Snow inbound

>snow inbound
>cool cabin
>lets talk
>lets talk more
>fuck those guys under the the floor
>we dead now

The hateful eight

Some kids try to find a pirate ship

A tale of motherhood as told by a weeb.

goonies

yup

goonies

jews in the woods

>love rock
>love rock on muh tv show
>lets sell the show
>slick chick
>18 different endings

Wayne's World?

yup

>fly under the radar
>want money from knocked up chicks baby daddy
>nope we want more money
>gun battle
>die

That almost sounds like Seven Psychopaths.

nope. just 2 dudes.

>play gay game
>these bitches
>get BF
>kill kill kill
>you cant bomb me

...

>Dude gotta sell a house or something.
>Turns out shit is totally haunted.
>Whoops. We dead now son

>soldier buries fortune
>dudes look 4 it

Cars 3?

Naw son. Naw

>Dude knows the world will end
>No one believes him
>Drives through crowd of people
>Hugs some old dude as they die

>lesgo skiiii
>cute grill tags along
>uh oh ski lift stuck
>oh hay wolf
>wolf feast ensues
>nice

Shitty b movie called frozen or some shit

Beetlejuice?

knowing?

>race
>"I don't use weapons"
>stay conscious despite insane g forces

>guy makes missiles
>terrorists steal missiles
"i can fly"
>guy kills terrorists and stops making missiles

the phantom menace

Yes indeed

Iron man?

>Wake up
>red or blue
>red
>wooooshh
>bullet time
>almost die
>kiss
>alive again
>shooting
>"no"

yep

>nice dude in jail becomes jesus

>Apes everywhere
>"Hi I'm Martin Freeman"
>"I never freeze"
>10/10IGN

green mile

no but nice try

No, this movie is actually good

>Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast cars, the legendary Lighting McQueen finds himself pushed out of the sport that he loves.

>Hoping to get back in the game, he turns to Cruz Ramirez, an eager young technician who has her own plans for winning.

>With inspiration from the Fabulous Hudson Hornet and a few unexpected turns, No. 95 prepares to compete on Piston Cup Racing's biggest stage.

Who killed captain alex?

>he did not hit her
>he did not hit her
>its bullshit
>he did not hit her
>he did nAHT
>greets Mark

Cars 3

Cars 3?

Cars 3.

Cars 3

Cars 2*

Sorry my mistake

Shawshank Redemption?

Black Panther

nope not even close. 5 bucks if you faggots guess it, post paypal in response.

The Room
fuck user, I want to see Disaster Artist so bad

Just download it lol

It's pretty shit btw but Franco (James) is funny

The Green Mile?

The case for christ
paypal.me/JBack739

Matrix

The Matrix

>wax on, wax off
>shoots bitch in the dome at some dinner

>be me, live in the country as a farmer with my kids
>fucking brit fucks shoot shit up
>OMGMYSON.gif
>chatshitgetbanged.jpeg on britfags
>get many friends to help
>OMGMYOTHERSON.gif
>suck my cock britfag
>fin

3 kings?

>first day on job
>smokes PCP
gets framed

Training day?

its a old vampire vhs this woman rips someones heart out and eats it they go in the sewers at one point at the end the bad guy gets kills my a little blonde girl vampire

No, but good movie as well

Winrar

no no no keep guessing you cultural barbarians.

the big lebowski

>religious dude uses a fancy gun to become a super hero and a movie star

>pressure gun

also upping the grand prize to 10,-

nahw

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

>wake up in midflight
>parachute taking its sweet ass time deploying
>gets ambushed by Heavy, gun jams of course
>"who threw me out of a fucking airplane"
>gets mobbed by hellhound things
>agent orange only one with a knife
>pendejo first to die
>"doctor" is just... there.

American History X kek

Star wars?

Yea, boi

lol no but i like the creativity

the sixth sense

Love the smell of napalm in the morning

whistle down the wind

The patriot.

Apocalypse now

>Smells like victory.

>Nazi gold
>Assemble small army
>Pretty colours man

ding ding ding!

boy masturbates to his comatose friend comatose then goes inside her mother and causes the end of the world

Great taste

Apocalypse now

such a great movie

No country for old men

Four-Wheeled Civilian Transport Devices 22

closest one yet but it's less obvious. upping to 15

Evangelion

>guy lives life
>change
>change is bad
>everything is now good
>something happens
>change is bad again
>guy does thing
>all is good
>the end

>drill sgt screams at us
>fat tard can't do shit, hate him
>OH SHIT FATFUCK WTF!
>"Born to Kill", duality of man, nigga what
>Nigga behind the trigga
>damn it's a woman
>powpow

butterfly effect?

Does the man in jail happen to tunnel his way into the room of another man who tutors him about many valuable lessons?

Cars 3?

Click

>tugboat runs into typhoon
>barge rips a hole in the hull
>break in the storm
>finds derelict vessel dead in water
>hops aboard, thinking its free salvage
>anchor randomly drops and sinks the tugboat
>get attacked by human flesh/machine robot things
>blows up the ship

completely leather jacket

Cars 2?

Its either the salton sea or cars number 3.

Law Abiding Citizen