>wake up
>find this in bed with you
>wat do
Wake up
wake up again
Chew my head off
get the bat
woah, this is getting sexy now
take pic. post to milf thread
Your sick.
>>wake up
>>find this in bed with you
>>wat do
Realize I'm just having a nightmare and wait for my alarm clock to go off and wake me up
enjoy being raped in your sleep
Fuck her, I have zero standards
Lock that bitch up in my basement. Starve it untill it isn't the size of a wild sow then use and abuse it because it's now just my personal fuck toy.
some good blue tit vein action happening in that pic
>Implying that cow could get my little cock hard while I'm sleeping
Ask whether she killed or devoured my wife. Then, attempt to escape, while yelling at my Beagle to "Kill the bitch!". My Beagle is retarded, but he would probably trip her/him/whatever up.
>what is a strapon
keep snoring user, your anus will be ruined and you'll be in diapers for the rest of your miserable life
Check to see if my dick is still there
Jokes on you! I love being pegged
sorry user, didn't realize you were gay
nigger doesn't understand how an anus works.
Girl fucking guy with toy makes him gay? Damn we got some dumb autistic retards here today
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smash her butthole
>smash her roll
Fixed
no ur fucking gay
I let my girl eat my ass and give me prostate massages am I gay too?
get her to do lesbian stuff with my gf
I love all these virgins that are so insecure about their sexuality that they can't even fathom a girl touching a guy's butt. " No it's gay!" LoooooooooL
Meth addict?
Underrated post.
I'd give her a fuck
Smash a bottle over my face and hope she isn't there when I wake up next.
go in bathroom instead
Go in kitchen instead
go downstairs instead
Virgin fag.
Kill myself instead
Go on roof instead
The term Coyote Ugly was coined for beasts like that. For you new players, that's when you chew your arm off to get away without waking it up.