Send me your best love phrases

Send me your best love phrases

There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your Mom was suckin' my cock.
The clock struck two.
I shot my goo,
and dumped the bitch off on the next block

There was a young woman from Ealing,

Who had a peculiar feeling,

She fell on her back and open her crack,

And peed all over the ceiling.

Heyyyyyyyyy!

A man from Cowdenbeath,

Set set sail on a pair of false teeth,

He jumped with a start,

Said 'Lord, bless my heart!

I've bitten myself underneath!'

I love Rock and Roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.

can stick peen in vajeen?

There once was a man from Sup Forums
Ask for love lyrics did he
A reply was sent
A load was spent
And now a faggot is she

Nice, didn't know there are legitimate poets on Sup Forums

There once was a man called user
Who walked with a constant hard on
He got sick of it, see
So he cut the thing off
And now the faggot's a she

There once was a tard from the chans
He has nothing in his pants
No wedding tackle, no dangly bits
We was just a woman without tits

There once was a fag named Moot
He liked to use the banhammer to boot
Any scumbag or pedophile guy
And turn the records over to the FBI

We once had a mod named Snacks
He banned pedos, newfags, and other hacks
Then he left and we heard the tale
Of the day Snacks fucked a dead whale.

>What is a limerick rhyme scheme?

As you can see, Sup Forums is hosed.
We once had raids. Boy, that pool was closed.
Now it's traps, celebs and rate my cock
I think I'll stay home and jerk it into my sock.

>Correcting dumb poetry on Sup Forums

If a job's worth doing, user...

There once was a pedant dickbeater
Who tried to enforce rhyme and meter
Then he turned 50 and was all alone
Because he was a douchebag

an old classic, for sure

I don't like this one :(

You're rude, user.

There once was a site called reddit
When it started it got lots of credit
For good stuff, cat pics, and gonewild
But after a while, it got really bogged down
By assholes just like this know-it-all clown.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin; "if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

I've been married for 18 years
And, contrary to what one hears
The sex is great. It's the best of my life
Thank god it's not with my wife.

Desu desu desu
Desu? Desu? Desu?
DESU! DESU! DESU!

There once was a farmer named Bob
He was very good at his job.
When asked about his very high yields
He replied "It goes in all fields."