>Finally got enough good boy points to get a 20 piece nug meal at McDonald's
>time to dine like a king
>Ask mumsy to wash my rarity plushy so I can take her on a date (shes my gf and was covered in cummies)
>user, I'll wash it when we get home from McDonald's, I've got laundry running
>"it"
>Oh
>No
>U
>Didnt
>I'm a classy gentleman who will defend his waifu's honor
>walk into the laundry room and open the running dryer, unleashing a torrent of Mountain Dew colored fury from my pee pee into the hot, drying, clothes
>Next, open up the washing machine, sticking my butt in the open lid, filling it with a mess of grumpy dumpies
>After running for a minute, the smell brings mummy in to investigate
>"user, what is that smell?"
>"Now that this load is dirty, you can wash rarity, right?"
>"That does it, user, I'm taking the internet down for the rest of the month and you can forget about chicken nuggets!"
>She rushes from the laundry room with a pair of scissors to cut the cable
>My 430 pound body is too healthy to catch up to the bitch
>I gasp for air in between 'reeeeeeeeeees' and lumber up the stairs to ex new daddy no. 5's old office
>I have her in my sights
>I attempt to charge, but my left arm has shooting pain, coming from my chest
>I clutch my breast and start to cry
>"moooooooooooommiieeeeeee, save your good boy"
>She grabs the phone in tears and goes to dial, but stops
>She looks at me me with tears and mumbles "sorry user...." as she sets the phone down and walks away
That's all I remember. I guess the neighbor heard the commotion and called the cops. Just got released from the er. I reasoned with her not to cut internet. She's even gotten me nugs, tendies, and fries for every meal today! She cry's as she hands them to me, and just mumbles 'sorry' or some shit. Glad she's sad about how she treated me and rarity.
Finally got enough good boy points to get a 20 piece nug meal at McDonald's
It's too late for more of this shit.
Go back a few years and maybe you'll see your creation with the other shitstain works.
...
>She's even gotten me nugs, tendies, and fries for every meal today!
Giving you more fast food is the LAST THING she should be doing. If you she doesn't get you on a healthy diet and soon you're inevitably going to have another heart attack - one you might not survive.
Why do I imagine OP as a serial killer?
Hello fellow Good Boys, please take your seats
As I tell you a tale of hot tendie treats
>One cool autumns night, I tossed and I turned
>I dreamed of steamy tendies for which I yearned
>A growl woke me up with a startling fright
>It was my belly - it hungers tonight.
>"MOMMY MOMMY", I cried with a yelp
>For I could not cook them without her help
>But hark - no reply. Something was amiss
>She did not even come for my bedtime kiss
>I crawled out of my room, wearing my jimjams
>Braving the blackness like based Zimzam
>Even the dark cannot scare me now
>As I most desired a tendie chow
>There was a light coming out of her room
>"THAT BITCH IS IGNORING ME" I said with a boom
>I even heard laughter and a creaking noise
>But I could not hear any of mommy's toys
>I burst through the door, and lo and behold
>A man wrestling mommy (at least that was what I was told)
>"MOMMY, MOMMY, MAKE TENDIES NOW
>STOP FUCKING THIS CHAD, YOU LAZY OLD COW"
>"user, PLEASE DARLING, GO BACK TO BED"
>My mother was crying, her face had gone red
>The man (who was not daddy) told me to leave
>But this night would not be tendieless, or else I would grieve
>"BUT I AM CRAVING NUMMIES FOR MY TUMMY
>SO GET ME SOME TENDIES AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE YUMMY"
>The man was getting mad - he was ready to punch!
>But I have a special treat for him that once was my lunch
>I turned and dropped open my fanny flap
>For soon this room will be filled with my crap
>"THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING - MAKE TENDIES FOR ME
>OR BATHE IN THE STENCH OF MY POO POO PEE PEE"
>"FOR FUCKS SAKE user, PLEASE DON'T MAKE A MESS"
>Mommy pleaded and begged; but her prayers were worthless
>With my cheeks spread wide, I felt a shake
>A torrent of shit burst out with a quake
>The man screamed in terror, coated in turd
>He ran out the room without another word
>We heard a screech as he left in his car
>But the smell will stay with him - whether near or far
>Mommy was crying as she gagged at the stink
>"You've gone too far user, what would your father think?"
