Question for married fags

Question for married fags.
How many years married, and how often do you have sex a week?

Your milf, always related.

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11 years married, still have sex 2-3 times a week, kids are a problem but weekends night almost always for sex

I'm a white guy married to a girl of mixed Indian heritage from an asia n country. She is about 6 years younger than me , non Muslim, works a very high paying job.
Been together a few years , married Bout 4 months now.
Very kinky sex life . Got videos up on porn sites , got like over 200 k views in total.
Fuck a few times a week. She likes watching me fuck other women in front of her. So don't fuck that many white women as I like my notches dark

Anyways it's all fine in my situation. But honestly don't ever get married. Sure ya can live together . But be able to leave whenever ya want . Don't bother with marriage

18 years married. Sex about three times a week plus one or two bjs. So far good. This fluctuates a bit but that's about the average over or 18 years. She's still a dime at 43

12 years. 4 times a week. No plans for kids ever. Anal on her period.

Married 2 years, together 6. Sex 1-3 times a week, plus we sometimes shower together at the weekends and we fool around there.

Work and save money. Fuck and date.
Don't ever marry. As you get older, fly away off to Thailand or some shit a few times a year. Fuck all therm young whores
Then kill yourself when too oldf to do shit

OP here, so far sounds like my life is normal, and my friends are missing out. According to my wife, most our friends are down to once a well if that. After 13 years (age 45), we're still at 3 times a week.

im 29 been married since 24, about 3x a week but we dont see each other often, when we do, 7-10

Sad life

married 18 year, sex once every 3 months... and forget about even getting blown!
kill me now.

At that point I'd tell her hookers are allowed as a marital aid.

7 years married, about twice a week.

she hasn't know up till now, why cause problems and tell her. ;-)

> a week

kek

My wife befriended someone in the neighborhood, and that wife only has sex once a year or so. Can't figure out why, he seems normal so does she. Though, I'm convinced she wants to fuck my wife... She's jealous of how warm and touchy my wife and I are. I'm hoping for a three-way

6 y, 2 times / month

I hate there is always me asking for a fuck, it never (or very rarely) happens oppositely.

should i kill myself?

Yes. My wife asks me as often as I ask her. It's assumed every Friday night is lingerie night while the kid is out with friends.

Yeah, that happened

BJ in the shower or shower sex?

Neither. I shave my her legs and underarms for her since she can't, then we'll kiss for a bit and she'll give me a handjob and I'll finger her.

Take care to counseling my friend I cant get mine to get off me.

I personally hate shower sex. Inevitable I get cold and she hogs the water.

Now, hot tub sex......

The curve to this question.... How many out there still WANT to have sex with their wives?


Post your desirable wives!

Never had hot tub sex, though I've had sex with her in a pool even though she couldn't swim.

One of the best sex I've had, I was rolling hard on mdma, and my wife and I came back to the hotel from an Disco Biscuits show. Hit the hot tub in our suite, and had insane fun.

4 years. 1-2 times a week. We're both busy most of the time so we've even had times where it's 1-2 times in a month.

Married 15 years.

Sex 2-3 times a week.... but not with my wife.

WIfe is maybe every 2-3 months.
I grew tired of debating it so I'm fucking a much younger girl on the side.

yeah whatever, i don't care

>shave her legs and underarms for her since she can't
>she couldn't swim
the fuck is wrong with her?

Married 8 years. Together 15

>sex once every few weeks maybe once a month
>wife has literally 0 sex drive and I initiate 100% of the time

Have a nice house, nice toys and a beautiful son so I can’t complain much. It would be nice to have someone who enjoyed sex. Makes me feel emasculated to be honest.

Mild ataxic cerebral palsy.

5 years
At most 3x in a week
Sometimes once in a while
Probably average 4 a month
Kids f it up

Shit like this is why I'm terrified of getting married. I can do the exact same thing jerking off to Sup Forums all day and not have any financial commitments at the same time.

10 years. what is sex again?

6 yrs married...
How often? Every other day
There have been some weeks we dont do anything.. work is a bitch

in the same boat, i broke up because of it and didnt look back

do you want that for the rest of your life?

