>white trash handymen
>their friend is an Alex Jones tier nutjob
>Grandpa from the 3 ninjas movies is eaten by a giant penis
White trash handymen
>Main character masturbates to comatose bitch and then kills everyone because his gay lover died
easy. giant worms the movie.
Reposting my impossible one
>I'm an angsty teenage girl
>My brother is probably autistic
>Suddenly a wild nigger appears
>Spooky stuff is going on in this town
>The nigger thinks it's someone like him
>Everyone thinks I'm crazy
>Oh wow he was actually right
>Omgareyoujacktheripper
>Wait, now he is a she, and she is British
>Well I guess we figured out the mystery
>"Okay, dude who breathes from a crab."
Since no ones guessed it yet
>some guy is at a bridge
>other dudes go get him
Planet of the apes
Saving Private Ryan
Tremors
>Retard is the female lead
>Brother is somehow more retarded than she is
>Everyone is retarded
>Now everyone is dead
>But who did it?
>The killer rides off in the sunset with his newscaster bitch
Ya bud
Okay try this, kinda easy
Guy eats a party drug and starts to hallucinate some shit with some other druggy dudes who do parkour n shit
Didn't somebody get it last thread?
Sleepaway Camp
Matrix
Evangelion
>autistic kid scares government
>bald guy saves kid
*Main Character screams like inhuman abomination*
Yes
Trucker in San Fransico.
Magic and shit.
>a guy dies and gets a replacement
>new guy is crazy and the older ones dont like him at first
>eventually hate him because of something he did
>French orphan gets Appendix ripped out
Big Trouble in Little China
I didn't see it. Do you remember the answer?
No
>uncle cockblocks nephew
>nephew pwns girl at extreme sport
>Italians being niggers
>The struggles of poverty
>Desperation can turn you into what you despise most
>I just wanted what was mine
Reposting one:
>10 PRINT "ALIEN WAR"
>20 GOTO 10
>power cycle the world
>10 PRINT "SEXY YOGA"
Sleepaway Camp
Dark Knight Rises.
Godfather II?
Try:
Dude really wants some other dudes to work in his factory for free somewhere in central europe
Edge of Tomorrow
trying again:
bridge of the spies
winrar
not even close
>find ad in news paper
>shoot it
>get hired by man who make ad
>nope, you kill them
>get saved by people who you were suppose to kill you in the first place
Posted this one in previous thread aswell. Didn't see it answered, so updated it a bit:
>some invading faggots start a war over a fucking pigeon
>amputee james bond is making out with a little dog
>little dog has a fucking horses head
>win the war with music
Oh, no, that's not it.
Correctomundo
ofc
See
When Mars Attacks
Mars Attacks!
>man buys dog
>man eats neighbors underwear
>man blames dog
>man buys baseball team
>baseball team cucks man with dog
>dog is really a woman who had spell broken by baseball team that was actually a bunch of princes from around the universe
Airbud
Stranger things?
WINRAR
Space Jam
> Jesus is dead
> guy with horns fucks with a lot of women
> they warn another woman, who gets together a broody goth, a geek, a wet back and a nigger
> they go after horny guy
> but only after Jesus is resurrected
Another repost:
>man all alone
>vacuum cuts his hair
>Future
>Precrime
>Set up
Clerks
>Jews play Basketball
rob schneider
Chasing Amy
Fuck yeah !!!
Minority Report
WINRAR!
Dogma
Why give up on Jaws?
I’ll make this easy for you guys.
>Jedi makes a cool bridge
>Instant regret
Don't repost without adding anything new, faggot
BASEketball
Dogma
WRONG
Tremors
Bridge over the river kwie
>Guys family is killed
>Disabled child kidnapped
>Revenge
Nope!
It was on Disney Channel
White man can't jump
>Black guy gets head punched off a building
>A group of actors must become what they had previously only pretended to be in a rip off version of a popular franchise.
>Autistic guy learns how to break rules
>Becomes a minecraft god
Galaxy Quest
Ghostbusters?
even stevens the movie?
Fine, nigger:
>man all alone
>vacuum cuts hair
>man suddenly isn't alone
> goofy lowlife and his friend buy TV station
> retarded janitor becomes town hero
> they defeat capitalism
> profit?
>Autistic kid
>Salt
> they're badasses
> they're going to jump off the building
> they're not going to jump
> they jump
> dumbasses
UHF
UHF
Scary movie
Holy fuck your retarded
>Angry people go quickly numerous times
yep
rainman
*you're
>Two shit-tier comedian buddy-salesmen need to make a buck
>Do you like steaks?
>Trashy woman
>Mafia
Idiocracy?
Nope
then matrix
> kill anyone you want one night per year
>sex in jacuzzi
>killer tongues
>British guy who looks a lot like Patrick Stewart but isn't Patrick Stewart
The Purge
spring time for hitler
you got it
Still no
species
Glengarry Glen Ross
Fast and Furious
As much as I like The Producers, no. Better than the movie I greentexted, though.