Ayy Sup Forums I'm back with new potions to give away.You only get one if your post # ends with certain digits...

Ayy Sup Forums I'm back with new potions to give away.You only get one if your post # ends with certain digits.on one condition-
[spoiler]you have to say what you're gonna do with the potion [/spoiler]

Ends with:
1-power to summon tentacle monster
2-ability to teleport
3-ability to freeze time
4-ability to make any animal your companion
5-ability to fly by flapping your arms
6-mind control
7-have abilities like t-1000
8-super speed x10
9-ability to see ghosts and talk with them
0-power to make any non-living thing real
Dubs-2 potions of your choosing
Trips-3 potions of your choosing
Quads-4 potions of your choosing
Quints-5 of your choosing
All digits-all potions

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Rolling, I'll respond with my answer

Any nonliving thing? At all?
Easy. The Holocaust.

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give me literally any of these potions and i'm happy (except 7 which i don't understand) i'm assuming if i get 8 it's controllable and not "shit everything i do is 10x faster now i can't stop"

that potion is already taken rerolling

Rollito

Fuck id make a tower of tardigrades that looks human

rollioli

I want mind control or making dead things alive

i would threaten world powers with it to get what i want

well looks like you got both

Rolleroni

Re roll

Rolly poly

I'd use my power to ride sharks across the ocean and to be friends with the apes

Silver back gorilla. I would revenge Harambe with a huge ass gorilla.

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I wanna get raped by a tentacle monster.

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got any dad beans?

Rollerino

rollerino

Swiss roll

I will use this potion to disrupt traffic.

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drink it you fucking moron
the key is to have some negative potions to get some variety in the answers
told you this last time
shit nigger

Everyone has seen enough hentai to know what I'd use this ability for

I'll use it to have sex with hot grills.

Yahoo unlimited waifus

>8-super speed x10
Right. So I'll walk alongside cars, moving at high speed but with the gait of a casual stroll. This will confuse them into thinking they are travelling slower than they really are, or just distract the hell out of them.

I will use this potion to profit at a casino.

Oh, jesus christ. I'm going to need a moment to think about this.

Roll stranger

4-ability to make any animal your companion
6-mind control
7-have abilities like t-1000
0-power to make any non-living thing real

>Use my t-1000 shapeshifting ability to turn myself into a pile of casino chips.
>My animal companion (trained octopus in a suit) will gamble and lose using the me-chips.
>My mind control powers will distract anyone who starts to notice that the trained octopus in a suit is not a normal man in a suit.
>At the end of business, casino-chip-me will be locked away in the vault along with all the other valuables. I don't know anything about casinos so I assume this happens.
>I use my power to make any non-living thing real on everything in the vault as well as the vault itself.
>I command the vault to open and then me and all my new Fantasia-esque casino-loot friends waltz on out to freedom and riches.

Greatest heist in history.

ROLL THAT FUCKA

ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I will use this potion to babysit a spoiled child.

Use my potion to sneak into North Korea and fuck Kim Jong Un's younger sister

Guess a body pillow will do

Give me the one that could grant me a girl

>5-ability to fly by flapping your arms

When the child causes me grief, I will tie them to myself and then fly them high above the ground and threaten to cut the rope. If they try to tell on me, everyone will obviously think they are lying.

when quads looks easy

Rollin!

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What're yebuyin?

Rolling, hoping for #6

I will use this potion to get out of an awkward social engagement.

rollup

after doing some research i would basically be able to do what i want. though i could do more i would mainly just take on the role of the legendary assassin Konjiki no Yami (Golden Darkness) from the To Love-ru anime and have fun that way.

>Pic related, her

The ability to fly by flapping arms.

I'm going to wait until it's not cold as shit then fly around and steal for profit.

Rollin'

Then use my profit to buy more potions.

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Neeto now i can see the dead.