5.5 years of marriage; that was after 8 years of dating. Probably have sex once a week on average.

Been with gf for 8 years

She'll take dick whenever as long as I do all the work, she only puts in effort when she's horny which is rare. She's like a sex doll that can clean herself. I'd estimate my gf's iq around 100, a solid 6/10 and it doesn't help that she was raised religious. She truly does love me to death and I can get away with practically anything.

Everyone I know is getting engaged and married. Everyone I know is miserable and after a few drinks will let out how much they despise their spouse.

>marrying a retard

Meh it’s not all bad. Sex is like 2% of a marriage. I just jerk off in the shower every morning before work and I don’t really think about it. Like I said I have a pretty good life so I can’t complain too much. My wife also has lupus so it is probably a big contributing factor as to why she never wants sex.

Married 17 years
With same woman for 22

Have sex 4 or 5 times a week.

Have sex with wife once or twice a month.

My neighbor's wife has some great pussy.

Do not get married.

Do Not Get Married.

DO NOT GET MARRIED.


I am about to have my 3rd divorce. I'm 38 years old. No matter how good it seems YOU WILL REGRET IT. Women are BIOLOGICALLY programmed to lose interest in you after a few years. This in turn ensures a man will seek out other women to spread his seed with and continue the survival of the species.This happens with ALL WOMEN eventually, not matter how good you think she is.

Luckily I had a vasectomy at 21, so I have no kids. First marriage was 7 years, ended without issue and we stayed friends. 2nd marriage lasted 3 years, she cheated on me. I had evidence so she got nothing from me. Third marriage is in the process of divorce. Not ugly, but she spent the last 2 years ignoring me, suggesting open relationship status, and she was generally being an asshole while we were fucking other people. No point in being married anymore so just going to divorce.

GETTING MARRIED IS A HUGE MISTAKE. Once the idea of being able to lose someone disappears, so do their respect, love, and sexual drive for you eventually. Keep in mind that statistically, unhappiness in marriage is applicable to a whopping 86% of people who are married or were married!

OC for you with a side chick.

Chris?

(Judge Judy Voice)
Now, let me get this straight. You got a wife that not only lets you FILM her, but also brings other womenz ovah to have you fuck them, AND you're still saying "don't get married"??

>My wife also has lupus

23 years
2 or 3X a week
Went a long time at once a month, kids and all
Kids are older, out on their own sometimes, wife is a bit more fun. Somehow got interested in bjs.

What this user said. I too have 3 ex wives. It is no fun at all. 2 got houses, 1 got pension and child support for 18 years. Why?? I scream at nothing all the time. If my neighbors could look through my window they would be certain that I've lost my mind.

>brings up race, never asked to
>it is to talk about race mixing
nice larp, shill

I'm 46. I have been married for 18 years. I haven't had sex with my wife in years. I get laid a couple times a week. I'm an alcoholic piece of shit that nobody knows. Except for you fuckers.

mariage is about having kids primarily

Hey user. I had a woman once who'd husband was the same. He was just drunk all the time, and she was lonely, so she'd fuck me every morning during her "jog". He found out one day, and didn't even care. But she still went back with him, even though I was "in love". kek.

Marred for 11 years, 2-3 times a week normally, more if on vacation.

I have this fantasy, since my kids are already grown, but I'm not dead yet, that when I'm ready to really retire, like at 70 or something, I might move to Thailand and just rent a small place and have 20 year old girls rub my limp dick while I watch tv or something.

Sounds sad, I know, but part of me thinks that would be way better than playing golf with a bunch of horny old ladies at The Villages or some other nonsense. I might try it out for a year, at least.

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Wew lad

Say that when you're old and lonely

>cerebral palsy
>retard
>doesn’t understand before shitposting
Fuck off idiot

She's not a retard. She has coordination and balance problems and an occasional tremor in her hands, but she's mentally normal.

11yrs, usually once a day, but about 4xwk is I'm really busy.

Yeah. My wife is frigid. If she was fucking someone there would be hope but she's completely devoid of any desire for human contact. Doesn't even hug our kid. Separate rooms and everything. She's a good mom overall though.

she ain't normal though

Name?