>"MOMMY MOMMY STOP YOUR BITCHING
>I'M WAITING FOR TENDIES - NOW GO TO THE KITCHEN"
>So go she did, as she sobbed and she sobbed
>Why was she sad? Of tendies I was almost robbed
>But soon the air was filled with a heavenly scent
>My Good Boy Points were truly well spent
>I leaped and I skipped to retrieve my prize
>I squealed in delight over the sound of mommy's cries
>She said she couldn't live like this, that she was dead already
>But why would I care? My crispy ambrosia was ready
>Soon all was quiet on this cool autumns night
>Where mommy and Chad were given an awful fright
>But I was finally content with my tendies in bed
>user is a good boy when user is fed
> low on good boy points
> ask mommy if I could get a raise
> she says I need to do the treatment as my monthly raise has been used
> she takes me to her room and she lifts her skirt
> I do the routine, still don’t know why I do it
> 30 more good boy points
> got my nuggets AND sauce
>mommy took me to gamestop to get a new game for being a good boy
>look at the games deciding what to get
>some little shit grabs a pleb tier game off the shelf
>i call him a fag for choosing poorly
>his dad comes up to me and pushes me
>i fall into a rack, knocking it over
>i start crying and mommy tries to help me up
>she screams at the guy that i am autistic
>he argues that i should be more of an adult
>actually 28
>as i get up i shart
>they didnt have the game i wanted in stock
>be me
>Mummy's perfect little 22 year old
>Daddy passed away a few months ago from a hurt chest after yelling at me to get a job
>before he died he put a little me inside Mummy's tummy
>Mummy starts talking about how nice itll be to have a baby around again
>"But aren't I the baby?"
>"user, you know I'm going to need help raising the baby, you're going to be a big brother and that means responsibility."
>i get mad and tell the whore that I'm not going to share her with that thing inside her
>"user, its time to grow up."
>Mummy gets fat and starts asking me to do shit around the house
>changing my own diaper, answering the door, whatever
>"user, could you throw some chicken tenders in the oven for me and get me a prenatal vitamin shake, I've got a craving!"
>TOO
>FUCKING
>FAR
>go upstairs to Mummy's room and grab her nail polish remover off the nightstand
>go downstairs and pour it into stupid fucking healthy-baby drink
>grab her cunt-face
>"Open wide!"
>Mummy chokes down nasty smelling smoothie and starts to scream and cry
>I keep telling her itll be better this way but she wont stop trying to hit me
>shake all gone so I decide to head back to my room for a nap
>she can make up for everything shes done when I wake up
>Mummy calls 911 screaming about bleeding from her piss-flappy downstairs parts
>I stomp on her phone and tell the bitch that if she calls them again I'll put rat poison in the next smoothie
>Mummy lays on floor for a few hours before she drives herself to the hospital after I fall asleep
>Mummy disobeyed me but baby is gone now
>all is well
>wake up to my room of piss jugs and shit bottles
>first thing I do in the morning is check my gbp
>saved up enough good boy points to buy a steam card
>crawl out of my battlestar galactica blanket (I got it from Santa instead of coal for being a good boy)
>rip off page of my gbp chart and hobble downstairs
>mummy cooking me a breakfast of tendies
>"mummy mummy! I saved up enough good boy points to get a steam card!"
>"let me see that my special little boy. You've been so good these past few weeks! Here are your chicken tenders."
