It's time to end the great debate once and for all

It's time to end the great debate once and for all

Do you take a dumb before or after you shower?

You take a shit before you shower, this isn't even debatable

Nether. During, and waffle stomp it down the drain

Find God

Before:
No need to rush the shower
Cleans better than toilet paper
Only issue I can think of is the possibility of the smell. Which can be alleviated by complex ventures such as opening a window, using air fresheners, leaving the bathroom for a few minutes after, or using a different toilet should one be available

this but what if you only have a bath avaialable? dingleberry flavoured bath water aint so nice.

before
>water cleans my pooper
>don't have the feeling of shitting during shower, can fap in peace
>toilet is in a little sideroom so no smell issues either
this isn't even debatable tbh

I think it's assumed you wipe as normal, before hopping in the shower, dude

Correct, it's pretty much assumed, so why mention it? Are you assuming I didn't think that'd be a part of the process?

/thread

with normal paper that yuropoors use there are always little remnants on your ass
shower fixes that

also: the soap and shampoo fragrance mixed with the steam will fumigate the room in a matter of moments

I'm timed for work. Free TP. Git paid.

a highly logical capitalist appears

or use a spatula

Having travelled Europe pretty extensibly, I can attest to this being true.
The UK and USA and Japan have pretty comfy shit-roll 2bh.

I take all my dumps at work. Completely avoids the shower conundrum, someone pays me to shit, and someone else has to clean and stock the restroom.

OP here

Everyone was saying during so i said what the hell and tried it

Now i have poop in my shower and it wont go away. I stepped on it and almost slipped

pics with timestamp or didn't happen
also i'm doubting you're OP, faggot

>to smart too shower

I am actually taking a shit right now, and will shower after. No point in getting your ass dirty again right after cleaning it.