What was the worst sex you've ever had?

what was the worst sex you've ever had?

>couple on yahoo chat
>meet them, pretty ugly
>meh im horny
>get to hotel room
>guy sticks his sweaty dirty precum dick in my mouth
>get sick to my stomach
>ask to leave
>get home and brush teeth very thoroughly.

>

anything on alcohol, best was on weed (legalise it)

I do not have sex very often, like I'm 25 and have had sex with 7 different women, lost my virginity at 18. late start I know, but I have never had bad sex I can honestly say. I usually only have it once a year, but it's always with an 8/10 or 9/10 way out of my league who is pornstar in bed. I luck out in it, makes up for the intense lack of sex I put up with for the most part

Married 26 years, so..... all of it?

I hate drunk sex, in my opinion people who like drunk sex suck at sex

>drinks and pool party in middle of day
>go home
>texting girl
>come round we fuck
>girl comes round in denim skirt
>ipod in pocket
>girl pulls up skirt
>fuck her
>smash her ipod nano while fucking
>walk her to bus stop
>never talk to her again

My girlfriends ugly sister came over to my place one night and wouldnt leave. Followed me to bed stripped got me hard and had her way. I kept saying no the whole time. tfw i was raped

>Be 9
>wake up in pain
>dads fucking me at full force in my ass
>I beg him to stop
>Dad slaps me in the face, tells me to shut uip
>I sob as quietly as I can but cry out when he goes too deep
>Get slapped some more
>Feel him jam the full length into me
>Everything gets squishy and ooky
>pulls out, rubs his softening cock on my leg
>Blood, shit and sperm run up my thigh
>Dad turns around, tells me to go to sleep
>Didn't even kiss me goodnight.

haaaa i remember you.

same here, i can't even stay hard if im drunk

>what was the worst sex you've ever had?
Every fucking time. I hate every girlfriend I ever had, before during and after.

>A woman threw up on my dick while she was blowin me.

>I was standing, she was on all four on the bed.

>Actually she didn't really vomit, it was all a transparent liquid, I think vodka.

>Anyway, after she finished trhowing up, I used her face to cum in her throat.

It was one of the best and worst at the same time experines I've ever had, kind of a dirty porn movie

Saturday night pregnant bitch.. finished with blood on penis and everywhere.. pic related happened there

>be me
>6 y o
>friend 10
>tells me he's seen his parents lie on eachother with no pants
>let's do it
>we just lie on eachother because we don't know it's about insertion
should i hire an assassin to kill this guy for making a kid do gay sex at 6

>go with friends to a little house party of one of their sister's
>5 guys including me, 2 girls
>girl (not friend's sister) comes onto me
>sister reveals girl is a horndog when drunk
>literally grinding on me to the worst music I can think of within 5 minutes of her first and second shot
>doink is situated comfortably down my right pant leg, don't then she even notices or is too drunk to notice, keeps grinding my zipper
>pretty hard by the time she turns around, 7 inch dick imprinted noticeably on my khakis
>she asks sister if we can use a room, I'm just standing there like "I didn't sign up for this, but if that's where it goes"
>sister says no
>Tell girl we're going to my truck, jealous friend I drove there is against it
>Tell him to jerk it in the bathroom if he has a problem, I'm not going anywhere
>pull backseat up and lay down my thick cover (truck is livable in, lots of rear space)
>fuck, blow my load in a condom, she threw up on the floor mat and fell asleep (thank god it's waterproof)
>go back in, tell sister her friend is out in my backseat in a puddle of piss and vomit
tbh it was a lot worse than it sounds, she was tight though and I came after she fell asleep, so my fetish was sated

is that the bunk bed of a truck?

good eye, friend

Not having it

if you hate them then why go out with them in the first place.

she was a landwhale. that should sum it up

It sounds like you got what you deserved for trying to take advantage of a woman with impacted judgment.

let a trap suck me off. gayest thing ever possible

>got what I deserved
>trying to take advantage
Maybe you didn't read, but nothing bad happened to me, and I didn't take advantage of anyone, she came onto me
Go back to your shitty cuck threads you quivering twat

my first time
>high school gf
> iny ~90lb ballet dancer
>body of a 12 year old
>both virgins
>put the tip of my dick in her
>she's making this really painful face
>get the head in
>tears are already rolling down her cheeks
>start pushing in
>she's choking down sobs of pain
>ask her if she's ok and if she wants me to stop
>she says it hurts but she's ok
>eager to lose my virginity so i keep going
>another inch or two
>she's making noises like i'm stabbing her to death
>i thought this was supposed to be fun
>get my dick halfway inside her
>she looks up at me through tearful eyes
>opens her mouth and says
>"it's like we're the same person"
>jesus fucking christ what
>try to shake it off
>continue to fuck her with 1/2 my dick at 0.5mph for 5 minutes
>manage to cum with great concentration
>i'm never doing this again
later i tried it again in college and it was much better

MFM threesome with my girlfriend and a friend. Partway through I realized I didn't like seeing my gf fucking another guy, even if I was involved. Didn't want to ruin it for her so I powered through. Had to watch him cum in her.