>fucking normie cunt, who calls them chicken tenders
>eat my mountain of tendies then get into the car
>mummy starts to drive
>suddenly get motion sick
>"mummy I don't feel very good"
>puke all over the back of her car, tendie flakes everywhere
>oh my god! -10 gbp. We are going back to the house now
>what the fuck you stupid bitch I was good all month for that steam card
>was going to buy Sakura Angels with it
>get back to the house
>enact plan of revenge
>mummy goes to sleep
>pick up shit jugs with caution, pull out mummy's space heater and place the shit jugs with it next to her bed
>20 min later
>shit bottles explode
>hot poop splatters everywhere
>mummy gets plastic shard in her eye
>has to go to the hospital
>doctor said its infected and has to be removed
>mummy now looks like nick fury
fucking normie bitch that's what you get for taking away my gbp
>be me
>be 18
>mummy special little guy
>at mcdonald's getting chicken tendies with my saved up good boy points
>very long line
>need to go pee pee poo poo
>”MUMMY MUMMY I NEED TO GO PEE PEE POO POO NOW NOW NOW”
>mummy looks embarrassed
>says new daddy won't be happy about this
>takes me to little boys room
>I get into stall and begin my poo poo dance
>accidentally miss toilet
>hear something in other stall
>look over
>A man has pee pee mayo like daddy’s all over his hand
>he notices me
>”WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC SHIT”
>mummy runs into little boys room
>takes me into little girls room
>watches me go pee pee poo poo
>get back in line
>finally at front
>”I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES WITH A MINECRAFT TOY”
>mummy hits me
>”we will take an order of chicken tenders to go
>”BUT MUMMY I WANT TO GO ON THE PLAY PLACE”
>she gives in
>set down at play place
>devour my tendies in one swoop
>”MUMMY MUMMY WHERE IS MY MINECRAFT TOY?”
>she quickly leaves to get me my minecraft toy
>see play place
>waddle over to slide
>begin to climb up play place slide
>somebody comes down the slide knocking us both on the floor
>tard rage engaged
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smash kids head against window
>window breaks
>he is crying
>jump on him and set on his face
>he goes to sleep
>mummy runs back in with my minecraft toy
>mummy picks me up and carries me to the car
>”why user, why?”
>says we have to 'go on the run'
>mfw
> am mommas 20 year old golden boy
> saved enough GBP to get a tendie meal
> activate walkie talkie like the cool agent I am
> MUUUUM! TENDIES! NOW! FULL MEAL! OVER!
> No answer.
> ANSWER ME YOU CUNT! OVER!
> static picks up, hear loud bang and communication stops.
> pissed off enough to leave my room and go smack mum
> arrive in kitchen after hourlong walk through apartment
> stairs are exhausting
> find mum trying to eat my tendies, she has her head on the plate
> push her away, she falls over, spills ketchup and raw tendie stuff on my steaming tendies
> kick her ass, eat ketchup and raw tendie soaked tendies
> find funny looking black boomerang next to my tendie plate
> day later she is still on the floor and starts to stink, filthy cow
>be me, mommy's 32 year old 407lb bouncy baby boy
>wake up at 4pm in my childhood bedroom
>roll out of bed until my cankles hit the floor
>struggle to stand up
>waddle to the sheet covering my door (smashed it years ago in tendie rage)
>yell downstairs
>"MOMMY MOMMY BABA NEED TENDIES"
>hear a few footsteps and a muffled sob
>"h-honey...can you look for a j-job today"
>smash my Nintendo DS against the door frame
>"MAMA..TENDIES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW"
>feel a bit of liquid poop slip out between my bouncy baby boy cheeks
>"MAMA TENDIES OR I POO POO ON YOUR BED AGAIN"
>"o-ok honey..coming r-right up"
>more sobbing
>walk back to my computer desk, sit on my chair that is duct taped together
>stomp feet over and over for 40 minutes
>finally that slut brings my tendies
>"h-here you go honey"
>notice there is no ketchup
>"MA MA NO KETCHY....NO KETCHY"
>slam the plate down
>struggle to stand up
>bend over and shit liquid taco bell poop all over the plate
>pick up plate of poo-tenders
>slam it into cunt's face
>"MA MAAAAAA"
dumb bitch
>be a 27 year old NEET
>wake up at 6PM and roll out of my racecar bed
>piss jugs are all full, have to use the toilet like some subhuman normie
>waddle downstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey
>lights off, nobody there
>there is a note on the refrigerator
>"Pumpkin, your new daddy Leroy and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicken tenders, just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungry for num-nums. Love you, Mom"
>fucking cunt has let my tendies get cold and mushy
>and she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave
>she will fucking learn today
>change out of my cloth diaper into a disposable one and hit the road
>spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo poo
>arrive at the theater parking lot and coat myself in a thin layer of pee pee and poo
>brace myself and enter the lobby
>let losse my battle cry
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"MY PRECIOUS TENDIES HAVE GONE TO WASTE, NOW MY POOPY YOU SHALL TASTE"
>pull handfuls of poop out of my diaper and fling them at random
>staff tries to stop me but I am too quick and too slippery
>entire venue is being evacuated
>navigate my way to Fifty Shades Freed
>mummy and new daddy are in the back row
>covered in poo and pee, two steaming loads in each hand
>mummy's face is a mixture of shock and indescribable terror
>walk slowly towards her while chanting "...tendies...tendies...tendies..."
