>local church got this in the back >worth like 4-5k usd >fully operational >literally never used >no longer snugly red literally completely gray because of the dust >technically property of the state which means i haev to talk with a bunch of bureaucrats if i want to take it home,bureaucratd who'll probably just take the damn thing
please kill me for gods sake the thing is literally the only material object i've ever actually really wanted, and there is no real reason i shouldn't be able to take it
David Phillips
i would steal it, case out the joint and work out a plan. but obviously not everyone would feel comfortable stealing it so it's your choice
Easton Harris
take it dumbass
Grayson Ward
Have you tried simply talking to the pastor or members of the “church board” about paying a couple hundred for it? That seems the most sensible thing.
Carter Ward
play some Tangerine Dream during the Christmas Service
Daniel Gutierrez
I dunno maybe talk to people running the place? Once helped a friend move a really good organ from a business just because the owners weren’t really using it anymore and it was taking up space.
Lucas Parker
maybe he doesn't want to do that in case they say no, thus making him prime suspect if he were to steal it.
Samuel Barnes
Would they really say no though? If OP frequents the church, he probably isn’t going to straight up steal 5k worth of money, especially from the church he goes too. Most churches have actual pianos or organs anyways, I doubt they’d mind if he bought it off them for less than it’s worth.
Matthew Reed
sounds like no one will miss it
Gabriel Howard
This is a baptist church, isn't it?
Jacob Sanders
take it retard
Kayden Scott
Don't be a thief, you fucking nigger.
Angel Anderson
This
Brandon Price
How do churches get gear like this? I heard about some dude copping a 909 from a church sale.
Julian Lewis
people die and their relatives are clueless its how batches of rare records show up in thrift stores
Luke Cruz
If you can somehow negotiate buying it without consulting the church band you can probably get it on the low. Church band players aren't retards and more than likely know how much it's worth
Mason James
Yeah i have, which is why i cant steal it. I spoke with the organist that works there (who i know personally) and he said that since its owned by the government technically, he cant sell it.
Grayson Lewis
bribe him
Sebastian White
Also, i cant possibly see how its unethical. Noone uses it, and it would be stealing from the government which i dont mind all too much.
Jackson Bailey
user for fucks sake if you won't steal it just give me an address and i will
Juan Cox
hmm i just realized that i can probably just ask to borrow it and noone is ever gonna ask for it back.
Asher Rivera
Jesus knows you gonna make those sweet synth harmonies with it, he won't mind
Luke Morris
blow him
Jacob Gonzalez
>people advocating stealing from a church how disgusting
Tyler Gray
who cares lol chruches in America are scams nowadays anyways
Anthony Perry
That's how I got my amp and aux cords.
Jason Price
my uncle has one of these he bought it for like 3k used
Jackson Wood
>hasn't read the thread church doesn't want it nor do they own it
Joshua Jones
>Stealing from a church
You black bastard
Camden Allen
Separate church and state! Rack that shit senpai!!!
Zachary Sanders
Just ask you autist
Matthew Bailey
Obvious solution: one of us call the church and inquire about buying it. If they go say yes, we can work it out with OP to do the pick up. If they say no, OP can steal the keyboard without becoming a suspect. OP post the church phone number please
Parker Rodriguez
My son, please don't steal from The Lords house
Lupus shall befall your familly if you so choose to steal, their faces turning red like the colour of a Nord Stage 3
Jesus loves you
Jeremiah Gray
it's just getting back what priests have been stealing for thousands of years using their made up stories
Xavier Rodriguez
Churches have become corrupted, there is no sin in taking back from a perversion of a house of god
Sebastian Nguyen
Sup Forums is full of niggers, are you really that surprised?
Dylan Mitchell
Begone spawn of Satan, I compel you to leave this child alone, he knows not the evils of this place
By the power of the FATHER, the SON, and the HOLY GHOST
BEGONE SATAN!!!
Anthony Brooks
underrated post
Austin Watson
This. Jesus would've done it.
Jace Gray
Fucking take it idiot.
No one will ever notice or give a fuck. See it a nice little fuck you to the church and government.
Aiden Murphy
Replace it with a Nord Lead 2 , doubt they would notice
Adrian Green
lel
Evan Foster
Christfags are a cancer
Cameron Bell
>Property of the state >Church property
What theocracy do you live in?
Josiah Edwards
>Stealing is fine Sounds more cancerous
Leo Murphy
Vatican?
Gavin Hughes
Finally someone calls out this bullshit.
Joshua Anderson
>vatican using anything but century-old church organs mate
Julian Reyes
I won't tell God, user....
But He'll know anyway
Gabriel Gomez
funny thing is, God doesn't exist
Dylan Wood
how can he be dead if he doesn't exist
Hudson Ramirez
the 3rd world parts of the USA?
Xavier Lee
exactly
Liam Hughes
you don't KNOW that, user
Bentley Peterson
nietzsche btfo
Jonathan Jones
I know this full well
Aiden Moore
yeah I'm better than him anyway
Elijah Watson
tell God that, user
Noah Powell
I can't since the allmighty Flying Mole Spirit prevents me from this
Jacob Adams
>stealing from a church It's actually >stealing from the State which are a bunch of thieves in themselves, so this is one of the very few occasions I'd say thieving wouldn't be so bad.
Gabriel Phillips
>hurr durr every country is America Most European nations have state-supported churches