YOU JUST KNOW

YOU JUST KNOW

Imagine being Dan when Icarly and Victorious were made at same time.

I feel terrible for her

her eyes tell like she's been hurt

you can see the pain in her eyes

Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with your ham, start with 2 fingers then your hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her cans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one-not two-but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soft smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard they call me the Hymen Collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, dont go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter shes a fighter, we wont kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider

She has a nice cleavage tho, sooooo..... yeah.

Why? Cosgrove is a very high paid hooker, she earned around $5M per every icarly season. Bitch sold really well her body and soul. Don't feel bat for her.

Hard kek

No bra? Hot.
moar

Wait a minute... isnt that Dan “you shouldve ran when you had the chance” schneider

Would you want him hugging you like that?

Sure looks like Dan "it'll fit if it's just the tip" Schneider

Did any body else read this in song/with an auto tune?

For 5 million? Hell yes!!! And you?

Is there any evidence that he's a child rapist?
Any actresses come out and say it?
After this #metoo shit ,you'd think a few would have spoken up

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For five million, he could have my ass for the night , I'd even suck ans swallow

She's not that pretty to me

Fun fact: Icarly was so-called at the Icarly writers room "iHow can get Miranda in a Bikinit his Week". Creepy yet deadly funny.

Believe me, she had to earn every dollar in the hard way. Feel sorry for her.

The Intruders has no nude or sex scenes. No surprise movie flopped so hard. She needs a better manager for sure.

> "iHow can get Miranda in a Bikinit his Week".
I've head that before, and not on this site
Was that on a documentary? I don't remember

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Fucking A+

An Icarly writer wrote it at Icarly's livejournal community, and deleted it really fast. At that time, Miranda Cosgrove was 13 years old, so it was creepy as hell.

so where are that pictures in bikini?

It was a running joke at set. At Icarly first seasons, Cosgrove was in bikini several times for no reason. Well, there was a reason, but it was a bit too lewd...

His preys are too young to risk their careers. Maybe in 15 or 20 years they will willing to expose him.

YOU JUST KNOW

who do we have here

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What's his name again?

Dan "Wam bam destroy clam" Schneider

dan "you want a career? touch me right here" schneider

What a lucky bastard, banged prime miri and VJ. I want to be a Holly producer!!!!

He looks like fat Ryan Reynolds in Best Friends.

Damn what happened to drake bell

Dan 'ram her clam 'til it looks like Arby's ham' Schneider

He said no to Dan?

fairly odd parents movie

That was 2011 though.

Despite everybody makes jokes about Drake, I will always respect him because he deflowered Miranda Cosgrove. There is nothing more based than that.

Miranda is ugly as fuck, looks like Michael Jackson's twin. Yet, she's still attractive for some reason. Childhood memories, perhaps

>deflowered
Does that mean he fucked her? Source

Ole KFC Fingers wonder what little ones he has them greasy fingers on now? Run a DNA test on the Spears girl baby let's see. None of these girls can ever come forward. I'm sure he had them all eat his asshole just to show them who's boss.

What about the coalburner? She looks insane, but she can out Dan anytime.

She was probably raped by Dan, hence it drove her to that nigger.
She sees the ultimate protection from that ape, it's powerful

Her head is huge.

I'll take the one on the right.

I bet he did to her (them) worst things. Greasy rimjob is vanilla stuff for Dan.

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Yeah, look at her clinging to him. lel

holy fuck, cannot unsee

did he fuck Keenan and Kel too?

don't be so jelly, little girl lol

ha!

still waiting for her metoo post. Why is she taking so long!!!????

Blackmail, I bet. Probably Dan has tons of nude and porn videos of her. Maybe even her college sex-experiments.

College sex-experiments? What's that?

Cutie.
Shame Dan Schneider defiled her beyond repair. At the industry, nobody wants to work with her anymore because she is damaged goods.
Not fair ;_;

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pls, leak her college gangbang vids, Dan

I'd let him do a hell of a lot more than hug me for $5m

No shit.

Don't worry, Miranda. We understand why you gave him your young body in exchange for fame and several million dollars.

>no feet itt
wrong

Wow some would say she looks like a ghost. Standing next to Dan "the ghost rider" Schneider but that would just be USCrazy Dan "holder tighter she's a fighter" Schneider would allow that. Also you just know don't you Dan "let's see your feet so I can beat my meat" Schneider likes this one

that's not Havey

>that's not Havey
No it's not Its Dan " the cunny king" Schneider