>our eyes are locked
>as if from far away I hear new daddy say "ayo wut tha fuck this nigga-"
>cease my low chanting with a final "TENDIEEEEES" and smash the handfuls of rancid diarrhea onto either side of her head
>bring my piss-soaked face right up to hers
>her ears are filled with my poo, eardrums are ruptured, and eyes are nearly blinded by a mixture of tears and more poo
>say very slowly and clearly
>"Don't you ever fuck with my chicky tendies again"
And the best part is the dumb whore was too scared to even take away any of my good boy points
>be me
>530 Lbs of mummy's golden child
>sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day
>finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP
>look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the M6
>"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!"
>mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key for emergencies
>proudly point at the toilet bowl
>wow! You've done so well, and it's all in the bowl too! That's 10 good boy points
>clap my hands because I've been saving my good boy points for weeks, finally at 150
>cash them all in for a special hour with my catgirl
>mummy phones up the people who send the catgirl and talks with them
>hear girl arrive at the door and sit on the end of my bed and take off my pants for the first time in 2 days
>can hear them talking downstairs
>"God, it's not him again is it? He's getting too large for me to do anything"
>hear mummy say "Please, we have a system and it's the only way I can get him to do anything"
>girl sighs and says "I have the catears headband too, I'll be wearing it again?"
>clap my hands because I can tell special time is about to begin
>girl comes into my room and meows and purrs
>have special fun time, she makes my peepee feel good
>the next 50 minutes are spent while I tell her about my comics and my video games
>she's really impressed
>eventually leaves after the hour is up
>mummy comes up with my snack of tendies for being such a good boy
>"enjoy your tendies, snookums, I have to leave now for my nightshift"
>eat my tendies in bed and dream about my waifu Mikasa-san afterwards
How can anyone diss the NEET life? Enjoy your long hours and ungrateful wives, wageslaves.
>be 30
>wake up 3pm
>tummy is hungy
>MUMMY I WANT TENDIES FROM WENDIES
>Mom busy helping Granny with her healthcare provider
>no answer
>still_hungry.jpeg
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mummy tries to explain to wagecuck on phone that the noise is nothing
>being ignored
>thinks she can get away with this
>use my cum crusty blanky as a cape
>doesn't wave when I fly
>waddle down stairs
>TENDIES IN TUMMY OR MUMMY EATS UNDIES
>Mummy realizes what she has done
>mfw too late
>mfw prepping undies for launch
>a liquid brick descends into my undies
>5 lbs of weight visibly hanging
>Mummy runs for door
>me thinkth not
>Screech a REEEE that stunns her for a second
>Farting and drooling as I run for the door
>mfw I'm blocking the only exit
>"Mummy is very sorry. user, if you settle down and promise not to hurt Mummy, you will get 50,000 GBPs.
