White trash handymen

>white trash handymen
>their friend is an Alex Jones tier nutjob
>Grandpa from the 3 ninjas movies is eaten by a giant penis

>Main character masturbates to comatose bitch and then kills everyone because his gay lover died

easy. giant worms the movie.

Reposting my impossible one

>I'm an angsty teenage girl
>My brother is probably autistic
>Suddenly a wild nigger appears
>Spooky stuff is going on in this town
>The nigger thinks it's someone like him
>Everyone thinks I'm crazy
>Oh wow he was actually right
>Omgareyoujacktheripper
>Wait, now he is a she, and she is British
>Well I guess we figured out the mystery

>"Okay, dude who breathes from a crab."

Since no ones guessed it yet
>some guy is at a bridge
>other dudes go get him

Planet of the apes

Saving Private Ryan

Tremors

>Retard is the female lead
>Brother is somehow more retarded than she is
>Everyone is retarded
>Now everyone is dead
>But who did it?
>The killer rides off in the sunset with his newscaster bitch

Ya bud

Okay try this, kinda easy
Guy eats a party drug and starts to hallucinate some shit with some other druggy dudes who do parkour n shit

Didn't somebody get it last thread?

Sleepaway Camp

Matrix

Evangelion

>autistic kid scares government
>bald guy saves kid

*Main Character screams like inhuman abomination*

Yes

Trucker in San Fransico.
Magic and shit.

>a guy dies and gets a replacement
>new guy is crazy and the older ones dont like him at first
>eventually hate him because of something he did

>French orphan gets Appendix ripped out

Big Trouble in Little China

I didn't see it. Do you remember the answer?

No

>uncle cockblocks nephew
>nephew pwns girl at extreme sport

>Italians being niggers
>The struggles of poverty
>Desperation can turn you into what you despise most
>I just wanted what was mine

Reposting one:

>10 PRINT "ALIEN WAR"
>20 GOTO 10
>power cycle the world
>10 PRINT "SEXY YOGA"

Sleepaway Camp

Dark Knight Rises.

Godfather II?

Try:
Dude really wants some other dudes to work in his factory for free somewhere in central europe

Edge of Tomorrow

trying again:

bridge of the spies

winrar

not even close

>find ad in news paper
>shoot it
>get hired by man who make ad
>nope, you kill them
>get saved by people who you were suppose to kill you in the first place

Posted this one in previous thread aswell. Didn't see it answered, so updated it a bit:

>some invading faggots start a war over a fucking pigeon
>amputee james bond is making out with a little dog
>little dog has a fucking horses head
>win the war with music

Oh, no, that's not it.
Correctomundo

ofc

See

When Mars Attacks

Mars Attacks!

>man buys dog
>man eats neighbors underwear
>man blames dog
>man buys baseball team
>baseball team cucks man with dog
>dog is really a woman who had spell broken by baseball team that was actually a bunch of princes from around the universe

Airbud

Stranger things?

WINRAR

Space Jam

> Jesus is dead
> guy with horns fucks with a lot of women
> they warn another woman, who gets together a broody goth, a geek, a wet back and a nigger
> they go after horny guy
> but only after Jesus is resurrected

Another repost:

>man all alone
>vacuum cuts his hair

>Future
>Precrime
>Set up

Clerks

>Jews play Basketball

rob schneider

Chasing Amy

Fuck yeah !!!

Minority Report

WINRAR!

Dogma

Why give up on Jaws?

I’ll make this easy for you guys.

>Jedi makes a cool bridge
>Instant regret

Don't repost without adding anything new, faggot

BASEketball

Dogma

WRONG

Tremors

Bridge over the river kwie

>Guys family is killed
>Disabled child kidnapped
>Revenge

Nope!

It was on Disney Channel

White man can't jump

>Black guy gets head punched off a building

>A group of actors must become what they had previously only pretended to be in a rip off version of a popular franchise.

>Autistic guy learns how to break rules
>Becomes a minecraft god

Galaxy Quest

Ghostbusters?

even stevens the movie?

Fine, nigger:
>man all alone
>vacuum cuts hair
>man suddenly isn't alone

> goofy lowlife and his friend buy TV station
> retarded janitor becomes town hero
> they defeat capitalism
> profit?

>Autistic kid
>Salt

> they're badasses
> they're going to jump off the building
> they're not going to jump
> they jump
> dumbasses

UHF

UHF

Scary movie

Holy fuck your retarded

>Angry people go quickly numerous times

yep

rainman

*you're

>Two shit-tier comedian buddy-salesmen need to make a buck
>Do you like steaks?
>Trashy woman
>Mafia

Idiocracy?

Nope

then matrix

> kill anyone you want one night per year

>sex in jacuzzi
>killer tongues
>British guy who looks a lot like Patrick Stewart but isn't Patrick Stewart

The Purge

spring time for hitler

you got it

Still no

species

Glengarry Glen Ross

Fast and Furious

As much as I like The Producers, no. Better than the movie I greentexted, though.