Man United vs. Southampton - Match Thread #1

Who's ready for a nap?

Practically a post-season friendly at this point

first for is marcos rojo still alive?

Someone post a stream please lads

ded, out for the season ;_;

>Rooney

Shan't be watching this match lads

PUEL OUT

>soccerstreams.net
pick one

Saints: Forster, Soares, Stephens, Yoshida, Targett, Ward-Prowse, Romeu, Davis, Redmond, Gabbiadini, Tadic.
>Substitutes: Hassen, Clasie, Rodriguez, Austin, Cáceres, Boufal, Pied

>they fell for the Puel meme

>it's a Rooney plays like complete shit but scores anyway episode

Who exactly will Southampton get in?

Man Unipiss

Only here to pass the time until Jewe - Nazio match.

probably another literally who

hopefully one that wont just play 90' of bus parking

thread on /r/reddevils tonight after the game

>IN PRAISE OF ROONEY
or
>WHY ROONEY SHOULD STAY ANOTHER YEAR

Should try and get Marco Silva desu

>southampton sponsored by a mong charity

Im ready for Rooney to fuck up ever touch once again

>De Gea has probably played his last United game
>his house is up for sale

;___;

Great player and the only shining light of the post-Fergie era.

do argentinos like romero or think he's a meme?

I'll miss the fuck out of him but thankfully he's not as vital as he was before this season. Get a decent keeper in to replace him (unless United trust in Romero) and things should be fine.

What do you lads think of these Keane to United for £25m rumours that have surfaced recently?

>Bailly

Mike Dean is so shit.

Also what a save.

Why the fuck didn't Ward-Prowse take the pen? He's the only player in the squad who seems capable at them.

0-0 confirmed

>ever doubting Romero

LITERALLY better than Neuer.

If I was a southampton player i'd just purposely injure as many United players as I could before the final

Why?

>not watching the championship playoff semi

>Gateway error
>request timed out

Fuck off.

Who cares?

dammit

>

What happened? Why is this website so fucking broken?

Leaked team for the final. My dad works at Man Utd.

_Mkhitaryan__Rashford__Lingard
____Pogba___Herrera__Fellaini
Darmian__Blind__Smalling_Valencia
____________Romero

is Sup Forums fixed now?

why am I watching this shit? I have exams to study for

>Smalling
No, try Jones m8

>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Ummmmmm... ...broken?

>moot

I'll save you the bother
>Wednesday park the bus, Huddersfield attack all game
>Huddersfield fuck up and concede a sloppy goal in the 79th minute
>Wednesday win and then participate with Reading in the most dire, bus-parky Playoff Final of all time

Mou will lean towards Smalling for his height.

r/c:strips school

bit unfair that man utd are being FORCED to play these games they don't want to play

>video not found

reeee

Someone leaked a bunch of info on Sup Forums earlier to do with a DNC guy leaking to wikileaks who was later murdered. Hence the mega shutdown and subsequent issues.

>it's feexed

THANKS HIRSHIMOOT

he's too error prone

why are you watching the most irrelevant game of the season?

>tfw you're only looking forward to the half-time slag posting

I watched a video of younger Rooney a couple of days ago. It's just depressing. He's only 31. The guy used to be Ronaldo's equal.

because I lost control of my life

because >my team is playing and for once its not at 6 AM american time

This is so dire

romeu will gent sent off

then either bailly or jones will get sent off within 10 minutes

Kek

Whereas Jones is Mr Reliable.

>smalling

>tfw haven't slagposted in a while
Is the mod still being a nerd?

because it;s 1322 where I live and hockey starts @ 1800

Bought myself an espresso machine today, so I've been testing it out a lot. Feel fucking wired, lads. Thoughts are racing, I feel weird.

Think I need to pop a downer or something, anyone holding?

of the two? sadly yes, but that isn't saying much

>you now remember when people were declaring Smalling the best CB in the country
kek

compared to smalling, yes

>bailly or jones will get sent off

>not fellaini

post yfw Ajax win

juventus - lazio is much more entertaining. I suggest you guys switch streams right now.

wish my streams would stop dying

more than likely, got banned for posting a chick in yoga pants the other week
oh wait this post isn't sports related

F O O T B A L L

M A N U N I T E D

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I bought 5 bars of THC infused dark choclate bars with roasted espresso
Don't have the same problem, but I am concerned for your safety..
>just a little bit dough
have some tea? fuck, I dunno..

lel imagine this being your actual job s m h

I'll just drown it guzzling water, it'll be good.

post yfw when you found out Marouane Fellaini is an anagram of "A Moron Failure"

>soton attacking

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I think Mou will just use Romero as the no1 next season.

>maroon felony being punished for his crimes

>Rooney

Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

>Rooney

My stream must be at least 2 minutes behind

HT after 46', la

source?

don't worry, you're not missing anything

True, I just saw what these two were reacting too

Just flicked the match on, what did I miss?

Quality game so far.

united conceded a penalty that wasn't actually a penalty, romero saves it

that's it

slegs?

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Romero saved a penalty

That's it.

alri

Leanna Decker is no slag, Sir. She's a goddess.

Who thankful for living in the age of Rooney?

left: would
right: maybe if I was drunk

so this is a draw

alri

Damn, Lucy Collett is hot as fuck. Ain't had a cheeky wank over her in a long, long time.

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