I went to Papa John's today for dinner. I ordered a large thin crust with pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple. I ordered online and went to pick it up about 15 minutes later. After I paid, the worker opened the box to show me the pizza. I don't like when they do this as the workers typically handle money and then touch my pizza box, but that is a discussion for another time. I noticed there was a garlic dipping sauce in the corner of the pizza box, and I informed the worker that thin crust pizzas were not supposed to get the sauce. He just shrugged and closed the box, and then I left and came home.
So here I am, faced with a quandary: Do I use the sauce with my pizza, even though the sauce is ill-obtained? I admit I am used to eating my pizza without it, but it is really tempting me. I want to do the right thing.
Samuel Wright
Papa John's doesn't have real thin crust so it's okay. Enjoy the sauce.
Hunter Walker
>I ordered a large thin crust with pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple. >pineapple
Fuck you.
Henry Murphy
no, fuck YOU
Benjamin Phillips
Makes your jazz tasty Think of the children, user
Wyatt Brooks
only little kids and manchildren don't have a developed enough palette to enjoy combinations of sweet and salty. pineapple in pizza is glorious, you're pathetic.
Ryan Anderson
FUCK U, PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST
Christopher Harris
Man i miss eating at Papa John's... Fucking gringos are to blame
John Rodriguez
who eats chain pizza that's not a kid? go to a local pizzeria if you want good pizza. Domino's, Papa John's and pizza hut is shit.
Owen Howard
people actually eat this garbage. blows my mind pooooooffff
David Kelly
How about you just fucking kill yourself?
Isaiah Powell
I am a NEET and live with Mom so if she wants Papa John's we get Papa John's
Chase Parker
no u
Eli Cox
Chuck it away. The sauce is not yours and if you use it I will inform papa john's about the situation and the appropriate action will be take to you and the employee involved.
Aiden Perry
lol ok i feel bad for you, teach her to like good pizza, not that doughy shit
Jordan Evans
this made me giggle
Brandon Diaz
only children enjoy silly meme combos like pineapple and pizza. I bet you just loooove bacon milkshakes and nacho cheese oreos
Joshua Thomas
>giggling at your own post
Dylan Thomas
>>murican' >>developed enough palette choose one
Julian Barnes
Bite my ass, I've spent hundreds of dollars on extra Special Garlic Dipping sauces. I already made the call to John to make sure that he not only gets to keep these Special Garlic Dipping sauces, but will continue getting them in the future.
Angel Jackson
no i swear u have it all rong misteer
Landon Morris
Shove the sauce up your ass and kys
David Reed
ok u win
Kayden Campbell
It won't fit
Jason Sullivan
use a funnel
Levi Anderson
Eurofag here. There's nothing more retarded than pineapple as pizza toppings. Italians don't do it, nobody does it apart from Hawaii third world people and burgerfags
Parker Sanders
Because you're not trying
Easton Campbell
what the fuck do italians have to do with anything?
Julian Martin
What do italians have to do with pizzas ? I wonder
Gavin Adams
>Italians don't do it, nobody does it apart from Hawaii third world people and burgerfags it's also extremely popular in australia for what that's worth
Grayson Harris
>pineapple Fucking loser
Cooper Miller
did eating pineapple somehow make you retarded, or is it just that idiots naturally gravitate toward hawaiian pizza
Nathan Wood
That should convince you never to put pineapple in pizzas
Benjamin Reyes
yeah u better submit to me u beta male
Daniel Turner
Turn yourself in to the police.
Charles Collins
That'd be hilarious
Brody Cruz
>Italians don't do it, "real" italian pizza is trash, america perfected it
Julian Wood
As long as you don't consider Hawaii to be part of America, we can agree
Luis Phillips
America just put some diabetes on it
Noah Torres
I fucking hate Hawaiians
Owen White
Then you hate pineapple on pizzas.
Wyatt Perry
That'd real retarded sir
Joseph Jenkins
While true, it isn't related.
Jacob Howard
i think canada was the first place to combine pineapple and pizza, kind of sad that hawaii ended up taking the blame for it
Ian Kelly
It's always easier to blame niggers
Owen James
I didn't realize something this fucking simple could be turned into a problem with enough issues to actually request help.
Tards, man.
Cameron James
If it's so simple then what's the solution?
Blake Ross
I saw that video too
Evan Lee
I love Papa Johns, I get free food from there once a week. Also, would you like to try our 2 large 2 topping pizzas for $19.99?
Christopher Jenkins
wtf dude that's so racist. Where the heck are the forum moderators please do something
Justin Morgan
Pineapple on pizza is ok with the right toppings. Pepperoni is for faggots though.
Josiah Hill
Isn't it obvious?
>Fill a bathtub full of luke-warm water. >Strip off all your clothes. >Get in the bathtub. >Pray or whatever you gotta do to make peace with yourself >Then drop in a powered on toaster into the tub. >Let's see this pizza problem find you now.
Matthew Bennett
The "Hawaiian Pizza" (ham and pineapple) was actually invented by a Canadian.
The more you know.
Xavier Wright
"Hawaian pizza" was invented im canada.
Austin Wright
What if the toaster is plugged into a GFI outlet?
