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alri

>normies talking about sex
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this doge has mental hair haha

Dare someone to reply to a thailad post with a picture of a raccoon
haha

you arrive in cardiff

that disgusting nonce is back

pulling the trigger and buying tickets

brit pakis on suicide watch

reminder the Aussies only make good psychedelic stuff cos they're off their fucking faces on drugs most of the time

Straya is ari.
Rip Maisiebro.
mental hair

>you'll end up a Terminal 5 or the mean fiddler#

what did he mean by this?

Don't listen to this man, he has some kind of baffling agenda

Wolfenstein II looks alri

STOP FUCKING BULLYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tame Impala are shit

>posting pics from their FB here to "convince" people ITT
dire

>hahah, p-pub crawls suck. i enjoy sitting on my computer like a true patrician and shitposting about pakis and pooing

imagine travelling from Canada to New York for some dead pub crawl

jesus wept

good post M8, I can really smell the petrol

Bill Clinton was impeached

posts like this really highlights the cringy cultural differences yanks and leafs have to real countries. utterly fabricated and artificial fun. and buying tickets to enter pubs as well. fuck me the utter state of you.

go be wrong somewhere else

Hate Pakis
Love 'namlad
suspicious of 'gendas

>yanks on a "pub" "crawl"
Imagine I've attached a picture of a vomiting frog to this post yeah

I can genuinely only count 1 fit bird here

(far left, brown hair with glasses)

If you're good looking just walk around and walk into crowded bars

your words hurt more than you know

>pls stop having fun

state of you cunts. no wonder nobody ever invites you to a night out.

wouldn't want to go out with any of them
they've probably been to 4 pubs and they're already jumping around and dancing everywhere

got a job offer kek

they're fun with your mates in your hometown or some big trip to the city to go mental and do a poo on the subway

not paying for some sterile coddled middle class hipster trip around new york with some "guides" telling you when to have fun

already disproved your nonsense in the last thread

EYO RYAN... RYYAANNN

EYO HOW LONG WE GON BE UP IN THIS JOINT? 20 MINUTES? A'ITE THAT'S LIT BRO

uh yeah hey there can I get a pitcher of bud light please? extra ice, thanks

good post

You're supposed to go to the pub, buy a drink and go to the next
mong

Sun's going to come up in less than an hour and I haven't had much sleep if any yet.

no you got an interview offer

>go to a city you know nothing of
>try to go to some lively club
>wait in line and never get in
>end up going to some divebar with sketchy homeless people that smell like piss

ah yes, very good.

>caring this much about the opinions of anonymous shitposters
>especially anonymous shitposters in /brit/

#JustCanadaThings

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Manlets eviscerated from the face of the earth (I wish)

That's a fact you mong.

fucking christ leafs are beyond the beyond

As a rule I don't pay into pubs
you're getting proper scammed if you do

this

King gizzard is better

thoughts on americans? on pints?

the zealander is the worst

what is your argument lad? a fake scenario in which we don't get let into a club?

you're paying through the nose literally just to stand in not 1, but 4 pubs with a group of other people

you're paying for a babysitter because you're a billy no-mates

quite sad

Just walk around the lower east side and look for places that look crowded. Not hard

Canadians never post anything good. At best their posts are utterly unremarkable, at worst it's this cringey tone deaf yank shite. Join me in the anti-Canadian crusade.

thought i was alright today but suddenly depression washed over me like an icy tsunami

petrol isnt a drug

>superincel93

1/4 the way through my shift lads

no

reckon if I was in America for st patricks day it would be good craic desu
wouldn't have to buy a drink all night

reminder that when Americans go out to "clubs"/bars, they have dance routines that they learn and perform in unison

I am not taking the piss here

for example, one of the dances they learn and perform when the song is played

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haha

iktf
the spectre of work looms over me

fucking hell lad
i was gonna say watching the sound of music today has made me depressed over how shit my life is
fucking depression fuck off

hate it

man what?
I mean like heading down to Toronto or something to get fucked then take the subway/bus back

what's your argument? that paying for a notoriously expensive city's covers and drinks on our own rather than letting some local give us pointers is stupid?

fucking christ you're a mong. you sound like you haven't left your house in years

There's multiple, which one is bad?

what does /brit/ think of my wings?

josie

didn't want to read this

currently toiling

send help

well the trip is revolving around visiting NYC, not solely to go the bar. that's just what we'd be getting up to at night.

love terminal 5
hate mean fiddler

What countries of europe would recommend me to visit?

I want countries that are not members of the European Union


Who are not members of NATO


And countries where the euro is not used at all

>rather than letting some local give us pointers is stupid?

ahahahha oh my life mate you can't be serious. You think these are just locals that know all the 'cool' places off the beaten path? mate they're paid by the pubs to take you there you fucking spanner

grim

had a think and figured out my ultimate erotic fantasy
>walk into room of 10/10 alpha chads who are talking amongst themselves about chad stuff
>go to sit down on my own for some work
>one of the Chads casually calls me over and asks me to sit on his lap
>sit on his lap like he says
>Chad starts casually feeling me up while continuing his conversation
>Chad is groping and feeling all over my torso and starts chewing on my ear while i squirm against his erection
>Chad works one of his hands under my pants and jerks me off while all the other Chads keep chatting away like nothing is happening
>cum like a bitch just from Chads ministrations
>Chad slaps me on the ass and tells me to "run along"

why don't you LEAF your house and pay a local guide for a wristband and directions to walk off the nearest cliff you dribbling hysterical yank runtoid

never speak in my presence ever again unless it's to issue a full apology for your snivelling little existence

Some of you lot need a good necking.

>pay for a pub crawl only to find that a hench, 6'4 black man is in your group


Wut do?

business idea: impeach drumpf

love sausage bean melts
love orange lucozade
hate being called a racist

She's a Brit though

Costa Rica

got the reverse for me, was feeling exhausted and dreading work but now I'm here I'm happy aha

>I want countries that are not members of the European Union
Only the shit ones aren't in it (that'll be changing when we leave)

grim

i think most of them are literal teenagers

>get free cover in NYC where they'll most likely dog you for 20 bucks to enter

why can't you admit you're wrong? it's embarrassing. you sound like friendless losers who are bitter at the world for having fun.

josie is a 4'11 femlet lezzer with A cups

...

No bars charge cover here

love pints. love 'em

hate wogs. hate 'em

hot

clueless cringey yank

Switzerland
Norway (hear Oslo is nice)

Switzerland is nice

I think you're ari mate

She's in my city soon apparently, might leave some gimmicks around town as a prezzy

I already live in costa rica

Have to be European countries that are not members or the stupid European union, or NATO shit

so you're paying to go to 4 pubs you know nothing about that are paying someone to take you to rather than 1 or 2 where you know you'll have a good time

deary me

no bars or just the smaller ones?

>(that'll be changing when we leave)

MissAlice is so pure

haha hey lads

going down to York next weekend and i've only gone and treated myself to a bar crawl extravaganza! Only £6 and they give you a free map and jaegerbomb! waheeeyyy

love being a socialite