Have you ever been in trouble with the law, Sup Forums?

Have you ever been in trouble with the law, Sup Forums?

I've been the guest of the county once or twice.

Dumbass shit in the 90s. Was a Deadhead and got pinched for various bullshit -- vagrancy, possession of paraphernalia, etc. Florida, 93 they picked up a whole fucking parking lot full of Heads and took us in. Never even wrote our names down, just made us pick up litter for a few hours the next morning.

*1994, oops

I got shoplifting at walmart and had to do community service. I ended up cleaning a huge beautiful park and it was very enjoyable. Ill never steal again though, I was just seeking suffering.

Got a DUI for sleeping in my car omce. also had some weed on me so i got a charge for that too

Got chased down and surrounded by border patrol one night for driving funny. They fucked off after they shone flashlights in and saw I was a white nerdy lookin fuck. True story.

Jail twice. Innocent both times. No charges ever filed

DUI hit and run. I was drunk and hit a parked car. Drove all the way home and was playing video games. Answered my door half naked to a cop reading me miranda rights.

got my computer raided for cyberbullying and beat the case

No I'm not black

You must be very white.

4 speeding tickets
1 court hearing
0 charges
It pisses me off every time I see a cop in my county sitting and waiting for someone going slightly over the speed limit, hoping he can bust them even though the state code requires offenders to be going +10 the posted limit, but the cops in this county always get the poor ignorant teenagers that don't know the law

>got caught with a concealed knife and pepper spray
>concealing makes it illegal
>got locked up over night
>released in the morning
>had court dates
>trial was a year away
>lawyer phones me a day before trial I don't have to show up they thru out the case
>no record
>happy.jpg

drug charge and paraphernalia charge.

what Can sheriffs pull up info on your license plate?

breaking and entering
possesion of firearm
assault with a deadly weapon

Only white people go to prison

Dubs of truth

Ohh shit, Mandela in all his glory!

Racist cunt

Got arrested in dubai for hugging my bf

Countless speeding tickets
Drink drive
Driving whilst disqualified
Driving without insurance
Driving without due care
Failing to report an accident
Leaving the scene of an accident
Suspended sentence for non payment of fines

All over 25 years ago, except 2 or 3 speeders. Just got fed up with hassle from the feds. Also, came to realise use what a cunt I was being.

Faggot

That is fake, you would be stoned.

Got 3 months in jail, 140 hours community service and a year probation when i was 15 for 2 counts of evading aresst, 2 counts resisting, assault on a police officer, shoplifting, tobacco as a minor, tobacco on school grounds, a weapon on school grounds, and being a runaway. Had a dope lawyer and got almost all of it dropped even after skipping probation and running to cali for a month in the summer lol i got very lucky as a kid

Been pulled over several times in the UK for speeding, once doing double the speed limit, but didn't get my license taken.
Got arrested leaving Almaty airport right after landing because I lit a cigarette in a non-smoking area (they changed the laws since I was last there).
Got taken to security on the same trip coming back because I had a USSR stamped AK-47 bayonet in my bag that I got in a market as a souvenir.

sweet, we got 5 gallon buckets of those bayonets at my local gun store, $9.95 a pop, coated in enough cosmoline to warehouse a car.

when I was 12 I stole alcohol from the local city market. I got away with it a few times before that, literally just threw the bottle away afterwards though, I just wanted to see if I could do it

No, I'm white.

Got caught with not even a gram of bud last year. Wife worked with drug task force. Got divorced and commited and I'm actually about to go into a probation meeting.

No
And I take drugs, I sell them, I've done internet piracy for the past 10 years, I'm an alt-right in germanistan.
Maybe I'll kill and rape a few refugees when the chance comes up.

LIVIN ON DE EDGE

I did get fuxked up in the holding cell

I was detained for public intoxication in a state where it is legal. I raised hell but didn't get any money because it was a rinkydink village with a population of only a few hundred. The nigger cop that stopped me is serving 5 years in prison for robbing a heroin dealer.

Got a possession charge at party. The host had a warrant out for his arrest so 6 sheriffs were sent on site. I was hotboxing in my car when the fuzz pulled up. I had brought my friend (met earlier in the week), and he was inside the house at this point. I wasn't about to leave him in there so I went in to round him up. Problem was, when I did so, I left my wallet in the car. I found him conversating with the many other unawares and quickly warned him of the impending municipal danger. We then both proceeded to get locked in the house with all the other people, not being able to escape in time. Every door was locked and no one let the sheriffs inside so the doors were eventually kicked in. I was in a bathroom with two doors at each end of the room (for some reason). One door led to the master bedroom and the other to a hallway that led to the kitchen. The hallway door was kicked in and I swear the deadbolt or some other debris flew past my face into the some other 12-16 people in the bathroom (5x8ft in size). From there the sum 120 humans were quarantined on the deck exterior to the house. One by one the sheriffs handled people, and since I didn't have my ID I had to go to my car. I was escorted there by officer friendly and seeing my car he said "oh this is the one with all the weed in it". I was instructed to give him my mason jar containing around a eighth of that OG fire durban alein thunderfuck poison. The officer had also noted a fifth of jameson in the backseat and I had to hand that over as well. What the officer failed to see was the fifth of jim beam in the driver seat so I stashed that under the seat as I grabbed my wallet from the center console. Officer friendly made me pour the jameson on the ground, "I don't think I've ever seen this much liquor before". When I was returned to the containment zone, I received an minor in possession charge, and was allowed to leave but not drive. I bummed a ride off a homie that got away through the woods to his whip

