Times you lost the battle but won the war

Times you lost the battle but won the war

>be me
>2014fag
>senior in high school
>me and my 2 friends were basically autistic until graduation
>constantly get bullied by the faux redneck kids (really just white trash, i live in connecticut)
>my friend Ricky gets it the worst because he actually has aspergers
>Ricky always gets called "crippled" and "retard" by this one guy we will call Dan
>would always get shit thrown at us
>sat alone at our own lunch table
>full betas in high school
in retrospect it was kinda nice not having a bunch of fags we didnt like sitting around us
anyways
>graduate class of 2014
>none of us talked for about a year afterward, one friend moved to texas and then back
>ff to now
>Ricky working grocery stocking at the same store I'm a butcher in
>we talk almost every day
>other friend is pursuing music on the side of his day job, and we help each other with music related things because I want to become a talent manager full time
>we are all normal well adjusted adults now and there is almost no autism to speak of
>one day
>going through people on instagram trying to add more people to pimp out this guy I manage's (at the time) new album
>find Dan's page
>he is literally paraplegic now
>got in a bad dirt bike accident and cannot walk anymore
>he was uninsured
>the bills are also financially crippling him
>he is a debt slave at 21

I took a nice walk down to the store and could barely choke back my laughter

shameless self-bump because fuck you im not gonna type all that and then let this bitch 404 on me

Bump

not worth the read, my dude

okay fuck it ill have another go

>be me
>2015
>moved out of parents after high school, working overnight at grocery store
>12 hour shifts 4 days a week, friday saturday and sunday off
>good pay, making about 700 a week
>live in a weed house so throw parties a lot
>one night
>like 35 people over
>all dressed up in my finest bape hoodie
>drunk off my fucking rocker playing gtav passing the controller around
>roll a fat backwood and slide up next to the qt3.14 i had been eyeing all night
>get to talking, its smooth at first
>find out she's a vegan
>autism activate
>begin poorly hitting on her
>was so bad my friend shouted over like 10 people "SHE AINT BITING, FAM"
>give up and go sulk in my room
>hours later
>rolling a sad doink to myself listening to drake
>marinating in alcohol and sadness
>knock at my door
>its her
>she comes in and asks if she can smoke with me
>I say yes and begin apologizing for acting like a buffoon
>she says not to worry
>she thought it was cute that i just wouldnt give up trying to connect with her
>we fuck

I liked the story, and a good idea for a thread

You let god fight your battles for you? Pussah-boah

thank you, user.

This is beautiful. Every autist aspires to be like you.

This is a common case though, people who were shit in school either socially or academically usually go on to lead good lives while the more popular people or assholes have pretty depressing lives.

t. user who was a beta emo in high school and now works in a law firm while idiot classmate who ruined every sane person's day turned to drugs towards the end of school and is now a hopeless junkie

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Shit nice one man, turned out better than expected

good one. that cunt deserves it

it felt like the setup to a cheesy porno but it worked.

I fucking hate Sup Forums for this. Generic porn shitposts get ALL the replies while good threads get 404'd.

Fuck you gook Moot

I fucking swear.... I actually quit Sup Forums every fucking session, but I can never quit for good.

>be me
>living with ex gf hating life and wishing she would die so I could be single (too beta to break up because that pussy on tap)
>she crazy, likes to hit in arguments and constant emotional manipulation also constantly dropping out of jobs and I am working like a dog to pay rent
>be thanks giving and she argues with my whole family because she wanted to go home and smoke but I was happily chilling and being thankful to have them, she wanted to brawl my mom. I snapped and had enough
>break up with her the next day, move my shit out and go back to the parents
>tfw all bills and rent were in her name
>tfw I just got a brand new car while she is still rides the bus
>tfw just found she is preggo two weeks ago to dead beat dude that had a kid to another chick he never sees

I dodged a bullet, single now but enjoying my own time again.

OP here, I've been quitting Sup Forums for good since before the first story even occurred.

