First dubs picks who you fight

First dubs picks who you fight.
Typhlosion -78 HP
Slowbro - 90 HP
Ampharos 80 HP

After you pick a Pokemon to fight:
dubs(even): 2 damage
dubs(odd): 4 damage
dubs(00): heals pokemon 5hp (you cunt!)
trips: 10 damage
quads: 30 damage
quints: catches pokemon

Ampharoll

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...

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would have been an epic get

Slowbro

Ampahros get

Reroll

Typhlosion is the weakest I choose him

The digit gods just weren't with me today. But yes, I agree.

...

Roll for The sheep.

A wild Ampharos appears!
>80 HP

dubs(even): 2 damage
dubs(odd): 4 damage
dubs(00): heals pokemon 5hp (you cunt!)
trips: 10 damage
quads: 30 damage
quints: catches pokemon

Attack

Roll

76/80 HP

Earthquake

Die!!!

Reroll

*shoot animal with gun*

Fuck so close

*shoots animal with gun*

Failure.

No u

Trips

Dubs?

Singles

74/80 HP