Smoke weed

>smoke weed
>smoke more weed
>kill horse
>lets solve this more weed
>ok lets smoke more weed

>Autistic furry kid
>He's a dick to the Hulk
>Run away to the park
>Raft across the ocean
>Furry island
>James Gandolfini is a dick
>Furry autist goes home
>Is nice to his mom now

half baked

>there's some people and stuff and maybe some cars i don't know
>shit happens
>you don't know the guys name

Drive

no

right near the beach boi!

>have sister
>have brother
>have mom
>dad?
>oh shit where is dad?
>just gotta cut off his arms.
>trees are now safe

>Two gay nerds are at comic-con
>They leave in a gay nerd RV
>They meet an escaped convict who realises the nerds are gay
>They take him with them on their gay nerd drive
>That guy from NCIS pulls them over and calls them gay
>One of them gets shot
>Convict abducts an old woman
>The two main cast members are gay

Brokeback mountain?

Paul

Baby Driver?

Right-o.
>Three tits. Awesome.

Where the wild things are

>I'm an alien
>Orion's Belt
>Murder
>I'm a human

Total Recall.

>Got a floppy disk
>OH NO THEY WANT THE FLOPPY DISK
>Shitty rapper and dolphin save the day

Men in black. Duh.

Total Recall

Yeah.

That wasn't another movie, I was quoting one of Paul's running jokes.

>magic powers
>incest
>not anime

>be prison officer
>prisoners are freaky
>supernatural shit happens
>guy was framed all along

>Assassin and 12 year old
>12 year old's parent dies
>Assassin teaches her to kill
>Fall in love
>12 year old fucks with Gary Oldman
>angerey.jpg
>Gary Oldman kills Assassin

>Literally 'Pinocho' for adults.
>So much 'noir'.

Wrong

Green Mile

Knew I made that too easy.

>just doing my job
>asked to investigate a signal
>the curiosity killed the ca... well not the cat tho
>a man suffer from rape and get pregnant ???
>holy shit his baby is trying to kill us all
>fucking banana-head nigger

>son of the devil
>black alcoholic dude
>this other guy with a devil inside him or some shit
>they have a roadtrip
>black guy dies from a dude with the power of rot
>guy loses the devil but gets it back with magic bs
>kills the devil
>kid's ok

That isn't a vague description. That's a scene for scene breakdown.

Breaking Bad? I know it's supposed to be movies, but that's what it sounds like.

Breaking Bad?

hackers

shawshank

batman?

>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:05am
>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:03am
>Bill Murray kills himself at 6:10am

Leon the Professional

>single race utopia
>no immigration
>amazingly advanced
>we wuz kangs

groundhog day too easy

>oh hi Mark

Nope. It's a movie, anons.
>shawshank
Nope.

What is it then
Nope
Yup

oh hai doggy

The Room

where the wild things are? I Have only ever read the book

This is technically a 2 hour long miniseries, but it was pitched as a movie so I'm going to count it.
>Elijah Wood and his autistic little brother get lost
>Sassy flying bitch gives him shit
>Tries to kill them for helping her
>Feels bad about it
>They both almost die anyway
>It was a Halloween movie all along

>Nazi killers
>Kill nazis and blow shit up

Star Wars

bastards

inglorious bastards

Yea. Too fucking easy

Wait, I fucked that up, lemme redo.

>get someone killed
>feelsbadman
>must_survive_jail.png
>I AM THE DANGER

>alright alright alright
>alright alright alright
>alright alright aw shit I got aids

Planet of the Apes

>dont do home work
>fuck you dad
>your moms hot
>oh fuck its homework time
>time travel
>get the girls

>same room, same food for ages
>gets out eats live oco
>fucks his daughter

Dallas buyers club

>So I love this country I live in very much and I want to reach by ship someplace to make said country richer.
>Land fucking finally!
>The hell are this guys?
>Find out it was another place all along.
>So now I must govern this.
>lol don't know how.
>Rich kids rebellion.
>Protagonist wins partially.
>Dies fucked up.
>Becomes an international hero and a figure of legend forever in real life.

oldboy

>nerd jealous of chad brother
>ruins his party
>chad angry and worked up
>father mad about his behavior, kicks him out
>goes to stay with his girlfriend for a while
>gets in fight with his brother when he comes back

>Kevin McCallister and Frodo Baggins start living together
>Kevin is a little shit
>Frodo is always blamed
>Kevin's mom is depressed
>Has to choose between Kevin and Frodo
>RIP Kevin

johnny mnemonic

...

>i bet you cant eat 20 eggs

yesum

the good son

>choo choo
>choo choo choo choo
>fuck capitalism
*crash*
>wtf all the humans are dead now

>rich dude kills his son in law
>rich dude fuck his daughter
>rich dude will fuck his granddaughter

cool hand luke

find suitcase
what the fuck is that light?

Good job.

Snowpiercer?

pulp fiction

looks like we have a failure to communicate

yup

>aaaaa
>doubt.png
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Weird Science

Good man

>Tim allen doesn't want a kid to find out he lives in his room

>Clint Eastwood fucks a robber up
>Clint Eastwood fucks a rapist up

50

yup!

Black panther

>rob a bank
>rob a truck
>rob a post office
>spend 5 years in prison

cool ford car

Nope

nope

>Guy wakes up.
>He's got amnesia.
>He's trapped in a first-person shooter.
>Has to kill an albino Psycho Mantis.

>mother gets killed
>swims in shit to get autograph
>meets girl
>is at orphan camp
>runaway with brother and girl
>ride on top of train
>meet up with girl
>brother threatens to shoot him over girl
>he grows up without brother
>go onto who wants to become a millionaire
>meets girl again
>brother dies
>becomes a millionaire

very under rated IMO.

Hardcore Henry

in a Frank Lloyd Wright house overnight
host dies from an animated skeleton attack

Alien

...alien...?

hardcore bob

WINRAR

What's the difference?

Slumdog Millionaire?

Baby driver

>Probably the creepiest nun you'll ever see
>Also, there's some guy named Bill
>An old nursery rhyme is there, too

> Be Michael Cera.
> Be an awkard teen.

Gran Torino

Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one who watched the movie on this site