Just lost most respect for myself
>today
>county taekwondo contest
>3 fights I score most points
>win second place
>special guests are a team of korean chinks
>can berely speak english
>do a friendly match with a chink (woman)
>try pandae-dollyeo
>pandae-yop
>quickest ap-chagi
>she's too fast and dodges everythings
>kicked the shit out of me
How
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>Taekwondo
Dont worry about losing to a female youre not a man anyway
wOw le EPICK meme bro :D Xd I upboates your sick roast
Fuck off to reddit
this probably belongs in the martial arts thread in /asp/
or /heem/ i guess
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Losing to a Korean in Taekwondo is like getting out-shitposted by a Canadian
>tai chi
Weak
But not to a fucking woman
Except the "Martial art" you're learning is Reddit to the core. Go sew your ass back to together
>back to together
Back to 3rd English class with you stupid nigger
did you try the yaka-lelo too?
>try pandae-dollyeo
>pandae-yop
>quickest ap-chagi
worst combo ever, dude
Didn't do them consecutively. Most known combo is yop chagi+dollyeo on the other leg
Just mash buttons for easy win.
he is right tho pham, you can still try a real combat system
Should've shot for the double leg then transition to the clinch and rain some elbows down
>Fought a korean
>Surprised they bodied your shit
TKD and Judo is like basketball in America to them. They have the best coaches and could send their bottom of the barrel to the Olympics and still fuck peoples shit.
>be a gypsy
>get btfo by worst korean
literally off yourself
should have picked up boxing instead
It's a bit of a gamble, but you should've combo'd a Tatsumaki Senpukyaku into a Shoryuken.
>the "Martial art" you're learning is Reddit to the core
What the fuck does this even mean?
means he really really really really really doesn't like it
what the REAL combat system then? Cartel work isn't a "combat system" btw paco
lmao.
Thai is 172lbs, korean is a heavyweight, probably > 200lbs.
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MMA or muay thai are the only acceptable styles
>mma is a sport not a fighting style
All I learned in tae kwon doe was how to write Ching Chong letters
>What is boxing
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is kung fu legit?
Wrestling + BJJ. Here's an example of TKD vs wrestling:
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