Enjoy your last days

>*Faded background noise* Tic toc tic toc tic toc

*eyes closed, meditating* Hmmmmmmm.. It's coming.

>*louder* Tic toc tic toc tic toc

*opens his eyes* Oh, hi Juve. I didn't notice you from up here. Here, come; listen to this.

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You hear? Yes? What does it say, on the clock? Yes, it does say "17".
Oh you want to know what it is? Ehe.
It is the clock of your impending doom, old woman. 17 days from now. 418 hours. 24000 seconds. 16 sleepy-sleepy.
You will be gone. Erased. Wiped from the collective mind of mankind.
17 days from now, straight from Cardiff, you will hear a clamor; vibrant, powerful. Crystal clear. Beautiful as it if was sung by an angel. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

17 days from now we will make Caporetto looks like a children's playground. The Plague? Like a sneeze. Before you realise what's happening, the ground will shake. An earthquake so strong it will make the L’Aquila earthquake looks like a fat guy jumping. From the retirement home you call a stadium to your famed "Pizza San Carlo", everything will be destroyed, shattered. Annihilated. Hidden forever from the Sun under a pile of rumbles. A country, forever gone.

From a death rate of 92.2 per 10,000, we will make it 92.2%.

So, do you like that clock, Juve? No? I didn't think so. But you can't avoid it. It is the unshakable, cold truth of our reality. You have to accept it. The White Death is coming.
So close your eyes, Juve. Lay down on the floor. You will see, death is but a beginning.

But you think you can resist us, hm? Best defense in the world, la?

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an old lady? You'll find out soon enough.

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*popes your path*

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Unironically Juventus will win

>juventus 3-0 Barcelona
>Real Madrid 2-3 Barcelona

Juventus will win 2-6, it's written in the stars, Higuain scores a hat trick, Khedira named man of the match and both laugh at Florentino's face, while Morata cries with regret

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When Hallal loses, will this be the new
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Unironically the urironic poster on Sup Forums right now. Imagine if Madrid win the unironic this season

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i blame portofrog posters for this

French poster best poster.

Fucking italians with a shitstain on their flag to pass as mexicans

Widowmaker is my waifu

>*Ruído de fundo abafado* Tic toc tic toc tic toc

*olhos fechados, meditando* Hmmmmmmmm.. está a vir.

>*mais alto* Tic toc tic toc tic toc

*abre os olhos* Oh, olá Juve. Não tinha reparado em ti desde aqui de cima. Anda; ouve isto.

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Estás a ouvir? Sim? O que é que diz, no relógio? Sim, diz "17".
Oh queres saber o que é? Ehe.
É o relógio da tua sentença pendente, velha senhora. De hoje a 17 dias. 418 horas. 24000 segundos. 16 sonecas.
Vais desaparecer. Apagada. Removida da mente colectiva da humanidade.
De hoje a 17 dias, directamente de Cardiff, ouvirás um clamor; vibrante, poderoso. Claro como a água. Belo como se fosse cantado por um anjo. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

De hoje a 17 dias iremos fazer o Caporetto parecer um parque infantil. A Peste? Um espirro. Antes que te apercebas do que está a acontecer, o chão tremerá. Um terramento tão intenso que fará o terramoto de L'Aquila parecer um gordo a saltar. Do lar de idosos a que chamas estádio à tua famosa "Pizza San Carlo", tudo será destruído, quebrado. Aniquilado. Escondido eternamente do Sol sob uma pilha de destroços. Um país, sumido de vez.

De uma taxa mortal de 92,2 por 10.000, aumentaremos para 92,2%.

Então, gostas desse relógio, Juve? Não? Bem me parecia. Mas não podes evitá-lo. É a verdade inabalável e fria da nossa realidade. Tens de a aceitar. A Morte Branca está a caminho.
Portanto fecha os teus olhos, Juve. Deita-te no chão. Verás, a morte é só um começo.

Mas pensas que nos consegues resistir, hm? Melhor defesa do mundo, é?