I fucked a dude once because I was curious about what it would be like. As soon as he sucked my dick I could immediately tell that this was not the life for me. I didn't moan, it was just awkward... I figured I would get the most out of the experience and I put his dick in my mouth and immediately regretted it. Dicks are gross. The only thing that I can think of that would have been worse to that is literal shit. Anyways, he bends over and I stick my dick in his ass. It felt underwhelming. It was just a tight hole. He started to back his asshole on my dick doggy style because I think he could tell I wasn't into it. I came in his butt, apologized and then left spitting and trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

wow you're a faggot

You call yourself a man?

my worst time was my very first time
>new gf
>desperate to have sex
>after a party we are both really wasted
>she says to put it in
>she basically blacks out immediately
>pussy is dried out, cuz the alcohol dehydration
>give up because i dont know what to do

Well it was her idea and I was turned on by the idea in theory.

>be me 18 in 2002
>Unattractive friend has been really sick for weeks and has lost a lot of weight
>Looks slightly more attractive since weight loss (her and her friend were described as "SpongeBob and Patrick" for intelligence and body shape, she was patrick)
>In a swimming pool at night
>I talk her into banging me
> go downstairs where everyone is asleep in basement after the party
>Start having drunk sex
>She keeps telling me to be quiet (for the record I'm pretty quiet, not making much noise at all)
> She starts to get scared we are going to wake someone up
>"Shhh...just bite my shoulder or something..." She says in annoyed tone
>Funniest thing drunk me has ever heard. I bust up laughing, pull out and tell her I'm done. Not even gonna try to get off at this point. FML part 1....

>Large party, 1997
>30+ people there, most are friends/acquaintances
>Guy pulls out a LARGE amount of cocaine
>Weregoingskiing.wav
>Finally have courage to talk to hotgirl friend of friend
>She's railed, too
>Confidence is skyhigh
>Manage to talk her into bedroom
>Here we go
>Too much cocaine
>Dick don't work -- at all. Floppy, pathetic noodle
>All her friends call me Diet Coke for the next few years

Awesome

>picture is not related, but probably what I looked like.

HOLY FUCKING KEK

>nothing bad happened to me

Except you got piss and vomit in your truck, or you didn't realise you typed that because you're lying

only the worst worst in green please

>be me 24 year old in 2008
>Ex shows up at my new years Eve party with her asian friend (trying to bang Asian friend)
>Ex is playing cock block captain all night
>Good chance ex killed her ex b/f in a house fire, everyone knows and is super awkward
>I drink lots of tequila
>I suddenly remember I ate a huge dense blue mushroom 2 hours ago cause all of the sudden hallucinations
>More hallucinations....
>Party dies down, ex says she still loves me while we are alone
£>fuck you murderer I'm tripping and going to bed
>Wake up and ex is in my bed rubbing much dick
>Flip out tell her to leave me alone. >Tell her sleep in my bed I'll sleep on tiny couch.
>Wake up with ex laying next to couch rubbing much cock
>Flip out, tell her way uncool
>Go back to bed. Wake up to her coming into my room.
>Flip out, still tripping hard, still drunk really angry
>Somehow convinced to sex
>worst sex ever
>Pull out dont even try to cum tell her to leave, cause I'm feeling pretty taken advantage of at this point.
>FML part 2....

Got gangbanged at a party. It was fun at first, after while it just fucking hurt and felt miserable.

>Got gangbanged at a party
Go on

Haha, I had a similar experience, minus the difficult penetration.

>be me about 25
>have just moved in with girlfriend of 6 months
>going at it furiously for a few minutes
>she whispers, 'I hope I go first'
>me, 'w-what?'
>her, 'I hope I die before you - when we’re old - I couldn’t live without you'
>boner immediately inverted
>keep going for a few more minutes on autopilot, then slip out and make my excuses.
>mfw we lived together happily for 7 more years.
>mfw we’ve just split up and I’m almost certainly going to die before her.

>on date with larger black chick (don't plan to date her, whatever)
>go get coffee
>ask her back to my place
>watch movie
>girl leans over and inhales my entire face with her meaty fat lips when I was least expecting it
>ewwww.jpg
>figure it will feel good on cock, get hard
>whip out dick and she literally sucks it as hard as she can
>teeth grinding on my cock, fucking hurts man
>ask her how many blowjobs she's given, says she's the blowjob queen
>says she's wet (meh, whatever, I'm horny)
>she pulls of shirt and has a huge bushy happy trail leading to her puss
>dick falls off

I didn't bother to take her pants off. Just ended the date there and told her that I wasn't over my ex to get out of sex. She texted me for a week after and I ghosted her really fucking hard.

