Good evening, sir. This is a routine check, you're not in any trouble or anything...

Good evening, sir. This is a routine check, you're not in any trouble or anything. Just a few questions and you'll be on your way. Any dubs in the vehicle?

I don't know.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

Fucking pigs, I can smell the dubs on you

No officer. I never get dubs.

is there an officer, problem?

REEEEEEEEEE

Eat ass

N-no occifer, im clean!

STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

Whatch your mouth
Get out of the car!

What are you gonna do?

Dindu nuffin

n-no officer, just passing through haha...

Fuck niggers

I smell a smell on you
A smelly smell
A smelly smell that smells
Smelly.

No, I don't have any dubs..

..but do you?

Just passing by with my kids and wife...

FUCKING PIGS I'LL JAM MY DUBS UP YER ASS!

You planted those fucking dubs. I want a lawyer.

No sir, I can assure you this vehicle in entirely dubs free.

well youre fucked

...

N-no officer

lissen man I swear to fucking DRUNK i'm not god

no dubs here porky, but you have some
FREEZE

Niceee

Double 44’s

>god is real confirmed

Sir, step out of the vehicle with your hands up and any belongings to the side.

mein doppels

HE'S REACHING FOR SOMETHING IN THE DOOR HANDLE! OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!

Are trips okay?

>sir
did you just assume my gender

NO DUBS HERE OFFICER

No sir, I don't have any dubs in the car.

nothing here officer

Friend might have left some, but i'll forfeit them if he did.

Dude where'd get that uniform, haha. That's right, I can see your dubs.

I think I could ask you the same question!

No sir, I do not... but what I do have... ;)

...IS TRIPS >:D

Fuck naw nigguh. Can’t a nigga nigh in piece?

uhhhhhhhhhhhh , nope

Only double d’s in here sir.

Not at all officer.

No dubs here sir now I'll just be moving on

What dubs?

Why do you want dubs? You clearly have some already.

Can I help you officer? No, I haven’t seen any bad hombres around dees parts.

sorry sir we good tho

...

Roll

no dubs here sir, just passing by

Is this the opposite day?

...

Nothing shady going on here officer

no dum dum dubs in here, officer! have a nice day and god bless :)

Just on my daily non dub run officer.

Check'em

y...you too

I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE DUBS YOU FASCIST COCKSUCKER

I AM checking em. Checking yours.

Roll

Whats The Problem?

...

You're under arrest!! On the ground now!

no u fuckin fuck

HE DINDU NUTHIN!!!!

I never dubs and drive, officer. I'm a responsible citizen.

He's got a dubs gun! Drop him!

QUIT RESISTING
HAND THEM OVER

>Chekep Occifer

No officer i don't do dubs

check'em

Oy ye faggots I gots the best dubs of thems ols

No officer, what is dubs?

nah m8

Not that I know of

Officer I need to inform you there are dubs in this car

sir please stop wasting police time

Hypocritical pig

Nah im clean.

certainly not, officer

My liscense to carry dubs is right here

you dare assume such a thing officer? I see that you yourself have dubs!

No sir Dubs are only for law enforcement, everyone knows that.

No dubs just head pats

No dubs in here sir

No dubs here sir. Can I go now?

Not a single dub officer

no dubs

No dubs here officer.

Shit.

Nah my mans

I have a permit for dubs, and trips

I dindu no dubs, muffugah.

just passing by

James Bond

NNOOOO?

its ok officer as you can see I am white.