loving father. Dubs if boy, Dubtrina if gurl.
Liam Collins
Limp wrist weaklings want you to ruin your life with a bastard kid.
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Jacob Cox
it's impossible to be preggers and know it just a week after
David Morales
If you cant/wont get the drugs, try some of the miscarriage teas online. Not as reliable as the medical methods tho.
Justin Garcia
VITAMIN C PILLS IN DRINK
Levi Roberts
uh since dubs names the unborn child, Nigger or dubs don't abort the damn baby you nigger you deserve this shit
Christopher Russell
They have a good point. She may be lying or trying to stick you with another dude's kid.
Carson Lewis
How does she know she's not just late? Sounds like she is just trying to blame you for another man's child. Get a DNA test.
Dominic Anderson
Medfag here - if it really was last week, this is too fast to know without some costly test. Not yours.
Jack Lopez
Lol no. Try something else.
Luke Harris
hahahahahahaahhahahaha
False
If you believe that, I've got a pile of HcG preggers tests that detect the hormone 6-7 days after conception to sell you.
Aaron Johnson
If i demand a dna test how long will it take to get results? and how accurate/reliable will the results be?
Cooper Rivera
op shall first check if dubs is even his offspring
Brayden Young
You know what to do when the time comes, OP.
Gabriel Walker
Just. How long a go for real thares I big changes its not yours if. She's. Fucking around with a. Retard 4 chan fag I'd pUT money on she's fucking a new gye every other night anyway nice bait
Caleb Robinson
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Owen Baker
>Last week I had unprotected sex >found out a few days ago that shes pregnant
This timeline seems way off. Sounds like highschool bullshit.
Jordan Harris
You may have to go to court to force one while any bastard life ruiner is in the womb. You can demand one after birth, and they are fairly accurate. But then, that proves you are the daddy if fate does not smile on you, and you open yourself to child support.
John Wood
Pennyroyal tea can be hard to get ahold of in a small or midsized town.
And it actually tastes ok once you get used to it.
Nathan Cooper
Man up you faggot and let her have the baby. Then run away. If they do find out where you are insist on a DNA test. You never know, if she had sex with you she is probably sleeping with the whole fucking workforce.
William White
pay a homeless guy to rape her
Leo Carter
it was last friday night, and she told me thursday evening
interesting, will have to read up on this one
this is the thing, if theres even a tiny chance its mine i dont want it being born.
Gavin Ortiz
did you have a stroke typing this out?
Landon Reed
Are you fucking kidding. Troll or dumbass, this being /b we can't rule out #2.
>IT CAN'T BE YOURS TARD
Dylan Anderson
Also he's right, that sounds kinda sketchy. Did she mention when her period was due?
Michael Hall
If your time line is correct, I highly suspect she's just framing you.
Jaxson Turner
ok ill call her bluff and ask for a dna test. seeing as its only been a week and people are saying thats too soon to know i think shed probably just come out with the truth. that or get overly defensive and refuse
Robert Ross
If she gets defensive or refuses, you better look into std tests in about 2-4 weeks. Because either that shit ain't yours or she's a crazy.