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>7-have abilities like t-1000

I will covertly extend a piece of my body along the ground, just out of sight, and then I will mimic the sound of two giant tortoises having loud, violent sex.
When my companion turns around to see what the hell is going on, I turn myself into two giant tortoises having loud, violent sex.
I will haunt this person for weeks, appearing when they least expect it, sometimes out of sight, sometimes plain for them to see, until it becomes too much for them and they move away.

I won't have to worry about awkward social encounters with this person again.

Rolling

Fuck, I was really hoping for mind control. I guess with T1000-powers, I will have to fall back on raping and plundering. Take on the face of bank employees and remove cash and gold from vaults. Not too much from any one bank, so as to not raise suspicio. Use fortune to build a comfortable life, spending it on hookers and blow.

Use the power to mimic inorganic materials to become a false wall in the girl's shower room and spend days ogling young ladies. When particularly fine specimens show up, shapeshift into the guise of a famous actor and proceed to rape or seduce them.

I will use this potion to mow my lawn.

rolllllll

well hello

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at 10x speed aparantly

R-r-rollin

> 3-ability to freeze time

Honestly, there are just times during the day when I literally need take pause from all the stress, so I'd freeze time for myself to have a little nap and calm down before I get back into the swing of things.

Improve life without consequences

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Rolll

>8-super speed x10

Rather than drinking this potion, I will secretly douse my neighbour's lawns with it, causing their grass to grow out of control.
I will mow my lawn as normal, and submit complaints to the Neighbour's Association about all the people on the street who are violating the lawn maintenance agreement, causing them all to be evicted.
I can now play loud music as late into the night as I want.

I will use this potion to sabotage a space-satellite launch.

so i am a liquid metal shapeshifting machine.
i'd go around killing capitalists and rape their families shapeshifting myself into a tank driving my barrel into them and firing a load blowing them up into tiny pieces

T-1000 can't make functioning guns. They can't do chemicals and shit for the gunpowder.

Fuck it roll

i cant make the chemicals but i can get the shells, no?

Rolling

Rawl

Rolling

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I don't think they can deal with small, moving parts well, either, or rapid changes in temperature. You could make the barrel, and probably a basic, manual firing pin, but you wouldn't look anything like a real tank on the inside (if that mattered) and you'd damage yourself every time you fired.

I roll with the power of god

... well then
i guess i'll just turn myself into a dildo hiding in their womens drawers and then rapidly expand myself once they insert me, ripping them up

I will respond to what I get and tell ya what I will do with it.

flap arms like bird and fly lol
I will get really tired arms fromf lapping and doing shows for insane money and retire and relax! :D

Just because it isnt the best power lol

>6-mind control

I will command the engineers to load a large supply of black powder instead of the intended payload, and drill a hole through the side of the rocket into the compartment.
Immediately after launch, I will have one of the launchpad crew run out dresses as Wille E. Coyote and light the trail of powder, causing a race between the rocket and the lit fuse it is trailing behind it. The rest is in god's hands.

I will use this potion to get a random street bum elected president.

Have to reroll that power geez, lets see something with more power to help.

Ill respond with what I will do!

>7-have abilities like t-1000

Ugh. Same ones over and over.

I will use half a sandwich to bribe the hobo to run for his local office.
I will murder and impersonate his opponent and run their campaign into the ground by eating a baby in public or something.
I will keep repeating this to get him elected to higher and higher offices until he eventually reaches the top.
The people will think that he's grossly unqualified, but at least he isn't a baby eater.

I would change history talking with ghosts proving the existence of the paranormal without a doubt and bring about a spiritual awakening of the people of the world into peace and love.

probably use it to jew myself some cash, most likely.

I'm going to fix the Japanese birthrate crisis singlehandedly

I will use this potion to become the world's greatest detective.

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of course i get the gayest one

gonna use this to teleport into female restrooms kek

>8-super speed x10
>Again

I will super-speed learn every aspect of criminology, forensic science, psychology, and investigation.
I will attain expertise that makes even the greatest minds look dull in comparison.
And then I will just stage crimes and frame people, because it wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be when I started.

You can already just walk into them...