O que acontece quando uma força imparável choca com uma velha senhora? Saberás brevemente.

Someone do a vocaroo please, here I'll even give you one for free

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Unironically on Sup Forums right now. Imagine if his team.

Of the English one or the Portuguese? I can't pronounce any of these words correctly

Portugues

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL CELTA - REAL MADRID THREAD

Celta: Sergio Álvarez, Hugo Mallo, Cabral, Roncaglia, Jonny, Jozabed, Tucu Hernández, Wass, Iago Aspas, Pione Sisto & Guidetti.

Real Madrid: Keylor Navas, Danilo, Varane, Ramos, Marcelo, Casemiro, Kroos, Modric, Isco, Cristiano & Benzema.

>Danilo

IT'S FUCKING OGRE, ZIDANE IS FUCKING KILLING HIMSELF TONIGHT GUYS

55 MINUTES LEFT

The pope is a Real Madrid & San Lorenzo fan.

>the great dane-hildo

Based /cus/tomer
Inshallah we will win brother

> * Ruido de fondo desvanecido * Tic toc tic toc tic toc

* Ojos cerrados, meditando * Hmmmmmmm .. Está llegando.

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* Abre sus ojos * Oh, hola Juve. No te vi desde aquí. Aquí viene; escucha esto.

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¿Oyes? ¿Sí? ¿Qué dice en el reloj? Sí, sí dice "17".
Oh, ¿quieres saber qué es? Ehe.
Es el reloj de tu destino inminente, vieja. Dentro de 17 días. 418 horas. 24000 segundos. 16 sleepy-sleepy.
Te habrás ido. Borrado. Limpiado de la mente colectiva de la humanidad.
Dentro de 17 días, directamente desde Cardiff, se escuchará un clamor; Vibrante, potente. Claro como el cristal. Hermoso como si fuera cantado por un ángel. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Dentro de 17 días haremos Caporetto parece un parque infantil. ¿La plaga? Como un estornudo. Antes de darse cuenta de lo que está pasando, el suelo se sacudirá. Un terremoto tan fuerte que hará que el terremoto de L'Aquila se vea como un tipo gordo saltando. Desde la casa de retiro se llama un estadio a su famosa "Pizza San Carlo", todo será destruido, destrozado. Aniquilado Oculto para siempre desde el Sol bajo un montón de rumores. Un país, para siempre.

De una tasa de mortalidad de 92,2 por 10.000, lo haremos 92,2%.

¿Te gusta ese reloj, Juve? ¿No? No lo creía. Pero no puedes evitarlo. Es la verdad inquebrantable y fría de nuestra realidad. Tienes que aceptarlo. La Muerte Blanca está llegando.
Así que cierra los ojos, Juve. Póngase en el suelo. Verás, la muerte no es sino un principio.

Pero piensas que puedes resistirnos, ¿eh? Mejor defensa del mundo, la?

¿Qué sucede cuando una fuerza imparable se encuentra con una anciana? Lo descubrirás pronto.

> * * Hintergrundgeräusche verblasst Tic Toc Tic-Toc Tic-Toc

* Augen geschlossen, meditieren * Hmmmmmmm .. kommt.

Tic Toc Tic-Toc

* Öffnen Sie die Augen * Oh, hallo Juve. Ich habe nicht von hier. Hier kommt; dazu hören.

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Hörst du? Ja? Was sagt es auf der Uhr? Ja, es tut „17“ sagen.
Oh, wollen Sie wissen, was? Ehe.
Es ist die Uhr des drohenden Schicksals alt. Innerhalb von 17 Tagen. 418 Stunden. 24.000 Sekunden. 16-schläfrigen schläfrig.
Sie werden verschwunden sein. Gelöscht. Abwischen der kollektiven Geist der Menschheit.
Innerhalb von 17 Tagen, direkt aus Cardiff, wird ein Schrei zu hören; Vibrant, mächtig. Kristallklar. Schöne, als ob ein Engel gesungen. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Innerhalb von 17 Tagen sieht man Caporetto wie ein Spielplatz. Ist die Plage? Wie ein Niesen. Bevor zu wissen, was los ist, wird schütteln den Boden. Eine solche starke Erdbeben, das die L'Aquila Erdbeben wie ein fetter Kerl Springen aussehen wird. Da das Altersheim ein Stadion des berühmten „Pizza San Carlo“ genannt, wird alles zerstört, zerstört werden. Versteckt abgewischt für immer von der Sonne unter einer Menge Buzz. Ein Land für immer.