>she thinks she can bribe her way out of this
>jewish scheme deserves extra punishment
>fall unto Mummy, my 400 pound body gently crushing her body
>mfw I hear cracks
>shes sobbing slowly as she knows what is to happen
>"Mummy was a bad girly. Bad girlys need too be good"
>"Please have mercy!" she cries
>while on top of her chest, I take of my shit ridden undies and shove it into her mouth
>shes gagging uncontrollably
>pee pee exposed
>look at Granny
>shes terrified
>horny now
>take my hard pee pee and poke Mummys eye out
>blood but I still continue
>fall asleep from moving so much
>wake back up a few hours later
>Granny is gone and Mummy isn't moving
>must have thought my body was a pillow
>silly Mummy
>get up and streak my shit stained asshole across the wall to spell out TENDIES FROM WENDIES
>waddle into the kitchen and take the trendies out from the freezer
>remember I wanted Wendies Tendies
>too hungry to care and eat them raw
>be me, mommy's 300 pound baby boy
>wake up at 2 pm after a night of intense hentai viewing
>get hungry so i waddle out my room to find mommy
>the dried cum pulls my big boy belly hair
>spit into my hand and rub my belly for quick clean
>see mommy watching tv
>tell her i want tyson tendies
>"sorry user, we are out. we have bagle bites"
>bagle bites
>not on my watch
>i start breathing heavy because of this trauma
>find mommys purse and rub it on my belly
>chuck it at that whores head
>"go to the store and get your baby boy tyson tendies"
>mommy lets out a tear that says she was in the wrong
>she gets in the car and leaves
>i grab the tv remote and put it in my buttcrack
>start rolling on the floor
>get tired and nap on living room floor
>wake up to the smell of tendies
>take remote out of my undies and put it on the couch
>crawl to the kitchen
>mommy is making my tendies!
>the excitement made me gassy
>let out a long liguidy brap
>mommy starts to tear up again, proud of her 27 year old baby boy
>wake up at 2pm
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am
>mfw
>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady.
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right.
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared.
>Start waddling over to the lady.
>She recoils back in horror.
>Keep waddling over.
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground.
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear.
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie-peenie to make me stop yelling
Good day today.
>4am, right in the middle of my 5 nights at freddy's session
>suddenly my pee pee feels funny and tickles from the inside
>"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY"
>she doesn't respond, she's been eating a lot of sleep-candies since when second daddi left to buy tendies (she promised she'll share with me soon enough yay! )
>i'm forced to waddle out of my 80 GBP gaming chair and go in her room while screaming "PEEEEEE PPEEEEEEEEEEEE FIZZY MUMMY HELP BABYYY GUU"
>the stress of this causes my belly to relax and I let out a steaming brown tendy-log in my XXL diapey - i'm mummys big boy, she always says that :)
>i plot down in her bed while she looks at me in horror and disgust
>"mummy my pee pee feels tickly, need pee pee funny dance"
> tears are falling on her cheeks, she closes her eyes and starts taking my diaper off
>the smell of fresh tendy-log and 2 days old diarrhea smeared on my hairy asscheeks makes her gag
> i let out a teehee while saying "mummy belly burp!"
>then, while sobbing, she grabs my pee pee stick and starts going up and down
>my smegma crusted foreskin hardly retreats while tear drops fall on my belly
>i let out my funny-happy milk on her hand "OOHUUHHHHHHU PEE PEE IS GLAD, I MADE IT FOR MUMMYY"
> "you're my special little baby boy, thank you for your gift to mommy" says her, while becoming red in face from happiness
>mummy grabs orange bottle from nightstand and rewards herself extra-helping of sleep candies, hehee she deserves it!
> i leave her room and the diaper on her bed and go back to my gaming session
> the next day she's still tired and sleeping on her bed
i wonder when she'll wake up, maybe she's preparing a surprise for babby boy gu? so many GBP & tendies await me for not waking her up!!
>playing CoD3
>my belly starts to rumble
>"Mommy I need some Tendieeeeeessss."
>"user, for the last time, you're on a diet and can't have fried food!"
>"But momeeeeeee! I have enough GBPeeeee!!"