same

>Like 6
>Outside my house
>See car go past
>Decide to give said car the finger for no reason
>Undercover cop car
>Shit.jpg
>Run inside from the back of the house
>Run upstairs into my room shitting myself
>Hear a knock on the door
>Tells me what i did was wrong and some other shit

Britfag here, been nicked a few times when I was younger but nothing major, just the usual really, fighting, some theft from school, nicking cars, TWOC. Never went to prison though. I’ve also had a million and one close calls with ganja but never actually been caught with any. Once, when I lived with my brother and his wife, they had an argument and police came over. We had a key of weed in a backpack in the kitchen, the copper almost stepped on it at one point lol

DUI

I practically handed the cops my DUI on a silver platter, due to the fact that my car hydroplaned and was completely totaled.

>wife's family has 8 cops in it, including 2 police chiefs
>wife hates drugs, criminals, and risk taking
If I ever do get arrested I'll have to get a divorce lawyer on top of a regular one. I wonder if I can get a 2 for 1 deal....

Do you ever do drugs or anything ?

Three times
1
>drunk and pissing in town centre
2
>rubbed a red hot kebab in some fagots face, caused minimal damage considering he was the aggressor I was also drunk
3
>had a fight at a kids birthday party yet again drunk.
I prefer to stay sober now it's just fucking easier.

>house party
>raid
>im upstairs
>cop larps as navy seal
>clearing house with gun out
>walks me down at gun point

>run red light on bicycle
>cooperate until cop tries to confiscate my bike because i dont have a receipt for it
>sprint through downtown on bike

>run another red light on bicycle
>cooperate
>cop pats me for weapons
>finds 3in blade folding knife
>tells me if he find anything else he's going to shoot me
>stop cooperating
>shake him off
>laugh in his face
>get a ticket for riding without a brake

moral of the story, dont cooperate.

I was speeding at +30MPH and made the police man chase me
When he finally got me, the coke fully kicked in.
I just turned to him, breathing heavy like I just did a 200yd sprint, and shouted "DO U KNOW DE WHEY?!?!?!?!" into his face.
He raped my ass in the back of his car and let me walk back to my car to have me get sober again.

That's what I get for liking shitty memes, I guess.

>>had a fight at a kids birthday party yet again drunk.
please tell us more user

when I go to concerts with my cousin (2x a year) we usually smoke a bit and I sometimes smoke pot at work on sundays when management has fucked off (wax pens bro, shits awesome.)

>tfw took off going 90 in the passing line then saw a cop behind me and pulled back into the right line and the fucker fallowed me for another 3 miles but didnt try to pull me over

Feels good man

>sisters kids birthday
>they invite ex gf she turns up with new guy
>after a few beers I decided to fight him
>we fight I break tv
>kids flipping the fuck out everywhere
>aga doo plays
>I get arrested
>the fagot refused to press charges because of ex
>technically I won, I think

On the contrary.

> buy 2nd hand motorbike at store, take it home
> guy says paperwork will be ready next day
> paperwork is not ready
> weeks pass by, guy totally lols at my face every time I call
> uncle is undercover cop
> tell him sobbing story
Don't worry user, I've got this
> uncle goes visit shop, tells them they pulled me over and suspect the bike is stolen.
> store owner shits his pants
Did you sell a stolen bike to that kid?
> n-no
Then where the hell is the paperwork to prove it?
> Next day got a call from store owner
A-user your paperwork is ready

How did you do it? My cousin is in the same shit.

In college, on my way to class. Motorcycle cop pulls me over for expired inspection sticker. Wait for cop to write ticket. Comes back, "Sir, please step out of the vehicle." I'm like, "wtf??? " "Sir, you have a warrant out for your arrest for theft" An even bigger "wtf!!????" He cuts me off as he sees I'm starting to panic and tells me, "Son, the public library submitted an over due library book that you haven't returned as stolen. I'm going to let you leave, but you go straight over there and take care of it." Feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, return book and pay fine. Go to courthouse to turn myself in and explain I'm a student that forgot I had a book still checked. People around with dwi, assault, and other real charges. They call me "killer" while we wait for the judge. Judge calls me into chambers with lawyer and demands to know what the fuck is he reading this bullshit and wasting tax payers money. Tells me to leave. I wave bye to my new friends. Flunk quiz I was originally on my way to take but missed.