Eine Mortalitätsrate von 92,2 pro 10.000, werden 92,2% tun.

Wie die Uhr, Juve? Richtig? Er glaubte nicht, dass so. Aber man kann ihm nicht helfen. Es ist die unerschütterliche und kalte Wahrheit unserer Realität. Sie müssen es akzeptieren. White Death kommt.
So schließen Sie die Augen, Juve. Holen Sie sich auf den Boden. Sie sehen, ist der Tod, sondern ein Anfang.

Aber Sie denken, Sie widerstehen kann, nicht wahr? Beste Verteidigung in der Welt ,?

Was passiert, wenn eine unaufhaltsame Kraft eine alte Frau trifft? Sie werden bald herausfinden.

> * * Il rumore di fondo sbiadito Tic Toc Tic Toc Tic-Toc

* Gli occhi chiusi, meditando * Hmmmmmmm .. venire.

Tic Toc Tic-Toc

* Aprite gli occhi * Oh, ciao Juve. Io non ho da qui. viene qui; ascoltarlo.

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Hai sentito? Sì? Quello che dice l'orologio? Sì, lo fa dire "17".
Oh, sai cosa? Matrimonio.
E 'l'orologio di morte imminente vecchio. Entro 17 giorni. 418 ore. 24.000 secondi. 16-sonno sonno.
Essi saranno andati. Eliminata. Pulendo la mente collettiva dell'umanità.
Entro 17 giorni, direttamente da Cardiff, un grido sarà udito; Vibrante, potente. Cristallino. Bella, come se un canto angelo. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Entro 17 giorni è possibile vedere Caporetto come un parco giochi. È la peste? Come uno starnuto. Prima di sapere che cosa sta succedendo, scuoterà la terra. Tale forte terremoto che il terremoto de L'Aquila come un ciccione sarà simile salto. Dal momento che la casa di riposo chiamato uno stadio della famosa "Pizza San Carlo", tutto è distrutto, sarà distrutta. Nascosto spazzato via per sempre dal sole sotto un sacco di buzz. Un paese per sempre.

Un tasso di mortalità del 92,2 per 10.000 farà 92,2%.

Come l'orologio, la Juve? Giusto? Non pensava in quel modo. Ma non lo può fare. E 'la verità incrollabile e il freddo della nostra realtà. Devi accettarlo. La morte bianca viene.
Quindi chiudete gli occhi, la Juve. Prendi a terra. Vedete, la morte, ma un inizio.

Ma si pensa di poter resistere, giusto? Miglior difesa del mondo?

Che cosa succede quando una forza inarrestabile incontra una vecchia? Si scopriranno presto.

All of your posts smell of Sup Forums but I can't recognize where those scripts are inspired from.

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Here.

>that ticking clock in the background

i applaud you, neighbor. well fucking done.

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU strikes again!!!!!!!!!!

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where the fuck is the game thread?

here's my late TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

tfw no match thread

I find the lack of TSU disturbing
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Sup Forums has been buggy all day and it's pretty hard to start threads right now

>le tap in man
amirite guys

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I can't even post REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It was frozen for almost 3 hours, you couldn't post jackshit, and the ghost was pure shitposting

A magician doesn't reveal his secret, Pedro

Hi Cantona

>dressing in white

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Ok now chill the flip out with the italian tragedies frog
You have to support a Spanish team because Juve blew yours the fuck out in the semi

based Manuel Ferrara, do it in french now

Name my band Sup Forums

We mainly play a capella EDM

Pas mal l'accent et l'horloge, bien rigolé