Robert Jones
lmfao what kind of weird ass bait is this shit and why are people biting
Brody Ward
>So here I am, faced with a quandary: Do I use the sauce with my pizza, even though the sauce is ill-obtained? I admit I am used to eating my pizza without it, but it is really tempting me. I want to do the right thing.
What the fuck is wrong wit you?
Austin Wilson
Go back to your trap and furry threads faggot
Daniel Nguyen
Yeah God forbid we do the right thing right? Fuck me
Jace Morris
Substitute the toaster for a razor
See the index for proper razor slashing techniques.
Eli James
Nowonder you americans are fat. That looks even less healthy than a microwaved tv dinner.
Oliver Price
Listion here op. You need to know that this is the best fucking bate I have ever seen on this site. It is perfect . From the uses of pinapple to the ILLIGAL sauce it's great. I choose be a fucking rebal fuck the man and fuck god . Eat the sauce you sexy boi
Eli James
I wouldn't eat the sauce solely because it's disgusting. But then I wouldn't eat PJ pizza for the same reason.
Evan Reyes
This nigga acting like he never ate a pizza before .smh
Caleb Roberts
>meme combo >hawaiian pizza has been a menu item since AT LEAST the 60's
Please be b8
Robert Martin
This
Isaac Martinez
>forum moderators kek
Joshua Scott
>bacon milkshakes Please don't laugh at these until you've tried one. It's actually chocolate+bacon. How can you go wrong combining the two greatest foods?
Adrian Long
What the frick is wrong with you? I'm reporting this to this forums admins
Carson Brown
nigger's gonna nig
Charles Jenkins
>le bacon is the greatest food
What is this? Reddit circa 2010?
Kevin Allen
Until someone invents better. Some things never change.
Dominic Ross
I wish tomatoes still looked like that
Ethan Roberts
Why does any one care about what anyone else Does?
Don't like it? Don't eat it.
Not that fucking hard.
Ryder Martinez
Thank you OP, for creating b8 so tempting and so subtly multi-layered that it is destined to become delicious pasta for years to come.
Grayson Thompson
Papa bless
Ryan Barnes
>don't like him touching your pizza when his brother probably made it
Jordan Martinez
>the worker opened the box to show me the pizza. I don't like when they do this as the workers typically handle money and then touch my pizza box, but that is a discussion for another time.
They put all those boxes together by hand in the morning, hands all over the inside and shit, usually I see them folding them against their torsos too. Disgusting fuckers be glad they're only touching the outside atm
Angel Sullivan
>ill-obtained? this is bait or are you truely brian dead? i'm sitting here working on nuke fuel designs at 5 am while drunk and you are worried about garlic sacue? this is what the world has come to? god i'm hoping for a asteroid,
Lucas Gutierrez
In theory, your pizza should not be touched after cooking. Everything done with tools. The employee should be wearing gloves while folding. And there's no reason to pick it up. But we are talking Papa John, known to abuse employees even after losing the lawsuit. Nobody likes working there. So all bets are off. Go to a good private place.
Nathan Jones
pineapple on pizza is the best :D
Eli Jenkins
>wants to do the right thing
Orders food from the Fourth Reich
Charles Lee
You don't dip thin crust pizza, but you can sip the garlic butter as a beverage on the side. This is proper pizza etiquette recognized around the world
Christopher Baker
Papa John's is a shit tier pizza. They buy pizza sauce by the gallon can. None of their ingredients are fresh. All of them are canned and months old, loaded with salt, and preservatives. You may as well go to WalMart and buy a $5 frozen pizza. Same quality but half the price. The only idiots who like pineapple on a pizza are crack heads and asians.
Lincoln Kelly
You ex criminals put vegeminte, the waste product from beer making on your pizza too.
David Ross
faggot
William Anderson
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Jaxson Watson
Yeah who cares what anyone else does! Let’s allow more terrorists to fly planes into buildings!! Who cares what anyone else does. It’s about having fucking STANDARDS and a thread of basic humanity you Faggot.
Jeremiah Ward
You need help user
Lucas Collins
That's about the only thing those dolts invented.
Daniel Watson
>developed pallete >tomatoes and canned pineapple >on your favorite wheat and cheese combo
Just straigth up go and kill yourself irl. The faster the better, use window or kitchen knife. Hury up!
Joseph Cook
^ This
Now the (((money kikes))) grow tomatoes in water full of chemicals so the grow in to ripen stage in 2 days. You can't cut them with a knife because they are 80% water and turn to mush. They don't even taste like a tomato and a pale pink instead of red.
Isaac Thomas
As an Australian I can safely say I have never heard of that
Nolan Ross
take the pie back, and throw it against the window.
Jaxson Price
Pizza Capers in QLD do it, although they do it on a small appetiser pizza.
Blake Sullivan
>I went to Papa John's there's your problem right there
Jonathan Rogers
Fuck off OP you won't get sauce of any cheese pizza here
Luis Clark
>QLD That explains it
Xavier Cooper
>I don't like when they do this as the workers typically handle money and then touch my pizza box
It is just the box you autist, goddamn. Its not like they touch the pizza itself.