>smoke weed
>smoke more weed
>kill horse
>lets solve this more weed
>ok lets smoke more weed
Smoke weed
>Autistic furry kid
>He's a dick to the Hulk
>Run away to the park
>Raft across the ocean
>Furry island
>James Gandolfini is a dick
>Furry autist goes home
>Is nice to his mom now
half baked
>there's some people and stuff and maybe some cars i don't know
>shit happens
>you don't know the guys name
Drive
no
right near the beach boi!
>have sister
>have brother
>have mom
>dad?
>oh shit where is dad?
>just gotta cut off his arms.
>trees are now safe
>Two gay nerds are at comic-con
>They leave in a gay nerd RV
>They meet an escaped convict who realises the nerds are gay
>They take him with them on their gay nerd drive
>That guy from NCIS pulls them over and calls them gay
>One of them gets shot
>Convict abducts an old woman
>The two main cast members are gay
Brokeback mountain?
Paul
Baby Driver?
Right-o.
>Three tits. Awesome.
Where the wild things are
>I'm an alien
>Orion's Belt
>Murder
>I'm a human
Total Recall.
>Got a floppy disk
>OH NO THEY WANT THE FLOPPY DISK
>Shitty rapper and dolphin save the day
Men in black. Duh.
Total Recall
Yeah.
That wasn't another movie, I was quoting one of Paul's running jokes.
>magic powers
>incest
>not anime
>be prison officer
>prisoners are freaky
>supernatural shit happens
>guy was framed all along
>Assassin and 12 year old
>12 year old's parent dies
>Assassin teaches her to kill
>Fall in love
>12 year old fucks with Gary Oldman
>angerey.jpg
>Gary Oldman kills Assassin
>Literally 'Pinocho' for adults.
>So much 'noir'.
Wrong
Green Mile
Knew I made that too easy.
>just doing my job
>asked to investigate a signal
>the curiosity killed the ca... well not the cat tho
>a man suffer from rape and get pregnant ???
>holy shit his baby is trying to kill us all
>fucking banana-head nigger
>son of the devil
>black alcoholic dude
>this other guy with a devil inside him or some shit
>they have a roadtrip
>black guy dies from a dude with the power of rot
>guy loses the devil but gets it back with magic bs
>kills the devil
>kid's ok
That isn't a vague description. That's a scene for scene breakdown.
Breaking Bad? I know it's supposed to be movies, but that's what it sounds like.
Breaking Bad?
hackers
shawshank
batman?
>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:05am
>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:03am
>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:10am
Leon the Professional
>single race utopia
>no immigration
>amazingly advanced
>we wuz kangs
groundhog day too easy
>oh hi Mark
Nope. It's a movie, anons.
>shawshank
Nope.
What is it then
Nope
Yup
oh hai doggy
The Room
where the wild things are? I Have only ever read the book
This is technically a 2 hour long miniseries, but it was pitched as a movie so I'm going to count it.
>Elijah Wood and his autistic little brother get lost
>Sassy flying bitch gives him shit
>Tries to kill them for helping her
>Feels bad about it
>They both almost die anyway
>It was a Halloween movie all along
>Nazi killers
>Kill nazis and blow shit up
Star Wars
bastards
inglorious bastards
Yea. Too fucking easy
Wait, I fucked that up, lemme redo.
>get someone killed
>feelsbadman
>must_survive_jail.png
>I AM THE DANGER
>alright alright alright
>alright alright alright
>alright alright aw shit I got aids
Planet of the Apes
>dont do home work
>fuck you dad
>your moms hot
>oh fuck its homework time
>time travel
>get the girls
>same room, same food for ages
>gets out eats live oco
>fucks his daughter
Dallas buyers club
>So I love this country I live in very much and I want to reach by ship someplace to make said country richer.
>Land fucking finally!
>The hell are this guys?
>Find out it was another place all along.
>So now I must govern this.
>lol don't know how.
>Rich kids rebellion.
>Protagonist wins partially.
>Dies fucked up.
>Becomes an international hero and a figure of legend forever in real life.
oldboy
>nerd jealous of chad brother
>ruins his party
>chad angry and worked up
>father mad about his behavior, kicks him out
>goes to stay with his girlfriend for a while
>gets in fight with his brother when he comes back
>Kevin McCallister and Frodo Baggins start living together
>Kevin is a little shit
>Frodo is always blamed
>Kevin's mom is depressed
>Has to choose between Kevin and Frodo
>RIP Kevin
johnny mnemonic
...
>i bet you cant eat 20 eggs
yesum
the good son
>choo choo
>choo choo choo choo
>fuck capitalism
*crash*
>wtf all the humans are dead now
>rich dude kills his son in law
>rich dude fuck his daughter
>rich dude will fuck his granddaughter
cool hand luke
find suitcase
what the fuck is that light?
Good job.
Snowpiercer?
pulp fiction
looks like we have a failure to communicate
yup
>aaaaa
>doubt.png
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Weird Science
Good man
>Tim allen doesn't want a kid to find out he lives in his room
>Clint Eastwood fucks a robber up
>Clint Eastwood fucks a rapist up
50
yup!
Black panther
>rob a bank
>rob a truck
>rob a post office
>spend 5 years in prison
cool ford car
Nope
nope
>Guy wakes up.
>He's got amnesia.
>He's trapped in a first-person shooter.
>Has to kill an albino Psycho Mantis.
>mother gets killed
>swims in shit to get autograph
>meets girl
>is at orphan camp
>runaway with brother and girl
>ride on top of train
>meet up with girl
>brother threatens to shoot him over girl
>he grows up without brother
>go onto who wants to become a millionaire
>meets girl again
>brother dies
>becomes a millionaire
very under rated IMO.
Hardcore Henry
in a Frank Lloyd Wright house overnight
host dies from an animated skeleton attack
Alien
...alien...?
hardcore bob
WINRAR
What's the difference?
Slumdog Millionaire?
Baby driver
>Probably the creepiest nun you'll ever see
>Also, there's some guy named Bill
>An old nursery rhyme is there, too
> Be Michael Cera.
> Be an awkard teen.
Gran Torino
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one who watched the movie on this site