>no response
>wait a few minutes
>Hear the "bump bump" of mommy walking down the stairs
>a tray slides through my flap-flap on my basement door
>mommy had it installed because "she couldn't bear seeing me"
>remove the neck of my poop jug from my anus
>been sitting on my poop jug as a chair all day
>it makes my peepee feel tingly
>wobble over my bedroom door
>look at the tray
>so taken aback by the horror on my tray that I fall over
>THE BITCH MADE ME BAKED CHICKEN
>clench fists hulk-style and start yelling "IM.... ANGRY"
>"user SMASH!"
>just like my hero saitama knock the basement door off of it's hinges in one punch
>start hobbling up the stairs
>have to stop on 5th step because exhausted
>take a nap on the stairs for about 30 minutes
>continue making my journey up the last 3 steps
>get to the top, reminds me of rocky
>roll up to mommy, poopy butt leaving trails on the carpet
>"hello user how was your dinn-"
>roll straight into her legs, knocking her to the ground
>"MOMMY FAILED TO COMPLY, NOW SHE ten-DIES"
>Start rolling on her like a steamroller
>hear her bones cracking from my beautiful curves
>"user NO PLEASE STOP!"
>activate "Muddy Lemonade" protocol
>start pissing and shitting as i roll over her
>"user ILL MAKE YOU TENDIES JUST PLEASE STOP!"
>I halt
>she crawls to the kitchen her broken legs dragging behind her
>see her pull a handful of what i think are tic-tacs from an orange bottle and put them into the milk for the breading
>I hate mint flavor!
>slither up behind her like a snake that has just eaten a elephant whole
>"PUT MINTS IN MY TENDIES, YOUR SPINE GOES BENDY"
>get mommy's head and bend it backwards so the back touches her butt
>she's limp
>have peepee fun friction time with her mouth
>roll back to basement and start playing CS:GO
>8hrs later still no tendies
bump
>mommys special boy
>spend all day playing with my pee pee
>make juicys a few times
>wipe myself with mlp beach towel
>nap for an hour
>wake up hungry for tendies
>go to mommy and say i want tendies
>do my magic peepee dance to mesmorize her to do my bidding
>she makes three tendies
>that is not enough for her prince
>demand she makes more
>she says some stupid shit about a diet
>do my pee pee dance again
>does not work
>only one thing to do
>pull my undies down and squat
>scream loudly as a soggy shredded wheat escapes my butt
>mommy starts to gag
>i scoop my poop and fling it at mommy
>mommy runs away
>fucking coward
> Be me
> Mama's 26 yrs old big boy
> Masturbating to my little pony because real girls are garbage
> Suddenly feel my stomach cry out of hunger
> I haven't ate since 2 hours, literally starving
> "MAMA, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BIG BOY'S DIN DINS!" I scream. I can feel my rolls of fat shake as I yell
> No answer
> "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
> Still no answer
> I am enraged. How does this fucking whore DARE abuse her BIG BOY like that?
> Roll out of my room, dodging the peepee and poopoo bottles
> Roll downstairs, and see my mom making out with black dad
> "MOOOOOOOOOOOM IT'S TIME FOR MY DIN DINS"
> All that screaming takes a lot of effort, and I'm sweating profusely
> "What the fuck?" says black dad
> "No swearing in my HOUSE!" I scream as I lunge at black daddy
> He tries to block me by putting his arms in front of him, but he's not strong enough to resist 550 pounds of pure beauty charging at him
> He falls down, and I fall down onto him
> Every single bones in his body snap. I can hear the snaps. I can feel the shockwaves of the snaps under my tummy
> Turn to mom, who is absolutely paralyzed in fear
> "Mama, you abandonned your good boy for a new daddy? You need to be put in your place, mama."
> "N-No!" she wimpers, "If you do anything bad to mommy, I will take away 50 of your Good Boy Points!"
>50 good boy points is worth about 3.24 chicken tendies. But I am ready to pay the price
> Before she is able to do anything, I sweep her off her feet like a ninja, and let her fall to the ground
That happened two weeks ago, and mommy hasn't woken up since. The house smells really bad, and I need to eat the flies buzzing around mommy's body to survive. I miss my chicken tendies
Hope this bitch learned her fucking lesson though.