ITT movies that will bomb

ITT movies that will bomb

Let me guess:
You're under the age of 25 right?

>movies that will be the bomb
ftfy.

Maybe it could bomb financially but i really, really doubt it will critically.

>not a single minority

into the trash

>Old crazy Begbie

Can't wait, m8

EU Oldfags-only thread!

Scotland will be the kings of the EU

I think it will be the opposite actually

Why isn't Tommy returning lol

You won't even be in the EU in a couple of years

>heroin adicts lasting long enough for a second movie

Literally what

Well alright then

Only 3 of them were heroin addicts and one came clean in the end of trainspotting (a movie in which a lot of people died).

I'm honest with you I don't remember a lot about the movie itself, but that scene about Ewan cleaning up on his room all alone was some unnerving shit

England and Wales, no

Scotland and Ireland will

It's a good movie. Tons of good performances. Like the one form Lucius Vorenus.

tfw

>mom is a shadow

what did he mean by this

...

he ded

Scotland will be superpower and world's fittest country by 2030!

Kelly Macdonald is top fucking tier

>Read Porno
>Pretty much skip everything but the Begbie parts

Actually hyped to see Begbie again

>'member trainspotting?

>oo yea I member!

toxoplasmosis

Danny Boyle is really overrated but I like his political agenda hopefully it will brainwash some brexit plebs into thinking about reality

>beign an EUcuck
kys traitor

>kelly macdonald still looks hot as fuck

But Sup Forums told me white women age like shit.

>based Kelly Macdonald
She is, and will always, be amazing.

Your mum enjoys black aids cock, that's why you're racist

"I feel sick tommy"

"Hey rents nay fucking memes eh"

I've read Porno and it's actually pretty good, but I think it would be even more difficult to film than Trainspotting. They will have to have some serious writers to make it work.

Filth captured the feel decently, but I trust Danny Boyle to make it good.

Porno looks great what the fuck are you on about?

>leave city

>Born Slippy starts playing

Last year in Athens i saw some faces in the streets i hadn't seen for years. Total neibourhood junkies that just crawled of their holes after many years. It was like a flashback :)

>Mark... I think we got old.

IIRC they're not doing a direct adaptation of Porno, just taking elements from it.

>that fucking baby

spooked me real good

>The book describes the characters of Trainspotting ten years after the events of the earlier book
More like 20 years later

Spud looks JUSTED

>Welsh
>Scottish writer

was scotlan really as much of a shithole as this movie made it out to be. i mean i understand that everywhere has bad places but i didnt see one noteworthy thing until they went to england. everything in scotland was shitty, dull, and/or boring.

I dunno about Scotland but it looked to me like it just happened to portray its dregs.

Pls don't kill Spud :(

I loved that shot in the trailer. Music was so fucking good, specially the "CHOOSE LIFE" final 30 seconds

Scotland are masters of the universe

PREDICTIONS

>Spud dies

>Sick Boy redeems himself somehow

>maybe Sick Boy kills Begbie?

>Renton fucks around and monologues just like he did in the first movie

>all the teenagers that will pay for it thinking it's porn

The trailer was pure kino. Thank god it's finally happening

I know the book is called Porno but yesterday the movie was called T2?

What he berensteinfuck?

I bet Sick Boy's gonna be a better dude by the end of TS2.

Seems like the focus is more on him and Spud this time around.

Damn Sick Boy is not looking so good anymore.

He was /fa/ as fuck in the first one.

Nah. If anything just like in the book Begbie forgives Renton after mark saves him.

Confirmed to be a very loose adaptation of the book, and Boyle said he didn't like the book as much anyway. So it'll definitely be different.

Spotted the Glaswegian.

Didn't anybody see Filth? Based on a book by the same author of Trainspotting, fuck if I can remember his name. Great movie, better book.

>Didn't anybody see Filth?

Loved it. One of those ones that I just enjoyed all the way through.

Really, my only complaint about the movie was that he wasn't enough of a bastard. Can you imagine a scene in which he tries, along with a farmer, to get a dog to fuck a prostitute, only for the dog to fuck his leg so hard it rips through his pants?

hes been stuck acting with lucy liu for the last couple of years, that'd drain any man