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What the hell is this video game bullshit

OY VEY

quick-time events

capeshit is truly dead

what the hell happened did they recruit the guys that did the Ghostbuster trailer?

the first one looked very good

its almost like they want negative attention

Being forced to watch it, are you?
No?

Then kindly STFU. Some of us aren't contrarian dogshit like you.

It was never alive in the first place.

Someone's triggered.

it was when it wasn't done a lot. Spider man 2 is cape-kino

>ywn be swept up in nationalistic fervor and enthusiastically sign up to fight in The Great War and embark on a real life adventure

>tfw you remember when X2 and Spider-Man 2 were the pinnacle of cape

When is DCEU being canned?

>OP can't stand it when people like what he doesn't.
>Has to mock them or be forced to confront his own wretched existence

They don't make capeshit like they used to:
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>All that slow motion in the trailer

I've got a genuinely bad feeling about this. The slow motion sequence in BvS were a little overdone, but even then, they didn't overdo it in the trailers. They're front and center here

when gotg 2 release worlwide and ww flop.

It's a metaphor for the patriarchy shooting criticisms at her. All those misogynists trying to bring her down, she deflects their attacks and keeps on going.

10/10 kino

at this point the only humane thing would be for marvel to buy them out and just kill it.

Cape shit was only good when there a few gems among a sea of shit but despite being shat out continuously the sea of shit was low key enough that no one really cared.

Now that cape-shit is just the cinema standard it's just boring mediocrity with no gems.

I miss you Spider Man 2.

Dark Knight is pretty much the reason the DC films are so shit. Man of Steel was meant to be the Superman equivalent and everything else had stemmed from that terrible decision. It's a shame that making one successful trilogy has basically destroyed everything since.

>that nonexistent recoil on a Gewehr 98

>bullets travel like lasers

lmao, every other scene in MoS is better than all of these

Why do white guys under 25 bother consuming media in any form if everything triggers them?

>nonexistent

I can clearly see the barrel rise a bit. Sounds like the diabetes is getting to your optic nerves, fat boy.

So I can rage about it on Sup Forums

Let me guess: this bothers the alt-right.

That's a great use of the Internet your parents pay for.

Fine, faggot
>That nearly nonexistent recoil on a Gewehr 98

If you're objecting to the bullet time direction/cinematography, I'm 100% with you here

If you're objecting to her bracelets deflecting live ammunition without shattering her wrists and throwing them backwards, that's been the case since the character was invented in the 1930s and it's officially MAGIC, I DON'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT so go back to Sup Forums or /k/ if that bugs you

(this movie has an alien who looks 100% human and flies, and a guy who wears a rubber fetish suit who thinks the cops can't figure out who he is because the helicopter will never be invented)

Gotta love that lifeless performance.

> tfw you remember when this character didn't have a giant chunk of metal impaling his brain and wrecking his frontal lobe as well as most of the motor centers controlling the left side of his body

Yes, let's complain about realism.

>"""""adults"""" actually pay money to watch this and are excited by it
Why is this allowed?

Wait Said is in Wonder Woman ?
My man, why did you do that

I see the Jews are at it again.

This is worse

I don't consider MGSV canon so you're saying this to the wrong guy.

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The last two digits of my post will be the rotten tomatoes score.

and this is why the only Marvel movies I've ever seen are Deadpool and GotG because no one's supposed to take either seriously

What you just saw would be passable in a well-boarded actual comic book where those frisbee antics are decades-old, but between the fuck-awful CGI and the anemic direction, it's hot garbage as film.

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Being forced to read this thread, are you?
No?
Then kindly KYS. Some of us aren't into eating shit like you.

I can't wait to see WW kill countless g*rmans!

How do people get paid to do this shit? I'm pretty sure I could do a better job of copy pasting stock explosion effects and tracing around that dude who throws the shield.

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epic :)

Please tell me there is more of this.
It reminds me of that Wolverine Origins movie.

Not him but you're literally asking for attention. What point are you trying to make exactly? "Look how cool I am for disliking something you like?"
Grow up.

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Praise Kek

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>have advanced military grade war suit
>doesn't have tracking capabilities

I'm so sorry someone had to go to prison just to amuse me for 80 minutes as much as he did.

HERES MY UPVOTE IMAGE REPLY TOO XD

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I didn't know there was a sequel to Pixels.

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Ayy
I can start a collection

is that tyler

>this character
The guy with the chunk of metal impaling his brain isn't Solid Snake m8.
Also post-MGS4 games are not canon.

you m'sir are a gentlemen and a scholar

thank you kek!

wow its getting 800% ! :^)

>that computer generated background with shitty textures
>those flames
>that obvious greenscreen character in front, because his hair is cut so smooth

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Wow, is this a new PS4 exclusive? Looks good.

Yes that's clearly what the final movie looked like and not obviously a production cut.

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She really reminds me of a porn actor, all hollow and literally zero(0) emotion until she starts getting fucked and then she only does 1 emotion

>FOURHUNDRED BILLION US DOLLARS AND NINETYNINE CENTS

KEK's spoken

Really? Well shit.

>major studio tentpole blockbuster

>the run-down hovel formerly known as warner brothers dc

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yeah

that chick is like 6'10

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Hehe, look at all these Marvelcucks hehe.
They can't understand true kino!

DCEU literally on suicide watch.

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'Capped

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>""""""""""capekino""""""""""

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Put me in the screencap reddit!

M E M E M A G I C

Keked and checked

>Tfw you want to fuck gal gadot now
Fuck you guys

Why you doing this to me

Oh, yeah?

Well the last two digits of my post are the RT score for Justice League!

Back to /d/ skeleton fetishist.

This is from a video game

right?

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wew lad

That's an improvement, I guess.

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>the city of DLCEU
kek

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This is obviously an unfinished deleted scene

Include me in the reddit screencap