It'll be ruined for everyone but I pretend and they go away and I win later

I spoke to a quadriplegic who had a dirt bike accident here on /b few hours ago

tfw it comes out looking like you

i hope it was him. I hope to god he has found Sup Forums and begun his descent into madness and niche porn that borders on the line of illegality

Too smart for that, she told me she was when I was packing my shit and I said to take a test and no matter the result I would stay with her... negative and I high tailed it out the door like 15 minutes later

Moar stories

Can't think of anything. I'm not kind of person that goes to war with people

op again, this is the most recent story thus far

>be last november
>21st bday
>have friends over
>i live on 1st floor and have exclusive access to basement
>2nd floor vacant
>3rd floor is this insufferable alcoholic white trash couple in their 60's
>fucking hate everything that isnt them
>literally the closest thing to feral humans living in civilized society I have ever encountered, and I used to sell drugs so thats saying something
>2am, friend and I smoke a bowl in the basement
>he leaves and I go to sleep
>no weed left
>wake up at 9am hungover to neighbor screaming about how it smells like pot and he's calling the cops
>ohshit.avi
>put my paraphernalia away
>2 HOURS LATER
>police knock on door
>let them look around, they clearly do not give a fuck even if I was smoking weed
>hallway smells like fresh smoked weed
>the neighbors literally smoked out the hallway so the cops would smell it and give me shit
>cops leave
>neighbor calls police department to place a complaint that I have tons of foot traffic through my house, and that I look like a drug dealer, complains about how the cops didnt do their job by arresting me, etc
>police come back a week and a half later with a warrant because I "had a known past of drug sales and trafficking"
>i am squeaky clean by now
>12 cops find nothing but an empty dime bag in the whole apartment
>pinch her for filing a false report, interfering with an investigation and misuse of 911
>she gets kicked out of building

and all I had to do was put my weed and backwoods in the 2nd floor fridge

>when you start on 2 wheels but end up quading

and another one about this neighbor
I havent been on Sup Forums in a while so i dont know how well this one will hit given the potential racial atmosphere

>at same house
>having cookout at neighbors house across the street
>Rita (3rd floor lady) is NOT enjoying it as much as us
>screams out her window "TURN THAT JUNGLE MUSIC OFF YOU BUNCH OF NIGGER LOVERS"
>we were listening to bb king
>neighbors are black
>they ignore the racist remark
>turn it down, maybe she was upset because it was loud
>"NO I SAID OFF YOU STUPID NIGGER"
>this is in front of children mind you
>wobbles down from her mighty tower
>hobbling across the street yelling racial expletives at my neighbors
>calls my half white, half puerto rican thicc chica gf a spic
>lose it
>tell her that she's on THEIR property now and unless she wants to eat every meal from a straw in her shiny new wheelchair that she will go the fuck back inside
>she calls police because I threatened her
>20 mnutes go by
>2 black cops pull up and arrest her for drunk & disorderly
>we give them some burgers and pepsi

This lady really is a fucking mess

>Be me
>Join The Army (As Beta)
>Go through enough brainwashing and torture to Drive any beta to self euthanasia
>Survive
>Transform
>Graduate BCT, now in AIT
>none of the other
betas survived. Chads and Betty's all around
>Settle in a bit
>remember who I am and introversion resurfaces
>Me and Sunflower Eating Chad classmate tasked with cleaning the latrine
>Disgusting, but just the usual piss puddles and shit poop drawing no big deal
>Sunflower seeds in the urinal
>Im not cleaning that shit I dont even like sunflower seed
>Sunflower Chad tells me to do it
>I let chad walk away, I walk away
>The sunflower seeds remain
>The next day Sgt wants to know why me and chad suck so much dick at cleaning
>Sunflower Chad tattles on me without a moments hesitation
>I say nothing
>Whole platoon gets smoked
>Chad body checks me on the way to formation
>Run Death Valley
>tfw youre a little bitch but you've had enough of the Armies shit
>Chad ahead of me in formation
>Break formation and scoop Chad
>Scoop him so go fucking good, you question your own identity
>when did you become a badass
>punch him in the head a couple times
twist this wasnt a chad this was a beta in a really convincing chad disguise but ill keep calling him chad for the sake of story
>chad gets up and runs back up death valley
>Chad is a fucking snitch
>Sgt definitely believes him but gives me the benefit of the doubt
>Integrity activate
>Snitch on MYSELF
(Is black so autism un-diagnosed)
>Sgt tells me not to do it again and makes >Chad shake my hand
>Chad is sad
>All the high fives I can slap

> tfw no half white, half Puerto Rican thicc chica gf

Why live?

because if you die, then you will never have one.
if you are alive, the possibility is always there.

comment who's the cripple now bitch