Sup Forums, you've got to hear this shit that happened earlier today. gf and I had just got done having sex upstairs. Afterward, I threw the condom away in the upstairs trash can. About 20 minutes later, gf and I are downstairs watching TV when we hear her 10-year-old daughter giggling upstairs. gf yells, "Heidi, what are you doing up there?" Heidi comes out of the bathroom to the top of the stairs… with the condom in her mouth… BLOWING IT UP. My jaw dropped and my gf is all like "HEIDI!!!" As she jumps up off the couch, she knocks the ashtray off the coffee table and onto the floor. Both of our lit cigarettes land on the carpet and become buried beneath a pile of other cigarette butts. She starts frantically sifting through them and grabbing handfuls and burns the fuck out of her hand on one of the cherries. My gf screams at me to go deal with her daughter, so I run upstairs real fast to take it away from her. By the time I reached the top, the condom is blown up very full, and as I wonder if the situation could possibly get any worse, it does. As she tilts it upward to huff another big puff of air into it, a huge load of my jizz pours right into her mouth. She immediately starts gagging and drops the balloon on the floor, but her mouth is already full of me right now. She starts spitting it out and it ends up all over her hands and shit. She's all like, "That stuff tastes and smells weird". I rush her into the bathroom and have her gargle with Scope until she can't taste the sperm anymore. My gf finally makes it upstairs and asks if everything is alright, but a bit too late as Heidi has my jizz all over her shirt, shorts, and even running down her chest. gf cleaned her up right there, but the memory will stick. It's only a matter of time before Heidi reaches social maturity and realizes what the stuff in that balloon really was. I hope I am around to see the look on her face when the light bulb turns on.
This won't be admissible in court btw, no matter how much you would like it to be. Get ready for jail
Robert Edwards
why didn't you take a pic of her while facialized? stupid OP
Andrew Anderson
>greentext it op
Jonathan Sanchez
she knows what it was
Benjamin Peterson
reverse google image searched OP's jpeg
"Best guess for this image: Fellatio"
mfw
Oliver King
perhaps this is a sign op...
not talking about pedo shit you degenerates
Jaxson Thomas
That's more like 12...and she knows, or it ain't her.
James Robinson
post more pics pls
Justin Lewis
More of this cutie please.
Brandon Harris
lol good story fag
Robert James
Do the world a favor and jump in front of a speeding bus
Cooper Hughes
op c'mon...she sifts through the trash can and finds a wet rubber, then decides to put her mouth near it? no. no child would do that unknowingly. I call fake news
Asher Fisher
Absolutely fake. I think "Heidi" is oribnalt real though and he just fantaizes over her. For which he should just be preemptively thrown in jail.
Michael Edwards
I think you should be preemptively thrown in jail for being a whiteknight neckbeard.
Caleb Cooper
I did this with a condom I found on the street when I was delivering my newspapers when I was a kid. It was filled with nigger cum
Samuel Anderson
interesting story I was legit blowing loads into my ex gf's sisters chocolate milk in the mornings I feel a bit bad about it now but at the time I was ruthless watching her drink full glasses of milk my loads flowing through them
Hudson Martinez
Bull, how did she not notice.
Aiden Williams
I'd load them before I put the mix in and stir it up
Connor Wright
Sure, but how did she not notice some weird thick stuff in her milk? The textures aren't remotely the same and it's not like this stuff dissolves in water.
Jonathan Stewart
You're probably a pedophile, writing fucked up fantasies. Go Todd yourself and rinse your soul clean, you scum of the earth pizzafag
Parker Ortiz
she was 10, she didn't know what the fuck was goin on half the time
Luis Kelly
I know I've seen this posted before, this whole response
Dylan Ross
Haha great story user, mind sharing more? Fuck the FBI btw we are definitely safe here bros
Easton Wood
hot
Ryder Gray
unless the kid is retarded, by 10 theyve been exposed to porn
Elijah Fisher
plenty of 10yo's ave seen my oiled torso, cock and balls on omegle thats for sure
Lincoln Cruz
3 year olds know who Shane Diesel is
Nathan Gonzalez
kys
Christopher Martinez
Even a ten year old can figure out milk vs milk with some weird stuff in it.
Brayden Fisher
I don't know who Shane Diesel is.
Jordan Allen
Kids own dildos in today's world, deal with it. Fischer Price makes sybian machines
Eli Walker
You should probably burn those clothes so she is never reminded of it.