It's not a great story. Got wasted, a few guys start messing around so I figure what the hell, might as well (normally I wouldn't but again super drunk). They start at me, more guys find us, and soon I'm overwhelmed. It started sexy but just ended up being degrading.

>
meanwhile im fapping to your story

>It started sexy but just ended up being degrading.
Pretty much sums up group stuff for most people.

I imagine so. After the third guy joined it was like "okay I'm just a fucking object now"

A very hairy irish girl. Her bush was huge and her pits were bushy as fuck and smelled.
The only thing she had going was a bubbly ass and only fucked her doggy style.
I hit and quit it immediately. Cute face though.
Also, she was a dead fish and didnt do much.

>be me 30 in 2013
>Got a friend's ex to come over after they broke up
>Realize girl is racist, drug addictz liar and violent all in about an hour of hanging out
>Fuck it I'm gonna smash anyway
>Start making out, things getting pretty heavy
>She stops and says matter of fact without any ounce of sexiness in her voice
>"Sorry user I'm bleeding on my rag so my cunt is out of order but I guess I'll suck your cock if you want"
>Erectionwrecker.jpg
>Ewwdude.jpg
>Couldyouhavesaidthatanydifferent.gif
>Try not to let it bother me and unzip pants
>Boner where are you? Seems you had to leave a bit ago...
>Cannot get off
>Keep thinking about pic of girl with many guns laying on rebel flag blanket that she showed me
>"How about we just cuddle?" I say meekly
>Girl tries to bang three of my friends in one night 2 days later
>FML part 3...

>be me 10 y old broo
>playing with a cousin 11 yr old broo
>we both fuck each other at the bathroom broo
>it felt so good i passed out broo duhaudhuanduashudas

kill yourself

>okay I'm just a fucking object now
Some women like that (and likely, some dudes, too.)

The wife and I went thru a short swinging phase. Went to a couple of clubs, got into it and everything. It was fun for a few months. Then it was just weird. Swapping is one thing, I s'pose -- just getting off and having fun, but watching a woman take on 15 (or whatever) guys was just hard to watch. Like you say, at first it was hot as hell, but then when the 10th guy nutted on her, it was too much.

To each their own, I guess. But no thanks.

Yeah degrading isn't my thing. I'd do it again with 2-3, no more.

>be me 25 in 2007
>Date same girl, and break up with her several times because hot redhead, crazy redhead
>Family hates me
>At her house having sex one morning
>Car pulls into her drive way
>It's her parents and 2 relatives, coming over unannounced
>No time to run away from her shame at having me over
>Says to me "get the fuck under the bed!"
>Hides me under her bed like we are in highschool again
>I hate highschool
>Takes family on tour of house
>Mom sees my big feet sticking out from under the bed
>mom knew it was me, I hid for no reason
FML part 5

So you win? Cause you die first?

>serving 3 guys at once isn't degrading
let's talk

I mean it's kind of hot when it's just three and it's a mutual thing. A group of guys just using me, not so much.

No, nobody wins. I’m already dead.

>Married 7 years
>Evey year she is getting more annoying
>Sex is worse everytime
>Last night we got a little bit drunk
>she makes her move
okthen.jpg
>take cloths off
she shaved it, good
>and then she just stays there like she is a fucking corpse
>moans a little
>don't move at all
>I came anyway thinking of some other girl
And that's why Im fapping until I gtfo of this mess.

>be me 27 in 2009
>Meet girl at bar 9/10 got metal pixie
>House sitting bosses parents house with hot tub
>"Come hang at house! Have hot tub!"
> Qt agrees
>Comes over, super cool chick lots in common
>Have hot tub party just her and I
>Damn body looks good in bikini
>Go inside, smoke weed start making out
>Make my way across her stomach, down between her legs
>Start licking that puss like it's the last day of Mulan sauce at MC D's
>Well that's weird taste.jpg
>Keep going
>Hrm tastes like iron...
>Mfw I realize she's on her period and didn't even try to warn me
>Just got my red wings.gif
>FML part 6

>shaves
>makes a move
>drinks
>moans
sonds like it could have been worse user

She just was not into it. And that shit was been going for months. But of course, she won't sign the fucking divorce.

Plenty of people are older than you are right now and never had sex so this 18 is a late start is total bullshit.

if it's not the sex you should think about how else you are making her feel close to you.
then reduce it until she agrees.