Hugging kids is really important, tho. I'm with a woman who's parents were like that - she has issues. I still hug my kids and they're grown men.

Don't sweat it, user~kun. On the bright side you're not a virgin, unlike le edgy user.

Unless her hand was shaking you couldn't tell it by looking at her. She has her issues but we have a perfectly normal relationship.

Until she gets bored and takes them and half of everything you own from you. In the end, if you wind up alone after divorce, you're no better off than being alone before marriage. Sure you might have some kids existing in the ether, but if you don't get to see them everyday, then what good did it do you?

>not getting custody of your children

1 year and about 5 times a week. My depression meds lower my sex drive otherwise it would be higher. Her wanting it more than you do kinda makes me insecure like I can't satisfy her. Kinda sucks.

Married for 8 years
sex ranges from 1 to 3 times every 2 weeks
its gotten pretty bland even though my wife is attractive. Talked about maybe adding a 3rd for some fun. Pic related

Marriage is great. Especially with a brown girl. I married an Afghan girl and she is loyal and supportive.

That's pretty good. Some go months without.

I do. And no.

26 years

Sex 18 times in 2017
Once so far in 2018

Have given up on life.

You sound like a tool

I'd rather be a virgin than fuck a spastic.

male here 28 been married just over 2 years been together, both me and my wife have somewhat of a high sex drive so its like 5-6 times a week most weeks

Together ~40 years; married slightly less.
Sex not as often as we once did, nor as often as I'd like (menopause can be a bitch for some women). Average is about 0.5/week I suppose

It's flu season, and my wife is early stages pregnant, so maybe twice a week.

Normally, three to four time a week. Would probably be just a little more, but we're busy and stressed.

When we were trying to get pregnant, it was every day around ovulation time, whether we wanted to or not.

ive been married less than a year
and am down to just under once a week.
it didnt take long to start going downhill

> it didnt take long to start going downhill

*brofist*

Could be worse. Try to put in effort to turn her on and be romantic. Think about what she likes. She might be waiting for you to stimulate her.

Married 30years

With regular viagra sex is back to 5+/week

Wife has always been insatiable... I think she’s hornier now than ever

Bull, sex is a HUGE factor of marriage. And marriage counselors will say just that. You duped yourself, unless she allowed you hookers.

I don’t disagree lack of sex destroys marriages. I guess what I’m saying is I wouldn’t destroy my marriage to bang a hooker or cheat on my wife. I have it pretty good. So I’m content jerking off in the shower.

6 years. Every day.

over 15 years
sometimes once a week
sometimes more
sometimes less
happened last night ;-)

sounds exhausting

Married 23 years, 1 kid out and 1 kid leaving in 4y. Sex is determined by how we each feel; both if us have health issues. On average 2x a week. Wouldn't trade her for anyone. Double head 4 person shower has plenty of room for daily grabass with her. 90% of evening showers are with her, so get lots of dick grabbing and pussy fondling, but might not go all the way. Doesn't matter though - had more kinky sex with her than I ever thought I'd get from anyone ever, so I've got tons of fap material in head if needed.

Usually it's a quickie in the shower in the morning if we don't have sex the night before. We're going to be trying for a kid though, so it'll probably get more frequent.

You must be young, there's many days I'd rather play video games or take a nap.

28, wife is 29.

> not touching her own kid
> a good mum
> delusion to the max

I hope the kid's not a boy otherwise he's in for trouble.

Hope that you are able to show your affection to the kid. It will really need it. Also hope that you get some affection somewhere.

> inb4 beta because thinks affection is important for men

sorry, answered to the wrong post

> not touching her own kid
> a good mum
> delusion to the max

I hope the kid's not a boy otherwise he's in for trouble.

Hope that you are able to show your affection to the kid. It will really need it. Also hope that you get some affection somewhere.

> inb4 beta because thinks affection is important for men

18 years married, once every two years with wife (last two years). Twice a week with my GF, and twice a week with slampig (for throat fucking only). Felt guilty at first but now I don't feel any way about it.

>not even married
>2,5 years together
>went from like 3 times a day to once a week, sometimes even less
>i dont even fucking know

She looks good. I can help if you ever need a rest ;)

Going to need links to those videos user