Mason James
bs, 10y/o kids dont have vibrators.
Henry Cruz
He's a big black cock star. You should know who he is, it's black history month
Owen Baker
Encouraging kids to already be sexually active by the time puberty hits is key to wiping out cancer.
Christian James
Exposed to pron and fucking half her class. Don't worry, op. you had your day, your cum all over the front of her and inside her mouth. You should remind her when she's 13, she'll do you for real this time.
but they have phones with vibrate mode. im sure theres always that one girl that tells the rest of the class how to access the test menu that lets you just turn the vibrate on and leave it on
Nicholas Allen
>You should know who he is, it's black history month topkek
Elijah Robinson
I did this at 9...
Tyler Fisher
Op post an actual picture of her if you want to prove that this isnt some bs story
Levi Ward
Literally mental illness pedo shit right here.
To the gas chambers you go.
Jacob Allen
i hope (you) will get raped by 3 nibbas one day
Lincoln Ramirez
More pics of Heidi pls
Ryan Morris
>Dating a single mom.
Benjamin Roberts
In a related story, I was once around 10-12.
I knew what condoms were.
Found a pack at the local high school (I lived in the area so we cut through the soccer fields, HS parking lots, etc. to get home)
This is peak 1990s degenercy before proper liter collection efforts. So condom wrappers, candy wrappers and potato chip bags, etc. everywhere.
Find a pack of condoms.
Pick it up.
Smelled fucked up.
> MFW it smells like dirty vagina.
> MFW I actually touched it.
> MFW my first smell of pussy was off a used condom box I found in a high school parking lot.
Ian Johnson
>hanging out at friend's house >he's got a few kids >we're drinking heavily and smoking weed >friend lets his kids do anything, stay up all night, watch dirty movies, hang out with adults while they smoke/drink, pretty much no supervision >drinking and smoking late into the night >I drink too much >in bathroom puking >try to lock the door; door locks but isn't fully shut >puke some more and then pass out >hours later, probably 4 am >get woken up by friend's 6 year old daughter pushing my leg aside by opening the door >fucking wasted and can barely move feel like I'm gonna die >she says some stuff quietly I don't understand >she's wearing nothing but underwear >pulls underwear down >sits on my stomach >she says something again I can't understand >she reaches forward and starts rubbing my cock through my pants >cock gets hard >she giggles >suddenly feel warm wetness >she's pissing all over my lower belly >she gets up, pulls up underwear, and leaves
>>Dating a single mom. Fucked a fat 42yo slam pilf for this reason >come home one night she's blitzed as fuck tells the kids to go to bed >Take her in the room shut the door and make her wail for the epic reaming I'm giving her >Door opens, slam pilf doesn't even notice she's getting pounded balls deep and in ecstacy >her two daughters are lookin in, I'm lookin over at them winkin and giving thumbs up while I drill her from behind >they're both staring >give the "come over here" fingers >they come in standing right next to me just pounding away dropping the hammer >beckon them to slap the pilfs ass >they do and giggle a bit >shhhh 'go over and watch' >turn up the pound meter >step back and just deluxe >12 spurter >some spurts fly over her head onto the bed head >roar like a demon >look over at the two girls and blow them a kiss >swag over to the door with my spent cock still semi hard and shut the door in their faces >see you next time ;) >*bang*
Hunter Allen
how old?
Andrew Peterson
42
Nolan Smith
kids you mong
Jaxon Cook
9 and 11
Michael Thompson
Dude, your fantasies are pretty shit
Zachary Myers
kekd
James Green
Heidi knows, she's been there before >pic related
Robert Wilson
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jacob Jenkins
my story was real
Asher Hill
kek
Evan Thomas
When will these Blacked fags stop?
Colton Long
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Colton Rivera
cool story bro
Xavier Gray
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Dominic Thomas
MODS MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
Henry Jackson
You are my newfound religion
Joshua Hall
Fuck off with your faggot pedo fantasies you fuckin deviant cunt
Jordan Wilson
Aye ugri with u my hoemy
Eli Myers
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Adam Roberts
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Eli Thompson
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Ian Barnes
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Parker Gutierrez
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Daniel Johnson
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Xavier Lewis
>heavy r,,search ''insect'' profit
Lincoln Brooks
>condom box smelled of vagina
how? did he put the used condoms back in the box? did he put the box inside her box?
