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what's the way to happiness ?

farting

that's it

crush your enemies see them driven before you. and hear the lamentations of their women

That ass

a job that pays the bills while giving you a sense of accomplishment, a girl who cooks, cleans, fucks, sucks your dick, lets you put it in her ass, doesn't spend all your money or fuck your friends, and bares your children

i forgot to add: not fat. she can't get fat, even after having the kids

singularity, immortality, vr games

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A healthy balance of ambition and detachment.

This is the portal to happiness. You put your penis inside it and you become happy in an instant.

I can vouch for this

wrong on so many levels

And in case of a faggot like that one - then it's this.

My favorite ever porn clip was on motherless.
Two "teen" girls standing in front of a camera, pull their pants down, and spread their ass cheeks. It was my favorite because of the way the girl on the rights ass cheeks stuck together as she pulled them apart, sort of like they were glued. I don't know why that turned me on so much, but it did.

Anyway, love how her pussy sticks to that ball. I think this is a fetish, right? I don't know what it's called, however, do you know?

be born wealthy

ahhh. a fictional woman.

They exist. You'll never see them, they're at the gym and the bank. Lmao fuck you

/thread

>be born wealthy
>he fell for the "live for money" meme

You don't remember days you remember moments. Cherish each moment, take pictures, forgive your ex for cheating on you and letting her drug dealer cum inside of her and having his baby. Let it go. Eat pizza every day.

The 'I'm 16, I can't believe she cheated on me, I was imagining our lives together!' starter pack

Challenging yourself with goals that are realistic, yet something you can do. AS you get more accustomed to reaching small goals, you set bigger ones. A constant feeling of striving and overcoming is very rewarding, and you will fail sometimes too, but the failures will motivate you to do better next time.

And it all starts from literally keeping yourself and your house/room in order. Get diet and fitness regimen down. Get weight in order. Keep your room/household clean. Once you can reliably do that it will greatly increase self worth and you can move on to bigger goals.

But if you're failing at keeping your body and house in order, you're likely failing at everything else too.

People always think happiness is getting all set up in life with a do-nothing job that pays you way too well for it. Not only does that *very rarely* happen since the 90s, it's a spiritually crushing event that removes all incentive for growth. We used to have a culture where that was the American dream, many baby boomers accomplished it, they're the same morbidly obese sacks of shit that ride cripple carts in the stores because they're too lazy to walk. That's what happens when people accomplish great rewards that they didn't earn, or even simple rewards like welfare, it breaks them as people. Breaks all desire for effort at anything. They never grow mentally, spirtually, or physically (outside of just getting fatter).

So you work out, challenge yourself with women, challenge yourself on the job, keep your body and house in order.

>and you will fail sometimes too, but the failures will motivate you to do better next time.
liar, failure doesn't motivate people

try being poor and happy

It does within the framwork of a proper code of values. If you're challenging yourself to be better and grow as a person.

If you're someone who defines yourself through victimhood you might make a 2% effort at something and when it inevitably fails, you'll say "look at that, I gave my all and lost! This is why you never put effort into anything. 0 percent effort from now on."

Any worthwhile person will look at past failures and they'll think about how they can do better and win in that same situation the next time.

Find out what makes you happy. Do that.

Cumming inside of the woman you love while thinking of having her bear your children.

What you're saying rationally makes sense to me but I'm not able to apply it because I committed to the idea that I don't want anything so... not a "worthwhile person."

Virgin, you don't the mess

Well, you're free to make your own choices. If you choose to live a lifestyle that doesn't bring happiness, don't go crying "it's not fair, it's not fair" when you never make any real money or have a girlfriend.

Life is very much a game that you will *almost never* get out of it more than you put in. And it's true sometimes great effort is not *always* rewarded like it should be, but no effort almost always brings it's just reward, nothing.

So the moral of this story is you gotta try. And don't reach to become god in society if you don't even have the basics down yet. Work at yourself and your household, do the best you can at your job, even if you're just a janitor. You will always see positive rewards for those types of things and probably more than you imagined. You get that down, then you can start working at trying to date.... then after that you can work on trying to make something of yourself in society and have enough to own your own home and cool toys.

But if you aren't even keeping your body and house in order chances are, you'll never reach the advanced steps.

And I'm not preaching from a high horse. I'm just a couple baby steps up in life. I'm too fat, my home can be dirty, I haven't really tried with women since an ugly break up 2 years ago. But I've at least got the right code of values and I'm working at these things, and that's a good first step.

yeah, because sticking a dick in a girl suddenly makes your life meaningful.
holy shit are you 13 to think that?

Ya, I value effort but I'm relaxed in the manner that I'll allow myself to go through phases where I do nothing, I've had these depressed episodes that last for 1-2 years between working on myself and I realized the best way for me to get out of this funk is not worrying about it.

I envy people that can force themselves out of it but I'm completely fine not doing that, so it takes me longer to finally end up getting what I want, best to do it my way imo.

The fog of apathy and escapism is a bad road to go down. I did it for at least a decade. It led to chronic alcoholism, weed smoking, I got gradually fat, masturbated all day. All the way the lawn got 2 feet tall and dishes hadn't been done for a week. I'd make minimum acceptable effort at a job (most people actually do this, just enough to not get in trouble). I'd get home, drink/smoke myself into a stupor while playing video games and watching movies. I didn't see friends, I'd occasionally luck into a woman, but it was generally shorter lived than I'd like (nothing dries the cooch up quite like a man making no effort at anything) or with women I saw as below my league.

If you're okay with that being you, perhaps trying to desire nothing is the way.... but it's better to have goals and try.

they've only been fictional for the last 40 years or so. prior to that they existed

>a girl who cooks, cleans, fucks, sucks your dick, lets you put it in her ass, doesn't spend all your money or fuck your friends, and bares your children
>ahhh. a fictional woman.

These type of women exist, but market demand is high and supply is low so it's going to take a lot to earn them.

Dating women isn't some communist/socialist system, you don't get one just for existing and you don't get a *good* one without earning it. Be the type of guy that's a valuable dating prospect and it's very do-able.

A perfect loyal submissive woman isn't gonna cream her panties and some fat dude working in retail and living with his mother.

The way to happiness is being okay with what you have. Find small joys. Forget the past. Say yes to new things.

philosophy

unfortunately /thread, like if sex doesn't cheer you up you may as well kill yourself. cause you are way more wickedly depressed than what anyone would know how to deal with. I mean it sucks since women are pretty useless these days that their luke warm moist hole holds that much power. butt yeah /thread