ITT: Sociopaths who think they're so good at sex and are just straight out assholes to the opposite sex

Heres to you user, user rest forever here in our hearts. The last and final kek is yours. That agony is your triumph.

fuck off samefag

>Be me 23 in 2004
>G/fs parents hate me, she lives at home so we never fuck
>One night she sets up a tent in the woods by her house
>Gonna fuck like Blair witch project
>My boner forgets that it's January in Ohio
>Climate similar to Pluto
>Begin fucking, warmth of body heat fills tent, making it cozy
>Fucking subsides, so does body heat
>Doze off in warmth
>Wake up in liquid nitrogen temperatures
>Shaking so bad from cold it feels like convulsions
>Feet and toes are a version of numb I have never experienced before or since.
>Pull on all clothes and all blankets.
>G/f abandoned me alone in woods at some point, just my body heat for survival
>Violently convulse until dawn, then make the 3 hour hike back to my house by the rising sun
FML part 7

Im a guy. There is no such thing as bad sex for me. Anyone that says otherwise is homo

Yeap, I'm putting this thing into ice until she gives up.

>be me 40 year old
>my daughter friend 19 year old visits home
>tell her she aint home
>she hugs me and start rubbing my body with her hands
>im like dude wtf are you ok
>i get horny too i tell her to come in
>i anal her
we both happy in the end :)

was 16, some crazy bitch wanted to fuck, I only let her blow me for months, finally said why not, put on a condom, when she pulls her pants down this gut wrenching stench eminated from her asshole, it was literally caked in shit. Gagged, fucked for a few seconds, then left. She said she was pregnant a week later. Lol okay fucking nasty ass psycho

i hope you are not talking about your kids or pets

im not a bitch bro like you

Never had really bad sex, but I had an ex that really liked sex (little kinky, some anal, deepthroat BJ's, watched porn together, etc). My GF of 10 years (well, wife now) is much, much more vanilla and the sex is, well, very predictable. I know I can't complain but fuck

Are you me?

No kids or pets: I just want her to do the fucking formalities and the get her fat ass out of my sight.

>about to lose virginity
>get between gf's legs
>lean over to get condom, dick brushes against her thigh
>cum on her leg and stomach

>Be me 28 in 2010
>G/f gets T shaped birth control stick jammed up her cooter by a dr
>Super psyched because creampie time galore, usually had just pulled out
>Slide in my average sized cock
>Nice, inch in slowly until...
>Ouch.gif
> Something feels like it's scratching the tip of my dick when I go all the way in
>I keep thrusting.
>Moreouch.jpeg
>Jesus what is that?
>feels like a toothpick is poking my cock inside her pussy.
>Occasionally when I thrust I can feel thing stab into my pee hole
>Not what I signed up for....
>She climbs on top and starts riding
>Every thrust is like a Lego is being rubbed into my dick hole
>Orgasms are low on my list of expectations at this point
>Just want whatever is inside her to not destroy my penis
>She gets off
>I tell her I jacked off too many times today and can't cum
>Go to bathroom
>Dick is so fucked up with red marks it looks like it got caught spraying grafitti in Singapore
FML part 8

cont birth control?

did she explain why she left you? I'd be pissed.

then you woke up and realised you dont have a daughter and you have never 'analed' anyone.

recently tried out tinder, picked up a fat chick on there and met her at Dave & Busters, she was much more fat than in her pictures. proceed to take her back home after slamming rum and cokes the entire time and take her to my bed, in my drunken stupor i decided to eat her nasty hairy pussy and then fucked her and kicked her out of my house at 3 am. woke up the next morning with a hangover and my mouth tasting like sweaty balls.

pic not her, too shitfaced to remember her name for a real pic anymore, close enough though.

>I anal her

Kek

Don't pity the dead, they're already dead. It's us sops still alive what you should mourn.

Yeah what do they call them...iud's? Worst birth control ever. If my small to average cock feels that thing, poking my dick, I'd hate to see what happens to dudes with huge dongers

Thought this'd be in space

Occasionally have period sex with my girl because she gets super horny. Smell is terrible and blood gets all over me

Bitch... Man the fuck up!!!

She didn't want her parents to get suspicious.

Does getting raped count?

Report her on #metoo

maybe, greentext?

Sad.

Every time I fuck a girl from now on I will remember your bastards. I will do it for all of you. May Sup Forums always watch over me.

Ewww! Are you a total psycho now?

Yeah I would call that bad sex

tfw never had worst sex because women are not the least interested in me and it makes me hate them for it.

On mobile, hate greentexting...uncle took advantage of me as a kid.

Well then that, yeah.

You live like a hobo.

Lol'd hard I've been in the same situation in Michigan

did you even read any of the posts here faggot? some legitimately gross shit