Wake up

>wake up
>find this in bed with you
>wat do

wake up again

Chew my head off

get the bat

woah, this is getting sexy now

take pic. post to milf thread

Your sick.

>>wake up
>>find this in bed with you
>>wat do

Realize I'm just having a nightmare and wait for my alarm clock to go off and wake me up

enjoy being raped in your sleep

Fuck her, I have zero standards

Lock that bitch up in my basement. Starve it untill it isn't the size of a wild sow then use and abuse it because it's now just my personal fuck toy.

some good blue tit vein action happening in that pic

>Implying that cow could get my little cock hard while I'm sleeping

Ask whether she killed or devoured my wife. Then, attempt to escape, while yelling at my Beagle to "Kill the bitch!". My Beagle is retarded, but he would probably trip her/him/whatever up.

>what is a strapon

keep snoring user, your anus will be ruined and you'll be in diapers for the rest of your miserable life

Check to see if my dick is still there

Jokes on you! I love being pegged

sorry user, didn't realize you were gay

nigger doesn't understand how an anus works.

Girl fucking guy with toy makes him gay? Damn we got some dumb autistic retards here today

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smash her butthole

>smash her roll

Fixed

no ur fucking gay

I let my girl eat my ass and give me prostate massages am I gay too?

get her to do lesbian stuff with my gf

I love all these virgins that are so insecure about their sexuality that they can't even fathom a girl touching a guy's butt. " No it's gay!" LoooooooooL

Meth addict?

Underrated post.

I'd give her a fuck

Smash a bottle over my face and hope she isn't there when I wake up next.

go in bathroom instead

Go in kitchen instead

go downstairs instead

Virgin fag.

Kill myself instead

Go on roof instead

The term Coyote Ugly was coined for beasts like that. For you new players, that's when you chew your arm off to get away without waking it up.