/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

*autistic screeching* edition

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It was fun tho. It's like kikeposting on Sup Forums

>/semen/ in the thread

gross

It's not just in the thread

Southern nationalism and agrarianism.

Gonna be a carpenter and move to the Canadian wilderness buds

No one's going to nuke Canada

>moving north

Best states:

1. New York
2. the rest

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rude

It's too fucking hot here

If I had a chance to give the South the climate of Alberta I'd do it in a heartbeat

my god

>anyone can be a gamer
>even if you do a "suduku" on your phone

she should commit sudoku

watch the bethesda conference buds

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night /dixie/

Goodnight senpai

We need another Northern Crusade.

sleep tight

Hey, folks. Little busy earlier, I'm on here now though. Better late than never, hm?

"Yeah, I'm, like, sooo totally a gamer. I play Candy Crush every day for an HOUR."

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Morning y'all

Morning kurwa

>read about General Lee
>realise how based he was
>end up becoming a dixieboo

>being named after a CAR

Remove an*tolshits

wut

>J*nkee humour

good morning /dixie/

Morning senpai

just started my days off

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About to take a test with Dave Chappelle

is that a metaphor

just had a chiggun bisget for bregfust

not as good as bojangles tho

No. My professor looks and acts like him

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Hot as fuck rn

why

you doing something strenuous for once kek

I had to walk for about 5 seconds from my truck to my apartment door

>5 seconds

senpai i was outside yesterday in the 90 degree heat for 8 hours and when i got off work i drove to bryant to plant a seven foot cherry tree for some family friends in some rocky clay

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raining rockets?

hail of bullets?

Sucks 2 suck senpai

nah it was a great day

i made money at my gainful employment and then helped out some folks and got to have some free moonshine afterwards

reading old /tg/ writefaggotry

>HFY threads
I remember those

there's a big fuckoff collection of those on imgur

i might check those out

its been a few years since they started, im sure theres some i havent read

I thought tg hated those

there was a good one for mass effect but the author stopped updating it

i was around when they first started up, /tg/ moved on a long time ago but ill still read HFY when i find it

it all arose from /tg/ being butthurt at Avatar, the sentiment was "why the fuck wouldn't they just glass the planet from orbit to mine the resources without hassle"

>why the fuck wouldn't they just glass the planet from orbit to mine the resources without hassle
Radiation

>European income tax rates

Their corporate taxes are lower than ours tho

Yet another condemnation of Godless socialism

Deport everyone not of Anglo-Celt descent

OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF COTTON, OLD TIME'S THERE NOT FORGOTTEN
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
BURNING ATLANTA

I enjoyed this post, I'll admit.

he obviously tried very hard

oy vey

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Oi I thought you had Scotch-Irish blood

Only half

You're still of Celtic descent, are you not?

I thought you meant full blooded

who the fuck is full-blooded anything in the US

Of course not. I'm only 3/4 Anglo-Celt myself. People with Anglo-Celt descent that isn't minuscule or whose family has been here since colonial times can stay.

So when Port of Rico becomes a state, where will Rican posters post?

Will turx receive special rights in independent /dixie/land

>special rights

no

but they'll have equal rights

Yes, shoot on sight.

Good post

GREAT post

>9/10 nap

now for vidya

Cock

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Does anybody even know what they mean when they use the 100 emoji?

some millennial bullshit

"keeping it 100 percent"
so doing well or something, I dunno

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reminder that n'wah are ruining society and do not believe in the righteous almsivi

Reminder that you literally worship a shemale

>tfw she actually liked me and I blew it
I fell for the three date rule. We were on our third date and hadn't even held hands yet, so I tried to make some sort of move. I told her I really liked her, and wanted to keep going out with her, kind of broke the fun we were having, made an awkward moment, and then left. First date she was making cute jokes about where she wanted to get married. Third date she said let's just be friends. I blew it and now I sit here again, posting on anonymous Thai interpretative dance forums about how I'm a bitter kissless virgin, working out and posting my body on /fit/ so men compliment me because women don't. Not gonna end it yet lads, still too young, but if shit doesn't change by the time I'm twenty I'm out.
[spoiler]I'm not even sure if she's had her first kiss yet btw[/spoiler]

you're not even twenty? fuck's sake don't take it so hard. That said, it sucks my man. Wish you could go out and get a drink.

I mean, I know it's got a generally positive meaning. Upchurch (country rap guy I've posted here a couple times) uses it in his Facebook posts sometimes even, and I get the idea behind it, but it's not one of those ones where you could just as easily have written a couple words in its place.

I have plenty of alcohol in the house rn. I am just afraid I'll an hero if I get drunk.

never tell a girl what you're thinking senpai

always let them assume something or another, the shit they make up in their heads will always be more appealing to them than the truth

>not telling the person you're with what you're feeling
sad

look man, there's always another girl

dont fall for societies memes about everyone around you constantly fucking and falling in love, shits hard on everyone

theyre women not people

if you tell them how you feel they use it against you

they live life by a different set of natural laws than men

T-thanks space ghost.

>committing suicide over a breakup when you're a fucking teenager
Jesus Christ, don't be so goddamn hard on yourself. You've got years and years ahead of you to find someone to spend your life with, shit ain't always gonna come up roses the first time around. Find some other cool stuff to distract yourself with. Seriously, I hardly care whether or not I'm in a relationship because there's so many other things in my life that matter to me.

Now there's some penman wisdom. That said it still fucking sucks.

>if you tell them how you feel they use it against you

never let a woman keep you down user

personally i look to stoicism to help me through shitty times

classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.1.one.html

understanding that the emotions you feel are physical reactions, but never losing control, as the mental state is a choice

i almost miss when i didnt understand them

>not even twenty
Please be my guest and kys

honestly though, can we agree that Tennessee is the best Southern state to live in?
>highest percentage of whites
>cultural hub
>low crime
>no state income tax
>cool flag
I'd be open to moving there one day.

fuck off

no bully in /dixie/ turk

its also right in the middle of the south

excellent positioning

yeah that's true, you can pretty much reach anywhere from there by car in a dozen or so hours.