Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

did one of you call me a faggot at the pyramid for almost waking up your mummy?

sit down anyway

sit down between pink and black shirts and start reading my paper

Sic my eagle on them
It's trained to hunt cunny

>Go through them to the middle
>Sit down
>Spread my legs

Yeah that's about it

Honestly? Do a 360 and walk away quietly.

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

"um... okay" then stands awkwardly next to her.

What? What's that? This is autistic what if scenario time? Very well then.

"FUCK YOU YOU ENTITED CUNT" then I batistabomb them one by one and make a couch out of their corpses on which I lounge while munching on candy.

>"c-can I at least lick your feet p-please?"

I'd run away crying, because I post on Sup Forums so I may talk a decent redpill fight but in reality I'm just scared of girls. Even these tweens could kick my ass just by grabbing my moobs hard enough.

Get help

Dentist office, lardass.

>Dentist office, lardass.
Your point being?

reschedule the appointment, go home and cry.

That's pathetic man, hit the gym and better yourself.

Take a picture, post it on the 4chans and ask other people what they would do

Sit on the table,near their feet.

Sit down next to Maddie and stare at her legs when she's not looking.

I hate how attractive girls age 13 - 16 are.

I love potato: The Post

finger them

> OK I get it. Your making fun of my large size. Wow. Bravo. Top quality humor. That's why your the person in this room who get paid millions to be in comedy movies right? Get a life kid.

Fart Rape

I would fart on your rape if you catch my drift.

pile on :3

>Get a life kid
Ewww